Tweak: What's up with Shellington? He's been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?
Peso: He's just a little overwhelmed.
Tweak: Why?
Peso: Dashi smiled at him.
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Dashi: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl while getting supplies in the city
Shellington: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Dashi: One of us punched a gang member.
Shellington: Kwazii?
Dashi: Tweak, actually.
Shellington: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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*Literally whenever something bad happens in the show*
Barnacles: I can't find my octo-compass!
Dashi: Captain, we've lost connection!
Shellington: Welp, we've lost every single bit of power :{
Paani: Sorry guys, I just broke my octo-watch while wrestling a shark.
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*after Barnacles posted in the chat that he got stuck in a small cave while exploring :')*
Barnacles: We call that a traumatic experience.
Barnacles, turning to Paani: Not a "bruh moment".
Barnacles, turning to Tweak: Not "sadge".
Barnacles, turning to Kwazii: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Kwazii: LMAOAOAOOA
Barnacles: KWAZII!
Kwazii: Okay, okay, I'll shut up >:)
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Kwazii: Truth or dare?
Dashi: Dare.
Kwazii: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Dashi: Hey Shellington?
Shellington, blushing: Yeah?
Dashi: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Tweak.
(JKJK THEY'RE BOTH GOOD SHIPS)
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Inkling: How many children do you have?
Barnacles: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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Tweak: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Kwazii: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
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*Shellington putting his paws on the wheels of a gup*
Tweak: Shellington, no.
Shellington: Shellington, yes.
*seconds later the gup has made contact with a rock*
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Dashi: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Tweak?
Tweak: Noo . . . ?
Paani: I do!
Dashi: I know Paani.
Paani: I'm sad!
Dashi: I know Paani.
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Kwazii: I'm an idiot
Dashi: . . .
Tweak: . . .
Tunip: . . .
Inkling: . . .
Shellington: . . .
Barnacles: If you're waiting for us to say otherwise, it's gonna be a long day . . .
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Peso: Goodnight moon~~
Peso: Goodnight trees~~
Peso: Goodnight ghosts that only talk to me~~~~
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Dashi: I currently have 7 empty folders on the octonauts webpage and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Kwazii: Put spaghetti in it.
Dashi: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Paani: Put spaghetti in it.
Dashi: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Peso: Put spaghetti in it.
Dashi: I am no longer taking suggestions.
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Barnacles: Why is Tweak crying on the floor?
Dashi: She took one of those 'which Octonaut are you?' quizzes.
Barnacles: And?
Dashi: She got Kwazii.
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*at 2 am*
Ryla: An octopus is just a big wet spider
Kwazii: . . . .
Kwazii: GO BACK TO BED.
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