Octonauts: Fact No Cap

If Vegimals Could Speak English (One-shot)

Barrot: Good morning dear siblings

Barrot: Ohhh how much I love you all~

Barrot: I cannot imagine life without you all~

Barrot: You are the flame to my candle~

Barrot: The Peanut butter to my jelly~

Barrot: The foot cream to my bunions~

Tunip: What is this? Poetry?

Grouber: that is true artistry right there *chefs kiss*

Tomminow: What do you want, Barrot?

Barrot: Whaaat?

Barrot: Can't a vegimal express his love to his siblings?

Tomminow: No

Barrot: Okay fine.

Barrot: You all suck and are stupid and don't respect me and care about me and your illogical and rude and I hate all your dumb guts.

Barrot: Better?

Tomminow: ....

Tomminow: You're my least favourite brother

Barrot: Ouch . . . . 

Codish: GUYS!

Tunip: what did you break now?

Codish: n-nothing

Codish: What makes you think that-?

Tunip: No reason

Codish: Anyway, I just had a shower thought

Tomminow: Well here we go.

Codish: If I ate a Radish, would that be cannibalism

Codish: Or would that be half cannibalism because I'm half cod?

Grouber: Dude that's like saying it's half cannibalism to eat an Indian human when your half Indian and Chinese

Codish: ?????????????

Barrot: What's a human?

Grouber: Idk

Codish: So should I, like, eat a radish?

Barrot: Do it lmao

Codish: Ok. Only if you eat a carrot.

Barrot: *gags*

Barrot: Not a chance

Codish: All my chores for a week

Barrot: a month

Codish: 2 weeks

Barrot: 2.5 weeks

Codish: Deal

Tunip: *facepalm*

Tunip: k, just don't come running to me, Shellington or Peso saying you got some sort of genetic disease.

Tominnow: uhh I don't think that's how that works-

Tunip: Shush Tommi, I'm making a point.

*Tunip has left the chat*

Grouber: Did Shellington say I was part eggplant or cucumber?

Barrot: idk, I don't pay enough attention to you bro.

Grouber: >:O

Barrot: It's kinda on you for not paying attention yourself

Tominnow: You're a Tuber

Grouber: What even is that? XD

Codish: BARROT HURRY UP

Barrot: kk

Codish: Oh this is so weird looking

Codish: I already feel like a cannibal

Codish: Oh no man, I'm not doing this

Barrot: There's no way you're backing out. We had a deal.

Codish: Maaaybeee I should cook it?

Codish: OH GOD NO THAT'S EVEN WORSE

Barrot: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Barrot: Ok so there aren't any carrots left in the garden pod

Tomminow: Ask tweak, she always has some carrots stashed around her room

Barrot: Will she think I'm weird if I asked her for a carrot to eat?

Tomminow: You're weird anyway

Barrot: Jeez sis, your extra irritable today

Tomminow: I would be fine if you two weren't being such dorks

Barrot: touché

Codish: *gags*

Codish: EWEWEWEW IT TASTES LIKE MY FLESH

Codish: *GAGGAGAGAGSSSSS*

Barrot: Ok tweak gave me a carrot

Barrot: I told her it was for a completely non food related circumstance and-

Barrot: HEY YOU STARTED WITHOUT ME!

Codish: I regret nothhhiiinnggggg

Barrot: *eats*

Barrot: ....

Tomminow: so?

Barrot: ....

Barrot: Is it weird that I kinda like this-

Vegimals: uhhhhh

Tunip: Oh for crying out loud