Imagine Inkopolis Episode Four: The Diet Tentatek Splattershot

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(Start in PEARL and MARINA's apartment. SHIVER, FRYE, and BIG MAN enter through the front door carrying their luggage.)

Shiver-Wow...

Frye-I can't believe it! We're actually in Off the Hook's apartment!

(BIG MAN looks in the closet and sees the copious amounts of Z+F clothing.)

Big Man-How they all these clothes got?

Frye-How do you think they got 'em? They're rich!

(They enter the living room and see BRIDGETT and MONII's suitcases.)

Shiver-Is this Bridgett and Monii's stuff?

Frye-They must have left it here before getting sucked into the matrix.

Shiver-We should go see what they're doing.

(Cut to the bedroom. Deep Cut leans through the door. PEARL, MARINA, and BRIDGETT are in the same positions as they were before, but MONII is lying down beneath the windows.)

Frye-Whoa.

Shiver-They really are in a deep sleep.

(BIG MAN leaves. SHIVER walks up to MONII.)

Shiver-Yep. That's the pose of a passed-out person. Lemme make her more comfortable.

(She takes the unused pillow off the bed and puts it under MONII's head.)

Shiver-There. She's so cute when she's sleeping.

(Meanwhile, FRYE is poking PEARL's forehead.)

Frye-It's so much bigger in person.

Shiver-Frye, quit being weird.

Frye-You're just jealous because you don't have a forehead like mine.

(SHIVER turns around and sees PEARL and MARINA sleeping together.)

Shiver-Aw, they're sleeping together!

(She takes out her phone and snaps a picture.)

Shiver-Relationship goals.

(BIG MAN reenters with plastic cups in both his fins.)

Big Man-Alright, I the cups got!

Shiver-Uh, for what?

Big Man-Excrement for.

Shiver-Ew.

Frye-Put 'em down. We'll probably need 'em eventually.

(BIG MAN puts one down beside each of the bodies.)

Frye-I almost forgot!

(She picks up MONII's inhaler and puts it in her mouth. She gives MONII a quick puff.)

Frye-Alright.

(They all sit down on the bed.)

Frye-Who's ready to babysit Off the Hook's sleeping bodies?

Shiver/Big Man-Me...

Frye-Yeah, it does sound weird when I say it out loud.

(Opening theme. Cut to Mahi-Mahi Resort. CALLIE and MARIE are commentating.)

Callie-We're going to Mahi-Mahi Resort for an exciting round of Tower Control!

Marie-The team colors are disgusting vomit green and purple.

(BRIDGETT and MONII are green. BRIDGETT has a Neo Splash-O-Matic. MONII has a Splattershot Pro.)

Callie-I've only heard good things about the Neo Splash-O-Matic. It's supposed to be the second coming of the Tentatek Splattershot!

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