Slendytubbies drabbles and oneshots-maybe (requests Open)

Smoke Break Dipsy/Po

Dipsy leans against the wall of an alleyway while lighting up his cigarette. Laa-Laa had banned him from smoking inside the apartment.

Po had followed him, always wanting to be cool like Dipsy. It looked easier than it looked. She put her own to her mouth and the second she inhaled, the red tubby went into a coughing fit.

Dipsy raised an eyebrow as she fell on the floor.

"Ugh-That was terrible!" She smacks her back. "How do you even smoke it?"

Dipsy blows out a puff of smoke. "With my mouth."

"That's not what I meant and you know it." She squints at Dipsy's half-smirk.

She huffs, watching him finish his smoke.

"I tried to smoke with Dipsy." She told Laa-Laa when they came back in.

Tinky Winky gasped from the kitchen in pure horror. Laa-Laa gave Dipsy an accusing look. Dipsy just shrugged and walked to the living room.

"I can't believe you!"

"I refuse responsibility."

Po drags a step stool next to her best friend, "I wanna help."

Tinky hesitated.

"I won't use the cheese grater on the tomatoes this time!"

"O-okay..."

Laa-Laa was ready to just deck Dipsy upon seeing him and Po both eating on the couch. "We have a table!"