Not Your Average Girl (Sting X Reader X Gray)

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"What the fuck is going on here?!" I exclaimed, my eye twitching.

Everyone, and I mean everyone was in a swimsuit, making a ridiculous pose and flashing the guys.

"I thought this was a grand magic games," Lucy whispered.

I nodded," but it suddenly turned into a fan service thing."

Mavis suddenly appeared in front of us two.

"Eeeeeeeeekkkk!" I screamed.

"It's just me," mavis said, giggling, " now, you two, get in a swimsuit!"

"Why?!" I asked.

Mira and jenny were chatting.

"It's been a while since I did this sort of stuff," mira said, giggling.

"I didn't think you'd agree to a pinup idol showdown," jenny smirked.

"If we can resolve this peacefully, that's all better, right?" Mira smiled sweetly.

Okay, so this was all about that.

"Hurry and put on the swimsuits!" Master Mavis said.

Lucy had no choice while I came up with an excuse.

"You're not gonna be there?" Laxus asked, eyebrows raised.

"Nope!"

"Last time I saw you, you were totally into this stuff," he said, smirking.

"OhMiGosh! What is wrong with chu?! That was like 13 years ago, or so mavis said," I told him.

"Well, but it is true," he said, " and you can't deny it!"

"The past is in the past!" I said.

"Only sissies say that," he replied.

"Oh, really, so should I shout to mirajane how much of a sissy you are because you can't confess your love to her?" I challenged.

"(Y/N)!!!!" His voice boomed.

"Oi, nice name kid," Gajeel said.

"(Y/n), (y/n), where did I hear that name?" Jellal asked himself.

"Under no conditions, are you guys going to reveal my name, got it?" I asked in the contract language. You know how it says, 'under no circumstances'? Yeah, exactly like that.

They nodded, wondering what I was up to. Which was nothing, of course, I just needed time.

"Bikinis with stockings!"

The people had instantly changed into stockings and bikinis somehow.

"This is somehow more embarrassing than the first one," Lucy muttered.

No kidding.

"Girls in glasses,"

They changed into glasses.

"You're coming too," lucy said, taking your hands.

"School swimsuits!"

I was instantly changed into a school swimsuit,my cloak gone.

I panicked as I looked at myself. I had turned into a blonde girl with blue eyes. I sighed and looked at master, who was giving me a thumbs up while nose bleeding.

So he did that, huh?

But nosebleeding is a total way to ruin the cool guy pose.

(Author-chan: wait till you see guy sensei)

(Y/n: who's that?)

(Author-chan: I don't wanna ruin your innocence)

Everyone was looking at me.

"W-what? Mind your own business," I stammered.

"Cat ears!"

I decided that I would have some fun while I was here. I instantly got changed into a cat swimsuit (picture above) , so I did a pose (picture above) that made all the guys in the crowd get nosebleeds.

I smirked when I saw sting, gajeel, natsu, laxus, rogue, jellal, Rufus and hibiki going red.

I decided to spice it up a little.

"Nya~ please be gentle with me~" i purred.

That sent blood shooting down their noses and they all passed out.

(Natsu, I'm your sister, ya know?!)

I giggled as I heard a voice.

"W-what the hell?"

I turned around and saw the celestial spirit, Leo.

"You must be Leo, right?" I asked.

"Y-yeah," he replied, turning scarlet.

"Nice to meetcha," I said, giving him a smile that was not flirty but actually sincere.

Blood shot up his nose as well, as he flew back towards the celestial spirit world.

Weird.

"O-okay! Next, bondage!"

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

I looked down and saw what I was wearing, and I instantly regretted it.

"Fuck this, I'm going back," I said as I went towards my team.

~time skip~

"You girls have no idea what being a woman is," the master of Lamia Scale shouted, "let me show you!"

She jumped off the roof,throwing away her cloak in the process.

She then revealed a swimsuit and she bit her finger and "swayed" (notice the emphasis?)her "hips" from side to side.

Everyone turned white and went back to where they were, trying to erase their memory, while i was too busy laughing.

"How can you laugh at that ?!" Laxus asked.

"Because it's.........hahahahahah.........too funny.........hahahaha......i'm gonna die."

I then left the arena, trying to buy some snacks and water.

"Thanks," I said to the clerk.

He just nodded.

"Hey," a voice said.

I looked behind and saw sting.

"What do you want?"

"How did you change your appearance?" He asked.

"Eh?" I asked innocently.

"You and I both know you don't look like that," he said.

"But you seemed to be enjoying it," I winked.

"I wasn't, I was just ----" he said.

~sting POV~

"I wasn't, I was just -----" I started to say.

Great, now what?! You're gonna tell her that you were imagining her face in that, and how she was moaning as you ----- I thought to myself. NO, JUST STOP IMAGINING THOSE THINGS!! STUPID DRAGON HORMONES.

I looked back and saw that she was gone.

~your POV~

I took that as my chance to escape.

"What happened?" I asked my team.

"We made a bet about whoever loses has to model in their birthday suit, and I won," mira said, winking.

I smiled.

"Next, Kagura vs. Yukino!"

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