RWBY and JNPR Watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles

S2E26

Caboose: (from back) "He's shy!"

Church: "Shut up. Look, we don't want him back, and we don't care what you do with him. Now if you don't mind, we'd appreciate if you'd leave us alone. We're in the middle of something, kinda private over here."

Grif: "That's sad. He is shy."

Simmons: "Fine, but don't come asking for him back later."

Grif and Doc start heading back to the red base

Tucker: "We won't."

Grif: "Last chance."

"It seems Doc is already more hated than Caboose." Pyrrha said.

"Hmm, yes." Ren said.

Church: "Beat it reds!"

Grif: "Alright, we're goin', we're goin'."

The three reassemble over a hill

Grif: "Man, I thought our team was obnoxious, but those guys are really rude."

Doc starts toward the red base

Simmons: "Whoa, whey, hey, whoa, where do you think you're goin'?"

Doc: (stopping) "Back to base with you guys. They don't want me over there..."

Grif: "Yeah, I don't think so."

Doc: "What? You're not just gonna leave me out here in the middle of nowhere... By myself?"

Simmons: "Yeah. That's kinda the general idea."

"I feel kinda bad for him." Weiss said, remembering her experience with being left out.

"Me too." Jaune and Ruby said at the same time.

"Awe!" Nora said.

Jaune and Ruby laughed. "Glad I ran into you Jaune, after Yang Ditched me!" Ruby said glaring at her sister. "You were there to help."

"Hey I saved you a spot!" Yang shot back.

Jaune ignored her. "Glad I was there to help." Pyrrha smiled at her leader.

Doc: "Not you too, right Grif? Old buddy? Huh?"

Grif: "Sorry, it's pretty clear that you're not very popular around here, and if I'm gonna make any progress at all, I can't be directly associated with you. I'm sure you understand."

"Oh burn!" Nora said.

"Oh yeah, I forgot doc did that." Yang said.

"I suddenly don't feel that bad for him." Jaune said.

"I still do." Weiss muttered. "I was the same way remember? I know exactly how it feels to leave others out then have it thrown back. I'm not defending it but..."

"We get it Weiss." Ruby said comforting Weiss.

"Well you can't deny it was a sweet comeback." Yang said. Everyone chuckled in agreement.

Doc: "..."

Back to the blue base

Church: "What's going on? Are they there? Did they leave? Hey somebody tell me what's happening!"

Tucker: "I don't know, I can't really see too clearly. I bet I could see better if I had that sniper rifle..."

Church: "Uh, Tucker? You might wanna look behind you."

Tucker turns around, sees Caboose with the sniper rifle

Tucker: "Mother fucker."

Caboose: "Uh ooh Church, Church. Okay, I s, I see something... okay... uh the two red ones are walking away... uh... but the purple one is..."

O'Malley: "I think he's going to attack."

Church: "Purple. Oh wait, the purple guy's that worthless medic."

Tucker: "He's not gonna attack, he's a pussy fest."

Yang and Nora guffawed.

Church: " Pacifist."

Tucker: "Ah, whatever, let's tie him up and roll him through the teleporter."

Church: "Wait a second wait a second, think about this for a minute. Why would the reds leave him out there by himself? This has to be some kind of trick."

Caboose: "I'll bet they've used some kind of, brain washing technique on him. They're, they're probably planning, to have him do, all their dirty plans... and also the schemes..."

"Now Caboose sounds like Sarge." Ren muttered remembering past lines from Sarge.

View is of Tucker through the sniper rifle

Tucker: "Caboose, that is ridiculous."

Caboose: "Is it? Or is it so ridiculous, (scope zooms in on Tucker's jaw) it's the most ridiculously perfect idea, that you never thought of."

Tucker: "No, just the regular kinda ridiculous."

Back to normal view

Church: "Well just keep your eye on him. We'll know it's a trick if he tries to get in to our base."

Doc:(from afar) "Hey guys, euh, do you think I could come and hang out at your base for a while?"

Caboose: "I knew it... we're all gonna die..."

O'Malley: (aiming at the back of Tucker's head) "Starting with you!"

Tucker: "Sorry, but we're kinda busy here. So go away... or something."

Doc: "Normally I wouldn't impose, it's just that I don't know the neighborhood too well, and-"

Church: "Listen Doc, you're not fooling anybody with that innocent victim routine."

Doc: "Hey uh I could help! I know more than just medicine! I'm trained in psychology too, maybe I could help you with your problem facing people!"

"If he's a bad a medic as he is a therapist I'd be worried for any patient he has." Blake said to some nods.

Church: "just, get outta here! And tell your buddies the reds, that their little 'plan' failed."

Doc: "Well this is just great. I can't believe I failed outta medical school for this."

The scene cut to black.

"Oh so that's why he's so bad." Nora said tossing her Ice cream up into the trash. "Nailed it!"

"The series is getting better." Pyrrha said.

"Yeah, so play the next one." Nora ordered to Jaune.