RWBY and JNPR Watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles

S1E4

"Like rookies." Ren mumbled.

"Ren why are you taking so many notes anyway? At first I thought it would be smart but so far the show is immature and pointless." Weiss asked.

"It's kinda funny." Ruby mumbled.

"Because if what the message said is true it's from ano-" Ren started to say.

"It's not." Weiss interrupted.

"Well, it's still interesting. Even if it is just hackers it might be important." Ren explained.

"So far all that your notes consist of is random junk that we don't understand." Weiss pointed out.

"Because it's from another universe." Ruby added.

"No, it's not." Weiss said angrily. "Fine, keep taking notes. It'll prove it's not from another universe. You find references we don't understand and I'll do some research to find it. Let me see what you have so far." Weiss said, holding her hand out.

Jaune hit play as Weiss started pouring over Ren's notes.

Church, Tucker, and Caboose are standing next to the tank, outside the base

Church: "Yeah I'll let you in on a little secret, I've uh... I've actually got a girl back home."

"Does that mean we might finally see a female character?" Pyrrha asked.

"Hopefully, so far it's only immature men." Weiss commented.

"Well, it looks like it's supposed to be a comedy." Jaune explained.

"Are you saying that women aren't funny?" Blake asked dryly, hiding a grin as Jaune began to sputter.

"He's saying men aren't Punny." Yang said, trying not to laugh. Ruby groaned and put her head in her hands.

"Yang, that wasn't even a good pun." Weiss scolded. "Can that even be considered a pun? It made absolutely no sense..at all."

"Hey I've been really stressed lately!" Yang defended.

"Stressed? With what?" Weiss asked. "Copying my homework at night?"

"I- what- ha ha nooo Weiss I would never." Yang chuckled nervously. Weiss glared at Yang as Ruby slowly looked away to hide her guilty face.

"Just hit play." Yang sighed, "Besides I don't need to copy your work. My work is good enough on its own. I was just checking my answers, look at it as a compliment."

Tucker: "Oh yeah? Girlfriend or wife?"

Church: "No, man, she's just my girlfriend, ya know? We were gonna get married, but I got shipped out, and... ah, you know how it works."

Tucker: "Oh, well, you gonna marry her when you get back?"

Caboose: "I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'"

"With that way of thinking he definitely won't get married." Weiss commented, disgusted.

"Hey, rookie! Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?" Church asked.

"He didn't call her anything?" Ruby said, confused.

"Ruby... nevermind." Yang said.

Church: "Hey rookie... did you just call my girlfriend a cow?"

Tucker: "No, I think he called her a slut!"

Church: "I'll tell you what noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I got a lot more important job for you to do."