Tweak: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Kwazii, Shellington, Peso, and Dashi: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Kwazii: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Inkling: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Paani: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Ryla: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Barnacles: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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The girls: *walking at the mall*
Dashi: Hey, have any of you guys seen Min ? She's been gone for a while..
Ryla: Eh, nope.
Tweak: No, I haven't...
Pearl: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
Min: Hey.
Dashi: Ooh, there you are-
Pearl: Jumping jellyfish-
Ryla: I- where were you?!
Min: Walking right behind you guys.
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Dashi: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Dashi, to tweak: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Kwazii, to Paani: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Shellington: There are two types of people:
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Peso: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Shellington: Several traffic violations.
Dashi: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Tweak: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Kwazii: Also, that's not our car.
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Koshi: I'm going to be an adult in 6 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.
Tracker: I'm gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Peso: I'm with you there...
Paani: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Dashi: Guys what-?! You're already octonauts, why are you contemplating this?!
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