*everyone is in the HQ*
Tweak: Remind me what we're doing again . . . . ?
Kwazii: We're starting a band Tweakster
Tweak: I-
Kwazii: Alright so Dashi is our guitarist
Dashi: Wait. The sound's not working!! :(( *hasn't even plugged the guitar in*
Kwazii: Paani is our drummer
Paani: *Ba dum tshh* 😎✌️
Kwazii: Peso is doing cymbals
Peso: Wait what?
Kwazii: Tweak yer dancing and I'm singing
Tweak: Hold up. why am I DANCING?
Dashi: I don't think there are usually dancers in bands Kwazii . . .
Kwazii: I know >:) just love to see u make a fool of yerself matey
Tweak: Also why are you singing? Your screeching makes my ears bleed.
Kwazii: *scoffs* Because I created the band. Duh. PLUS, I'M A TERRIFIC SINGER
Tweak: *mutters* keep telling yourself that. . .
Kwazii: Now that we have a band, we just need a name.
Tweak: Nope. I'm outta here. I honestly have better things to be doing. Enjoy.
*leaves the HQ*
Tweak: OH AND IM GONNA WEAR EARMUFFS IN CASE MY EARS ACTUALLY START BLEEDING BECAUSE OF YOUR ATROCIOUS SINGING.
Kwazii: FINE! BUT YER GONNA MISS OUT!!
Tweak: FINE BY ME!!
Dashi: Guysssss. I think I broke a guitar string . . . DX
Paani: Let me see. I do know I bit about guitars myself 🙃
*hands it over to Paani*
*guitar breaks in his hands*
Paani: THAT WASN'T ME I SWEAR! IT JUST BROKE!
Kwazii: Don't get yer tail in a twist. Tweak can fix it. RIGHT TWEAK?
Tweak: I CAN'T HEAR Y'ALL I'M WEARING EARMUFFS
Kwazii: -_-
Kwazii: Forget the guitar. Dashi you can just dance instead
Dashi: ummmmmmmmmm
Kwazii: NOW WE NEED A NAME
Peso: What about . . . . Marshmallow Mint Puffs?
Paani: Aww that's so cute. Imagine: "Live on TV at 7:30, Marshmallow Mint Puffs" :D It's gonna be so awesome
Kwazii: Ugh no. It's TOO cute. We need something cooler.
Dashi: How about The spider webs?
Kwazii: ....
Kwazii: Yer pulling me tail here.
Kwazii: I vote for "Kwazii and the Cataclysms"
Paani: Why is it Kwazii and the Cataclysms? Can't it just be the Cataclysms?
Kwazii: Because I MADE THE BAND PAANI!
*Barnacles comes through the Octo-chute into HQ*
Barnacles: Afternoon octonauts! What's all this?
Peso: We made a band!
Kwazii: No I made a band. I came up with the idea. Seriously. It's so hard to find good band members these days. 😒😒
Barnacles: That sounds like a terrific idea! Let me get my accordion!!! *leaves*
Kwazii: *facepalm* I didn't invite the Captain for a REASON guys . . .
Dashi: Oh it'll be fine.
Barnacles: I'm back! Let's make some noise :D
Paani: Making a song shouldn't be too hard for the Cataclysms . . .
Kwazii: *cough cough* KWAZII and the Cataclysms
Paani: Right, right. Leeeeet's just wing it
Paani: A one, two. One two three four.
*atrocious sound*
Kwazii: "KKwAaszii aND tHe CaTaCCLYSMSS"
Kwazii: um...
Kwazii: "OUR MUSIC IS FAST LIKE MY METABOLISMMMMM"
Kwazii: "LET'S paAInt The ToWN aND do soME VANDALISMMM"
KWazii: "Soemthing something ROMANTICISMMMM"
*Dashi dances awkwardly*
Dashi: guys. Stop, stop, stop. This isn't working.
Tweak: *From the launch bay* THAT WAS SO AWFUL I COULD HEAR IT THROUGH MY EARMUFFS!
Barnacles: Uhh. Why was Kwazii singing? Dashi is a much better singer than Kwazii.
Dashi: Oh? Well I mean...I-I'm not bad I guess *blushes*
Barnacles: And Peso should play the Xylophone!
Barnacles: Paani can play the Guitar and you can do the drums Kwazii!
Everyone: Yeah that's much better. Yeah. Mhm.
Kwazii: I guess you're right :/
Paani: YES AND WE'LL CALL IT PAANI AND THE PAINKILLERS!!
Everyone: ....
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