Why Did I do This to Myself?!? (One Piece Fanfic)

I. Hate. Birds.

Chapter 32

Jinx's POV:

I just finished the repairs on the ship so we'll finally be able to leave this island. This has been fun, I can't believe I've spent so much time with these idiots... Damnit, I'm such a softy.

"Well, guess I should let them know." Letting out a sigh, I put the hammer back in the tool box and get up.

Walking on to the deck I spot some of the kid's having a battle with mops. Dorks, but back to the important stuff. I need to find Ami... Or I could have someone do my job for me.

"Cho, do you know were Ami is?" If you want it done right do it yourself.

"What?" Cho proceeds to get smacked in the face with the mop, "Ow, no far I got distracted!"

"Cho!"

"Fine! I think she's in the kitchen." Cho said rubbing her nose.

I send a smile her way, "Thank you!" I said in a happy voice.

Being a dork is a skill, it takes one years to master the methods of being both annoying and funny at the same time. If I'm anything, I'm annoying.

Knocking on the door frame for the kitchen, I loudly make my presents known, "Ello! Ami, are you in here?"

Walking into the room I don't spot anyone, so I do the thing that normally summon Ami to my location. I try to use the kitchen.

After the first few cooking failures Ami didn't want me to make anything by myself. Don't get me wrong, I can make food. I'm just not good at keeping track of time, so there have been many close calls when I leave to do something else.

Going over to the fridge, I open it. Looking through the different options, I decide to go with egg in a bread.

I'm lazy when it comes to food, so when your going to eat the egg on the toast anyway, why not put the egg inside the bread. Very self explanatory name.

Taking the eggs and bread out of the fridge, I put them on the counter next to me. Closing the fridge- "HOLY FUCK!" Stumbling back, I fall on my butt.

Haru, standing behind the fridge door giggled while I have a small panic attack on the floor.

"You know your not supposed to use the kitchen." She said looming over me.

"You know your not supposed to do that." I said breathlessly, she scares the shit out of me sometimes.

She continued to giggle while I sat up. "Do you know were Ami is?"

"Ya, I'll take you to her!" She said enthusiastically while helping me up.

"Thanks but no thanks, not after last time. Just tell me were she is, please." Haru pouted at my comment but told me were Ami was.

Apparently she was selling some more of the gold we had on the ship (we found a sealed away compartment full of the stuff). By had on the ship, there was gold plating and a lot of other 'look I'm rich' stuff around. So not wanting to be targeted we started selling the crap. It took up space and served no purpose, so it wasn't worth anything to us.

After a little wandering I find Ami and let her know the ship was repaired. Her response was to get everyone ready to set sail. So...

"GET Y'ALL ASSES MOVING! WELL BE DISEMBARKING LATTER TODAY!" Watching everyone panic is my favorite pass time, I love doing this.

After a minute they stop running around like headless chickens and start getting everything ready. So like the good person I am, I help them with there duties. Never really got assigned a job, probably because I tend to work until I pass out... Or get hungry but that's not important.