That-Sokovian-Bastard // Avengers (& other) Imagines

Drabble Collection (2017)

This is another drabble collection! These were originally posted on my Tumblr in 2017 for an ask game. This consists of about 45 drabbles (it's about 7500 words total), with many gen relationships and a few romantic. All Avengers, though!

*Edited*

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Prompt: "It's called music, you asshat."

"It's called music, you asshat," You shouted over the speaker blasting the new, popular music.

"This is not music," Tony retorted, "This is fake, computerized sounds."

You shrugged, not caring what Tony had to say. The music on the radio makes for good background noise to all the (non)work you were doing.

Suddenly, you jumped when the music went from light and loving to fast and loud. "This is my kind of music!" Tony shouted from the other side of the room, your phone in his hands.

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Prompt: "It was indeed a baby."

It was indeed a baby. There was a baby in the Avengers base, and it was crawling around, breaking anything the baby could reach. You chased after the cooing mess, but the little child kept sneaking away.

You stopped running before you bumped into Steve and looked around him. "What just passed me?"

"Definitely not a baby," You nodded and ran past him.

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Prompt: "Please stop dabbing."

"Please stop dabbing," You glared over at Bucky, who kept dabbing at everything he did.

"Never!" He shouted and dabbed again, "This is the best thing Spider-Kid ever taught me!"

Your head darted over to where Peter Parker was doing his homework. "Oh, I am so going to kill you," You grumbled, making Peter's eyes widen.

"What did I do?" Peter asked innocently, smiling as he watched Bucky dab after knocking whatever you were holding onto the floor.

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Prompt: "Why are you like this?"

"Why are you like this?" Steve grumbled when you continued to throw cereal at Bucky, trying to anger him.

"I don't know; I live to annoy my elder friends, I guess," You replied and tossed a piece of cereal in your mouth.

Bucky rolled his eyes and threw his food back at you. "You're doing a damn good job at it."

"So I can do a great job?" You asked, a smirk growing on your face. And before either of them could respond, you started throwing food at the both of them.

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Prompt: "You can't trust a man in yellow."

"You can't trust a man in yellow," Tony declared and took a bite of the apple he was eating.

"What about Big Bird? Or the guy from Curious George? Or Caillou?" You shouted, getting more offended the more you thought about it.

Tony took a deep sigh. "Well, those aren't even real people... but look at how dumb Steve looks; you can't trust a guy wearing that kind of yellow," He nodded toward Cap, who, for some reason, was dressed in yellow.

"Half your suit is yellow," You told him, and Tony's face turned to confusion.

"Only half trust me."

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Prompt: "Explosions won't solve all your problems."

"Explosions won't solve all your problems," Natasha criticized, impatiently tapping her foot.