Church: "Well, yeah, but... oh man, I guess I gotta give that one to ya."
Cut to Caboose hopping in the tank.
Ruby leaned forward in excitement.
Tank canopy closes, tank turns on
Tank: "Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheila."
"Hey isn't that the tutorial program voice?" Blake asked.
"Yeah, Filiss wasn't it?" Pyrrha said. "Wonder why its name changed."
"Hmm." Ren hummed looking back in his notes. "Should I keep taking notes? Nothing important has happened, and we still know nothing of this other universe."
"Because, its not another universe." Weiss sighed.
"Well, have you been able to find anything?" Ruby asked.
Weiss sighed again, "no, there's nothing on Chupacabra, Mexican, Red vs blue, or anything else referenced. I did find that there is something
called Machinima, which is creating a show in a video game but it's not very popular."
"That's good to know though, maybe the show is simply very obscure." Blake complimented.
Weiss nodded, "It is also called Render Vision but it's more commonly referred to as Machinima." She lectured.
Caboose: "Hello. Sheila. Big tank lady."
Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"
"Well it's definitely the same person, or program or whatever." Jaune pointed out.
Caboose: "Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you."
Sheila: "Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of the Scorpion class tank. Let's begin with some driving."
Caboose: "Okay."
Cut to Simmons firing the jeep's gun, and Grif on the ground behind him
Grif: "Simmons. SIMMONS!"
Simmons stops firing, steps down
Grif: "Man, that thing is loud ."
Ruby grinned, "I can just picture Coco with one of those."
Simmons: "WHAT?"
Tank rolls by in the background
Grif: "Come on, let's sneak around the back of the rock and get 'em out."
Simmons: "OKAY."
Grif: "Keep it down! Jesus. Let's go, before they figure out what's going on."
"Simmons would be an awful teammate to take on a stealth mission." Blake chuckled.
Cut to the Rookie having Sheila stranded on a tall rock, turning, trying to get off of it
Sheila: "Now that you've mastered driving the M808V, let's move on to some of the safety features."
"Her training program is awful." Weiss commented.
Caboose: "No, no, wait, go back! (unstrands the tank) Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?"
Yang frowned, "That's weird, it would be cool to learn how to drive a tank."
Cut to Church peeking out from the side of the rock, Tucker standing behind it
Church: "(whispering) Psst, hey, they stopped firing."
Tucker: "Why are you whispering?"
Church: "(whispering) Uhm... I don't know."
"It's prudent to whisper. Especially when the others are an enemy team of soldiers trying to kill you." Blake chuckled.
Cut to Simmons and Grif standing at the foot of a cliff
Grif: "Aw, crap, I don't think we're gonna be able to get around this way."
Simmons: "Tell me again, uh, why did we get out of the jeep?"
Tank rolls up right behind them
Grif: "Well, I guess it was this or sit there and watch you shoot rocks all day long."
"Could have just driven it with them, or gotten an angle." Weiss mumbled.
Tank's turret looks at Grif, then at Simmons
Simmons: "Well at least that was fun."
"That reminds me, Ruby. What did Coco say about her turret?" Jaune asked.
"She said she wants to check it out." Ruby explained.
"Is she going to watch the show with us?" Jaune asked.
"Maybe, but she said they were really busy training so I don't know." Ruby shrugged.
Grif and Simmons both turn at once to see the tank
Grif: "Hoolyy crap. What in God's name is that thing?"
"It is a strange tank, the Atlas tanks are very different, more advanced too." Weiss commented.
Cut to Church and Tucker, looking at the vacant jeep
Church: "Tucker, don't be stupid. They're just trying to draw us out."
Tucker: "No they're not, look: they left the jeep. They're gone."
Church: "Well, I don't know about this. It seems pretty fishy, but... alright screw it, let's go get it."
Cut to the view from inside the tank, turret slowly homing in on Grif's head
Grif: "Dude hold still. I don't think it sees us."
Tank gets zoned in on Grif's head. The scene faded to black.
"With how short the episodes are, we can probably finish it by tonight depending on the amount of episodes." Blake stretched.
"Ok sounds good." Jaune said.
YOU ARE READING
RWBY and JNPR Watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles
FanfictionWhat happens when a mysterious file called "Red vs Blue" is downloaded onto Jaune's scroll? Teams RWBY and JNPR watch Red Vs Blue. Realistic reactions from the characters. I DO NOT OWN RVB OR RWBY. Reposted from the FFN story started years ago.