It was a regular day in the octopod. The fish were swimming , the sun was shining, Kwazii was causing mischief . . .
A REGULAR DAY!
*in the launch bay*
Barnacles: Good morning Octonauts I was just checking in to see if ACK-
*slips and falls into the water*
Barnacle: *cough cough* What in the name of-
Barnacles: OKAY WHO SPILT HOT CHOCOLATE ON THE FLOOR?!
Tweak: Sorry about that Cap. Kwazii broke the hot chocolate machine and I had to fix it. Must've spilt on the floor while bringing it down 'ere into the launch bay ://
Tweak: It's all fixed now though *helps Barnacles out of the water*
Barnacles: Ah I see. *shakes the water off*
Peso: Oh dear. How did Kwazii break the hot chocolate machine?
Tweak: Do you really want to know, Peso?
Peso: As your doctor who was just bandaging your paw merely five minutes ago- YES I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!
Tweak: Okay fine . . . I'd finished work early so I went to the HQ for a drink, but when I pushed the button, it wouldn't work. I tried banging on it, then hot chocolate sprayed onto my paw.
Tweak: I took it apart to see what was wrong and that's when I saw a bunch of chilli flakes were jammed inside -_-
Peso: Chilli . . . . flakes?
Tweak: IT HAD TO BE KWAZII PRANKING US WITH SPICY HOT CHOCOLATE!! I'M GONNA MURDER HIM-
Barnacles: Okay. He can't have gone far. We'll find him and get him to say sorry?
Tweak: Sorry won't cut it >:{
*Dashi rampages into the launch bay from the octo-chute*
Dashi: GUYS MY TONGUE HAS BEEN ON FIRE FOR THE PAST HOUR. WAS HOT CHOCOLATE ALWAYS THIS SPICY?!!?!?!?
Peso: Oh dear, not you too! This is not a very safe prank and I don't like it . . . .
Dashi: Aw Captain! You're all wet! Let's get you a towel :((
Barnacles: Thank you. We all know, Dashi, that you are better than SOME MEMBERS OF THIS CREW!
*climbs up ladder with Dashi*
*A large quantity of kelp cake pudding falls from the top of the ladder onto Dashi and the Captain*
Dashi & Barnacles: . . . .
Tweak: . . . . .
Tweak: PFFT HAHAHAHAHA OKAY THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY! GOOD ONE KWAZZ!!
Kwazii: *from the top of the ladder* D'ya really think so? I did put a lot of effort into this one if I do say so myself >:) *eats some of the pudding from Dashi's head* Mmm a tasty one too.
Barnacles: KWAZII GET YOUR RUTHLESS LITTLE TAIL BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!
Kwazii: Nope. SEE YA SUCKERS- *runs away*
Peso: Oh dear, I'll probably start cleaning this mess :((
Barnacles: No Peso. This is Kwazii's job, let him do the cleaning.
*Inkling from the HQ*
Inkling: Good heavens! WHO PUT CONFETTI INTO THE HOT CHOCOLATE MACHINE!?
Tweak: Aw DARN IT! INKLING THAT WAS MEANT FOR KWAZII UGHH!!
Dashi: One who pranks, cannot be pranked hahaha
Barnacles: We'll get him back >:)
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Octonauts: Fact No Cap
FanfictionThe best, most cutest and binge worthy octonauts One-shots! I also have a few headcanons and a bunch of other random ideas and stories I have about the Octonauts characters hidden in this series :) Lemme know any ideas you have and I'll add 'em ;) S...
