Obi Wan: ...We should team up
Satine: Hmm, tell me, how do you look in mandalorian armor?
Obi Wan: Like a boss
Satine: An alliance it is then
Plo Koon: Little 'Soka, I propose we make a truce
Ahsoka: I'm listening!
Plo Koon: Aaura Sing and Boba Fett are guarding the easter stair rail. If we work together and take them out, then maybe we'll have a chance
Ahsoka: ....what do you say Rex, Jesse?
Rex: I'm in
Jesse: Game. We gotta catch up
Ahsoka: It's a deal
Wolffe: Good to have some allies
Plo Koon: Well, we were with Shaak Ti, but she didn't make it very far
Shaak Ti: I still don't understand the part where I'm dead! Look at me, I'm still alive, aren't I?
Ahsoka: Okay, here's what I was planning. Jesse was going to sneak into the cleaning closet and turn on Mace Windu's vacuum as a distraction while we sneak past
Plo Koon: Sounds like a plan to me!
Adi Gallia: I thought you said you knew what you were doing???
Hondo: I do. Everyone is just not doing what I want them to be doing!
Adi Gallia: Well that's helpful. Urg! Aayla and Kit just snuck past the first level!
Aayla: Wahoo!!! Take that loosers!
Kit: Don't draw attention to ourselves!
Hondo: I think it is a time we chose an ally fish Jedi!
Adi Gallia: I'm not a- okay, I choose Kenobi, he and Satine are slaying it in bada$$ Mandalorian armor
Hondo: Kenobi! It is I, you're friend Hondo!!!
Obi Wan: We are not friends
Adi Gallia: Look, can we just team up-
Satine: What is that?
-An angry Savage charges straight for them
Adi Galla: When did he get here??
Obi Wan: Who cares! He's-
-Savage shoots Adi and gets her out of the game
Hondo: Noo!!!! My one ally! Eh, who cares. Now I have Kenobi
Maul: Kenobi....did you really think you could run away from me?
Obi Wan: Seriously? Can I not even have a break from you on May the 4th?
Maul: No
Obi Wan: Maul, you don't have to do this. I know what you've been through- I know what it feels like to loose your shoes-
Maul: Silence!
Hondo: ....Ima head out. I think I willa take my chances with Aaura Sing
Plo Koon: Now!
-Plo Koon and Ahsoka shoot Aaura Sing and Boba Fett while they're distracted by the vacuum
Aaura: This game was lame anyway
Boba Fett: Next time, I make my own team
Rex: Clear! Clear!
Jesse: Onto the next level!
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