Dashi's little sister tries to teach Peso's little brother about homework >:)
*in Shellington's lab*
Pinto: But I don't get it . . . are you saying that if you write a bunch of letters and add 'em up and stuff, you can find an answer to a question??
Koshi: Well yeah, you should know this Pinto . . . I thought you learnt algebra in class. . . ?
Pinto: Hey, don't blame me that my teacher's voice makes everyone FALL ASLEEP! I don't even remember half the material we did LAST year because of his mumbling!
Koshi: So . . . . . you don't know what algebra is?
Pinto: I thought it was like a country in North Africa?
Koshi: . . . .
Koshi: No that's ALGERIA!
Koshi: *exasperated sigh*
Koshi: Open your math book and I'll teach you what ALGEBRA is.
Pinto: *opens math book and yawns*
Koshi: Okay. Do you know what the letters are?
Pinto: Um. Yeah? They're letters. Duh??
Koshi: Yeah, but they are substitutes for numbers that we don't know.
Koshi: Here's an example in the book: Solve 'x' if '5x + 2 = 27'
Pinto: *slams giant math book shut* UGHHHHH THIS IS BORINGGGGG
Koshi: *opens it again* Pinto, I can't help you unless you try to focus!
Pinto: I can't "focus" >:(
Koshi: No, obviously not.
Koshi: How much homework did your teacher give you today?
Pinto: I don't know . . . like eight pages?
Koshi: How much of it did you do?
Pinto: None . . . ?
Koshi: What about yesterday? How much did you do?
Pinto: Not a page :/
Koshi: Last weeks set work?
Pinto: *shrugs*
Koshi: Last MONTH?
Pinto: . . . .
Koshi: PINTO!
*Barnacles walks in*
Barnacles: What's with all the noise in here, you two?
Koshi: Pinto is being stupid.
Pinto: AM NOT!
Koshi: ARE TO!
Pinto: UGHHH!
Barnacles: Settle down! What's the issue?
Koshi: Pinto isn't doing his homework!
Pinto: I don't understand it :(
Barnacles: What don't you understand?
Pinto: Algebra. It's so hard and complicated!
Barnacles: Algebra isn't hard! Would you like me to teach you?
Pinto: Yes please!
Koshi: . . . .
Barnacles: You seem like a very visual learner! How about instead of explaining it to you, I show you?
Barnacles: Let's use some of Shellington's experiment flasks shall we?
Barnacles: What's the first question in your book?
Pinto: Solve 'x' if '5x + 2 = 27'
Barnacles: Alright. So far all we know is that 'x' represents any possible number. Let's take this beaker for example and call it 'x'
*pulls out one of Shellington's science flasks*
Barnacles: We know that there is five of 'x' So there are five beakers *pulls out four more beakers*
Barnacle: The two represents the actual number two. Let's take . . . . two of these petri dishes?
Barnacles: Five beakers + two petri dishes is equal to 27. We have to figure out how much is one beaker. Any ideas?
Pinto: Ummmm you could take away the two and divide the amount of beakers with the answer?
Barnacles: Correct! Five beakers is equal to 25
Barnacles: 25 divided by five is 5 so one beaker is 5
Pinto: that means 'x' is five! :D
Barnacle: Good job! See? It's not that hard!
Pinto: Thanks Captain Barnacles! *hugs*
Barnacles: Any time :D
Koshi: *shocked*
Koshi: *offended*
Koshi: I was LITTERALLY gonna teach you that! Why didn't you just listen to me!??!
Pinto: I don't know? Maybe it's because you sounded a lot like my boring math teacher?
Koshi: *even more offended*
Koshi: Don't even THINK about asking me for help again!
Barnacles: Koshi, do you need help with maths homework?
Koshi: No. Just saying, I'm a straight A student and I don't NEED help.
Barnacles: *chuckles* Okay, just wondering.
*Shellington Walks in and yawns*
Shellington: Oh hey Captain, Koshi and Pinto~~
Shellington: Wait- CAPTAIN KOSHI AND PINTO?!
Shellington: What are you three doing in my lab? It's nearly 10 in the night! And why are you playing with MY beakers?
Everyone: . . .
Pinto and Barnacles: Maths homework?
Shellington: . . .
Shellington: Eh, fair enough.
Shellington: Do you have any questions for me?
Pinto: I have one! Why shouldn't you be afraid of doing algebra?
Everyone: ???
Shellington: Why, pinto?
Pinto: *holds in laughter*
Pinto: BECAUSE IT'S EASY AS PI! HAHAHAH!
Everyone: . . .
Koshi: -_- That's enough Pinto chaos for today*walks off*
Barnacles: Yeah . . . good night you three!
Pinto: Whaat! C'mon, guys! You HAVE to admit that was funny!
Shellington: Um you should leave.
Pinto: NO! I STAND FOR MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND TELLING FUNNY JOKES! 😠
Shellington: No, I mean, this is my room . . . ? I sleep here . . . ?
Pinto: Oh U-Uh I knew that 😅 *picks up homework and leaves the room*
Shellington: Hey Pinto?
Pinto: Yeah?
Shellington: Hope all of your dreams have a POSITIVE outcome ;)
Pinto: *gasp*
Pinto: Math puns >:)
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