In the launch-bay
Inkling: *mutters* Not again . . .
Kwazii: Hi Professor! What's up?
Inkling: Another magazine just got delivered to the Octopod. This is the third one this week!
Barnacles: What? Were they from National Seaographic?
Tweak: Ohhh I remember those! They were good for a while but I remember the cap'n getting really mad because they kept spamming our inboxes and mailing magazines nearly every day XD
Barnacles: Inkling, I thought we asked them to stop bringing them to us a few years ago?
Inkling: They did . . . until earlier this month I found out someone had started our subscription again . . .
Kwazii: Well whoever it was, I'm glad they did! Because we're in this copy of the magazine!
Inkling: WHAT?! WHERE!?
*grabs magazine from Kwazii*
Kwazii: Well it's an article from an anonymous journalist about how the octonauts are going to be the preventers of global warming and are promising to lower methane gas production
Kwazii: Wait we said that? NEAT!
Barnacles: No we didn't, Kwazii.
Inkling: Well we certainly assist with the exploration of those topics but we never promised to do anything.
Tweak: So who could've written it?
Inkling: I'm not sure, but before we do anything, we need to find out who started our subscription again.
Barnacles: Did any of you do it?
Tweak: Nope
Kwazii: I didn't
Tweak: wait . . . maybe it was
Everyone: DASHI!
In the HQ
Kwazii: *slaps magazine in front of Dashi's dashboard*
Kwazii: Does THIS look familiar to you?
Dashi: What's this? Oh National Seaographic! I haven't seen one of these in YEARS!
Tweak: Really?
Tweak: REALLY!?
Tweak: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!
Dashi: Um I'm sure :/
Tweak: DON'T LIE TO ME YOU LITTLE-
Kwazii: hey I thought we agreed I was bad cop!
Tweak: Er no . . I'M bad cop, YOU'RE good cop
Barnacles: Guys what are you doing?!
Kwazii and Tweak: WE'RE INTERROGATING HER!
Inkling: *sighs in disappointment*
Tweak: Dashi, WHAT were you doing on the night of March the 16th?!
Dashi: *face pale with shock*
Dashi: What? Um . . . I don't know . . .
Kwazii: SUSPCIOUS!
Dashi: I don't remember! I was scrap-booking or doing my hair or something!
Kwazii: Did you happen to SUBSCRIBE us to this magazine on this night!?
Dashi: No!? I didn't touch anything!
Dashi: Now can you let me get back to work? I'm organising Shellington's research files
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Octonauts: Fact No Cap
FanfictionThe best, most cutest and binge worthy octonauts One-shots! I also have a few headcanons and a bunch of other random ideas and stories I have about the Octonauts characters hidden in this series :) Lemme know any ideas you have and I'll add 'em ;) S...
