Slendytubbies drabbles and oneshots-maybe (requests Open)

Lab Coat

Guardian stumbles as he entered the commons building. Anne raises an eyebrow at him.

He trips, tangling himself in the clothing.

"Guardian you'll trip less if you take it off."

He huffs at her, "I'm not taking it off."

Miles squints at him, now aware Guardian has come in.

"Why the fuck are you wearing Lenny's labcoat, that thing is just going to strange you."

His anger sparks Guardian's, "I'm not taking it off!"

"You didn't answer my question!"

"It's none of your business why!"

"Can you two please not turn every day into a world war, I'm somewhat amazed you always find a new thing to argue about!"

"You can't just walk in here and refuse to answer!" Miles snapped.

"Shut up you stupid Chihuahua." Lenny walked in muttering tiredly.

"The fuck you say?!" Miles stands up, ready to deck the tall scientist.

"I know what I said," the tubby responded while untangling Guardian.

"YOU answer this question, why is he wearing your lab coat!"

"Why did you come in yesterday wearing one of Richard's shirts?" Lenny droned, "That you got yourself tangled in when you tripped."

That pretty much shut Miles up and sits back down with a pissed-off grumble.