Dashi: Kwazii get your feet off the Dashboard, please, you might press a button by accident.
Kwazii: Oh you're right Dashi! We don't want a repeat of YESTERDAY now do we?
Shellington: -_-
Shellington: Look! It was an accident!! And I said I'm sorry! :(
Tweak: Speaking of last week-
Tweak: Cap, we may need to take a stop to see if we can find some parts to help fix out broken booster. That asteroid really banged it all up. . .
Barnacles: Copy that. Dashi, take us to the nearest goldilocks planet.
Dashi: Already on it captain! Setting the course now.
Peso: Goldilocks planet? What's that?
Inkling: A goldilocks planet, Peso, is a planet that is not too hot or too cold and has a perfect balance of temperature, food and water for creatures to live on safely.
Peso: Oooh! Does that mean Earth is a goldilocks planet?
Shellington: Correct! According to statistics, there could be 300 million goldilocks planets in our universe alone!
Kwazii: Woahhh. That's INSANE!
Dashi: Octonauts, buckle your seatbelts and prepare for LIGHTSPEED!
*dramatically presses button*
*nothing happens*
Dashi: Oh no! It didn't work! :(
Everyone: . . .
Tweak: Um, that's because one of the boosters are broken . . . . ?
Tweak: We need both of them to function for it to work . . . . ?
Dashi: ?
Tweak: 😑
Tweak: We're going to find the parts to fix them. . . . ?
Dashi: Oh right! Sorry! Brain cells failed to function there😅
Dashi: I guess that means the travel time is going to take exactly. . . . 12 hours instead of 12 minutes :/
Kwazii: WHAT?! I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!
Kwazii: I'll lose my mind of BOREDOM!
Tweak: Well gee whiz, If you're gonna get BORED, you could take the Pod B for a spin?
Kwazii: 😳*bites lip nervously*
Kwazii: I . . .uh . . . . I can't . . .
Tweak: Why not?
Kwazii: I kinda . . . sorta . . . . . crashed it . . . 👉👈
Tweak: WHAT?!
Tweak: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!
Kwazii: Like about two weeks ago? Didn't you find it even a little bit suspicious that I didn't take it out for a ride?
Tweak: I should've known . . . wait what about the Pod C?
Shellington: Oh! I crashed that one the day before! :////
Tweak: . . . .
Tweak: Guys don't MAKE me come and SLAP YOU!
Tweak: The POD E?!
Peso: Oh don't worry Tweak! The pod E's fine :D
Tweak: *grabs heart in relief* Oh thank the holy space carrots-
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Octonauts: Fact No Cap
FanfictionThe best, most cutest and binge worthy octonauts One-shots! I also have a few headcanons and a bunch of other random ideas and stories I have about the Octonauts characters hidden in this series :) Lemme know any ideas you have and I'll add 'em ;) S...
