Your son/daughter says a curse word.
Niall: "Mommy, what does cunt mean?" "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" you stared at your daughter in shock. "What does cunt mean, mommy? I heard daddy saying it the other night!" you turn to Niall angrily, who just whistles and goes, "Honey, don't ever say that word again! That's only for adults!" "But what does it--" "AH! No repeating it!"
Liam: "Mommy, I gotta piss!" said your son, doing a pee dance. "Excuse me?" you said, leaning down. "I gotta piss!" you sigh. "LIAM!"
Harry: "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" your son dances around the living room. You spit out all of your drink. "Y/S/N, GO TO YOUR ROOM!" he looked at you, tears in his eyes, "But, Mommy! I heard you and Daddy saying it a lot last night!" your face goes red, as Harry tries to hide his laughter. "Room!"
Louis: Your son stubs his toe on the coffee table, "Dammit, mama!" "LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON!" Louis just shrugs at you and sips his drink, smirking.
Zayn: "Daddy, Mommy's brother is an asshole!" Zayn's eyes widened, "What did you call him?" "An asshole!" You turn to Zayn. "You know where he gets this vulgar language from? You. His father."
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Preferences and Imagines
FanfictionOne Direction, Big Time Rush, Austin Mahone, and Justin Bieber Imagines. All Preferences are One Direction and Big Time Rush preferences. Not that much smut involved, but I will say so if there is. :)x And all credit goes to Quotev and or Tumblr.
