Mother Talzin: I learned witchery at college, I hate yellow cats, and I laughed my head off at everyone's shock when I helped bring Maul back. Lololol you suckas thought he was dead
Braidzella: ...
Fives: ....
Braidzella: Thank you! We will send you back to your Universe and let you know if you've made it into the story
Mother Talzin: I just want potato soup man. But now my whole hut is probably on fire
Braidzella: Byeee
Fives: How come you get to press the button that sends her back to the Filoniverse?
Braidzella: We'll because I invented it. You can do it next time. So what do your notes say?
Fives: Can make potato soup
Braidzella: ...That's it?
Fives: Yup. I've never taken notes before!
Braidzella: -sighs- I think we might use Mother Talzin for guest star appearances only. She kinda creeps me out
Fives: Next!
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Krell: I can kill anything. Bugs. Flies. Shoes. Porgs. Microwaves. It's all in the contract. Even clones
Braidzella: Wow, that's...heartless
Fives: Nup! He's going back in the dead pile
Krell: Wait, what-
Braidzella: Hey! Fives, I didn't give you permission to press the button!
Fives: But I did anyways. And I have no regurts
Braidzella: -sighs- We won't use Krell except to torture him.
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Almec: I eat spinach, and chill in my hot tub. That's 'bout it
Fives: (This guy is worse than Kix when he pretends were not there and goes on vacation)
Braidzella: (Okay, I'll secretly click the button when he's not looking)
Fives: (Already settled)
Braidzella: Wait, where's the button?
Fives: Under my shoe.
Almec: I put jell in my hair though. And I think I'll betray Satine because she threw my shoes out of a window once.
Fives: -Presses button-
Braidzella: Yeah, that guys out. Next!
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The guy who punched a droid in the face: And so then were all fighting, and I see this clanker, about to shoot one of my bros, and then I raise my fist up- and POW!!! Down he goes!
Fives: This guy is awesome
Braidzella: We gotta get him on the show
Fives: No doubt.
The guy who punched a droid in the face: I also know how to make this really good food where you get little smokies, roll them up in bacon, and add brown sugar
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
ספרות חובביםFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
Interviews For TCW Texts with Braidzella and Fives
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