*lying on Dashi's bed*
*Tweak doing a BuzzFeed quiz*
Tweak: Okay so I just had a random thought which lead to a life changing question:
Dashi: *scrolling through Instagram* Hit me
Tweak: Would you either marry Harry Styles or get adopted by Taylor Swift?
Dashi: Aw. *strokes chin*
Dashi: Aw man, that one's tough.
Dashi: Harry Styles is SO, SO cute!
Dashi: But . . . .
Dashi: *whiness* TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!
Dashi: I don't know, you stumped me on that one :>
Tweak: Eh, I guess it doesn't matter. You're so cute that you'd probably get both ;)
Dashi: Aw stop it, you're cute!
Tweak: No I mean it, You're cute!
Dashi: *leans onto her shoulder with an affectionate gaze* I wanna drown in your eyes!
Tweak: *strokes paws* Your paws are SO soft
Dashi: You're ears are softer
Tweak: Awwwwww :)
Tweak: Now what about my headband? Compliment my headband.
Dashi: Nobody could pull of that shade of pink better than you can, Tweaky :>
Tweak: Stop it, you're making me blush 💖
*Kwazii pops out from the Octochute*
Kwazii: Hi.
Kwazii: *Looks at them*
Kwazii: Aw gross, what the sea salt are you doing?!
Tweak: Girl bonding? What are you doing?
Kwazii: Watching you 'girl bond' apparently. Ugh, you and your emotions. Disgusting.
Dashi: T_T
Tweak: No seriously, why did you come in here? For all you know, one of us could've been changing Kwazii!
Dashi: *gasp* For SHAME Kwazii!!
Kwazii: -_-
Kwazii: You never wear clothes half of the- UgH nevermind. I came in here because the Captain said I needed to 'clip my nails'
Kwazii: *folds arms* It would appear that me accidentally scratching his arm with my claw was a ME problem.
Kwazii: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT HE WAS IN SCRATCHING PROXIMITY! PLUS I WAS MAD. He should know that you should NOT be in my personal tantrum space when I am MAD!
Tweak: *whispers* Who's the emotional one now? >:)
Dashi: *giggles*
Kwazii: Maybe the Captain should clip HIS claws and see how he feels about that.
Kwazii: Anyway, what good is a cat without his claws?!
Kwazii: I probably won't even be fully CAT without them.
Kwazii: *GASP*
Kwazii: So then what am I if I'm not fully cat?!
Kwazii: *starts abstract pondering*
Kwazii: Wait- What did I come in here for?
Kwazii: . . . .
Kwazii: ARE YOU GUYS EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!
Tweak: Yeah . . . yeah . . . totally. . . . .
Tweak: *doing a BuzzFeed quiz* Yayyy I got eggs benedict!
Dashi: I got pancakes!!!
Tweak: That's tasty- >:)
Dashi: You know it ;)
Kwazii: 🤨
Kwazii: Unbelievable-
Kwazii: What are you doing?!
Tweak: We took a 'which breakfast meal are you?' quiz.
Kwazii: Oh neat. . . can I try?
Tweak: Sure.
Kwazii: Aw yeah!!! *starts answering questions*
Dashi: This is gonna go so well XD
Tweak: Totally XDD
Kwazii: Sweet or savoury?
Tweak: You're the biggest sweet tooth ever Kwaz ;>
Kwazii: Yeah that wasn't hard to choose ;)
Kwazii: 'Would you say you're sarcastic, crazy, smart or talkative?'
Dashi: Crazy.
Tweak: Crazy.
Kwazii: Yup, just wanted to hear it come out of your mouths XDDD
Dashi: Ooh here come the results!!
Kwazii: . . . .
Kwazii: I got
Kwazii: Oatmeal
Kwazii: . . . .
Kwazii: Not fruity oatmeal, not honey oatmeal.
Kwazii: Just . . . . plain oatmeal.
Girls: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
Tweak: That's ironic because you're the least 'plain' crew member here XD
Dashi: Read what it says!!!
Kwazii: 'Being the extraverted, and least emotionally stable one, you tend to look at the negative aspect of things at times but just love the feeling of having freedom of will. You fear rejection, your parent or guardian and/or have an irrational fear of spiders. You also need to clip your nails.'
Kwazii: . . . .
Kwazii: Buzzfeed is stalking us.
Dashi: Tweak, did you hear that? Kwazii is the LEAST emotionally stable!?!
Tweak: Wow, unbelievable! Who would've guessed!
Kwazii: whAT?! NOo!
Kwazii: I AM EMOTIONALLY STABLE!!
*screeching cat noise*
Dashi: Oh dear, you really do throw a fit when you're mad-
Dashi: Here, just take the nail clippers! *throws it to him*
Kwazii: FINALLY!! THANKS!
Tweak: Now get out, we were having a moment before you came barging in ;)
Kwazii -_-
Tweak: I'm just kidding!! Come on, we can all cuddle together on the bed.
Kwazii: Gross. Goodbye. *jumps into the octo-chute*
Dashi: *shrugs* Eh. His loss <33
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Octonauts: Fact No Cap
FanfictionThe best, most cutest and binge worthy octonauts One-shots! I also have a few headcanons and a bunch of other random ideas and stories I have about the Octonauts characters hidden in this series :) Lemme know any ideas you have and I'll add 'em ;) S...
