Adi Gallia: And he's also the easiest to disobey!!!
Vos: Whipped creme tag!!!
Anakin: Snips! Catch this waffle!!!
Obi Wan: Hey- no! No! Stop! Barriss, don't eat the packing peanuts!
Barriss: But they taste so good!
Obi Wan: Kit Fisto, quit swimming in that kitty pool!
Kit Fisto: But whyyyy
Obi Wan: Aayla, stop dancing like it's the 80s, and Vos, quit being weird
Vos: What's weird about filling my snickers with milk and cashews?
Shaak Ti: Everything
Obi Wan: Why are you meditating on the ceiling with Yoda's hovering chair?
Shaak Ti: Because he's gone
Anakin: Yeah!!! Let's raid the pantry!!!
Adi Gallia: I call the coco puffs!
Vos: The cabinets are mine!!
Obi Wan: Oh no.
Later:
Kit: This is so not cool
Aayla: Its lame. Being grounded in our rooms
Anakin: Obi Wan, why did you lock me in the bathroom?
Obi Wan: Because, you're promoting all the chaos
Ahsoka: At least you didn't end up in the garbage dumpster like Vos
Obi Wan: He didn't have a room!
Vos: This place is kinda cool, ya know
Anakin: That's it. I'm tired of bouncing off the walls and filling the bathtub with shampoo and lotions. I'm breaking out.
Obi Wan: I locked the window
Anakin: Then I guess I'll cut a whole through the roof with my lightsaber
Obi Wan: Anakin no-
Shaak Ti: Either that loud thump was the toilet falling, or Anakin
Adi Gallia: Free us! Free us from our prision!
Obi Wan: Oh, for Jedi sake, I'm in charge, and I say quit being crazy
Shaak Ti: Fine. I'll do the macarena
Vos: I just made friends with a rat. His name is Harold
Obi Wan: Vos- wait, what is that sound???
Kit: Yeahhh!!!
Aayla: Anakin broke us out!
Ahsoka: Dis you seriously throw your bed into the wall to make a hole?
Anakin: No, of course not
Obi Wan: Phew
Anakin: Slid the bed. I slid it. Duh.
Obi Wan: ANAKIN!!!
Adi Gallia: Let's go play pool on the roof!
Barriss: But it's too cold to swim!
Ahsoka: No, Barriss, it's a game
Luminaria: I'm blowing up the toilet
Plo Koon: Why????
Luminaria: Because I want a new one
Aayla: Wait, is no one asking why there's a pool table on the roof?
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
A Day Of Obi Wan's Life
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