"Gintoki, I have a job for you!!" (Y/N) barged into the Yorozuya house in the afternoon, the silver haired man ignored her completely while Shinpachi and Kagura turned to greet her.
"What job is it, (Y/N)-nee?" Shinpachi asked and (Y/N) grinned widely at them as she placed her hands on her waist. "I need you guys to make me ugly!"
"That's easy, there. It's finished." Gintoki muttered boredly, eyes still stuck on his JUMP. "You didn't even lift a finger you lazy bum!" She yelled at him. "That's because I don't need to. You're plenty ugly as you are." He snickered smugly.
"Oya? Oya, oya oya— Wait, that's Kuroo's line." (Y/N) lightly hit her head as she giggled. "My, I remember how Kotarou told me you had a crush on me when we were kids!" She grinned teasingly at Gintoki who went red.
"W-W-WHAT?! Zura was lying! Do you hear yourself?! Huh! That's totally impossible!" Gintoki laughed nervously, now placing his JUMP down to glare embarrassedly at the woman.
"Pfft, yeah right. So, I need you guys to make me ugly and quick!!" She waved her hand about, "I'll pay you." She added as their eyes sparkled.
"But why would you want to be ugly, (Y/N)-nee? No one in their right mind would ever choose to look like Gin-chan in their whole life." Kagura asked, and this time it was (Y/N)'s turn to blush.
"I-I've fallen in love." She looked down.
"Kiss, kiss fall in love—!"
"No, Kagura-chan. Not that one." (Y/N) put her hand up and Kagura pouted. "I think he's a ninja..." (Y/N) looked up with a happy smile. "I saw him yesterday and it was love at first sight!"
"Yes, that day....I didn't know it yet but, that was the day— The day I fell in love." (Y/N) spoke in a soft, tender voice as she looked up with this solemn expression on her face.
"So? Who cares about you and your stories?" Gintoki interjected, making the woman pout and elbow the man. "Ow!"
"Kagura-chan and Shin-chan are curious. The old man who should be minding his own business has no say in this." She huffed while Gintoki groaned and muttered incoherent words under his breath so she couldn't hear him.
"I know," (Y/N) clapped her hands together, "To make it easier, I'll give you guys a flashback!" She smiled as the two kids nodded enthusiastically.
"I can still remember that day as if it was just yesterday," (Y/N) smiled dreamily as she closed her eyes, thinking back of what happened and how she fell for the ninja.
"It literally was just yesterday, idiot. You gave away my JUMP." Gintoki smacked her head and she growled at him.
(Yahoo! It's Flashback Time!)
"Damn that Gintoki, he's gonna pay for making me buy him his stupid JUMP." (Y/N) cursed as she walked through town, carrying the newly bought JUMP. She lost a bet to Gintoki and Gintoki made her buy him his JUMP for a whole month as her penalty.
"Mister, thank you so much!!" (Y/N) craned her neck when she hears a kid's loud voice. She then sees a tall brown haired man hand a ball to the kid who was just about to run into the cross roads.
"Be careful, kid. It's dangerous to play around here." The man patted the kid's head and lowly smiled. (Y/N) analyzed the man, he wore a blue suit much similar to a ninja's, his eyes were covered so the only part of his face she could see was his nose and lips.
"Thank you again, mister!!" The kid bows respectfully to the man before running away.
"H-How beautiful...." (Y/N)'s eyes widened as she felt her heart fluttering in her chest. "What a kind man....a handsome kind man." Her eyes were stuck on Hattori Zenzou's figure.
"Ah, I forgot to buy JUMP. Damn it," Hattori cursed, (Y/N)'s ears were quick to pick up what he said and suddenly (Y/N) appeared next to him. "Ehem," She cleared her throat and held the JUMP out to him.
"Eh? What?" Hattori sweat dropped at the woman whose back was turned to him, she nudged the JUMP out to him so he hesitatingly took it.
"So, uh...what am I supposed to do with this?" Hattori asked and then (Y/N) turned around to face him.
"It's your reward for helping out a kid! Hahaha, I kinda saw you earlier help that kid out." She laughs and smiled at him before she turned away. "S-Sorry, this is weird and we don't know each other. I'm just gonna go now." She blushed and walked away quickly.
But what she didn't know was that Hattori already knew who she was back then. He had been watching her for quite a while, and she didn't see the small blush appear on his cheeks when she ran away.
"That was a close one. I got carried away by the spur of the moment. If I continues further I might've confessed!" She sighed, "Ah!" (Y/N) gasped, placing a hand to her forehead.
"I forgot that JUMP was supposed to be for Gintoki!! Now, I have to go back." She sighs, walking back to the convenience store.
"But....that ninja, he looked so cute." She says, after buying the JUMP again, she spotted Hattori again in the park.
(Y/N) quickly hid behind the tree and watched as three gorgeous women, probably prostitutes, approach him. "Hey, ninja-san. Want to have some fun?~" Those girls were good at what they do, they knew how to flirt well.
"Sorry, but I'm only interested in ugly girls." Hattori brushed them off with his words easily, not taking his eyes away from the JUMP he was currently reading.
"What a bore." The girls clicked their tongue and walked away. "Hm?" Hattori looked around, he felt a piercing gaze stuck on him, but there was no one else around.
Behind the tree, (Y/N) had a troubled look on her face. "He....only likes ugly girls!?" She gasped as she started running back to the Yorozuya.
(Yahoo! Flashback end!)
"See? He's really handsome and I seriously think I like him so, make me ugly!!" (Y/N) says as she pouted at the bunch. "Oi, oi. Why does that ninja sound familiar? I think I know a ninja whose eyes you can't see, who reads JUMP, and likes ugly girls..." Gintoki scratched his chin.
Then his red eyed widened in realization as he gasped, "(Y-Y/N), don't tell me it's H-Hattori!!"
"Hattori? Is that his name? It sounds amazing." (Y/N) dreamily sighs, connecting her hands under her chin. "Ew! Woman, what the hell is wrong with you?!" Gintoki shuddered as he had a look of disgust on his face.
"Hey! He is handsome! You better find a big mirror and take a good look at your face!" (Y/N) smacked his arm. "I'm paying you good money to make me ugly, so do it!" She says as Gintoki's eyes immediately sparkled.
"Of course, of course!!" He beams, as he takes out a bunch of random stuff. "Okay, Kagura, Shinpachi. Go crazy!!" Gintoki says as the two kids nodded earnestly.
"What about this?" Kagura beams proudly, placing a huge mirror in front of (Y/N). She looked at the mirror to find an orange afro perched messily on her hair and a big red lipstick that covered not only her lips but also half of her face.
"I-I think this is going overboard....or not?" (Y/N) sweatdropped. "No, no. That isn't it Kagura! You should use this!!" Gintoki pushes Kagura away.
"Close your eyes for a second, (Y/N)." Gintoki ordered and she obeyed, she felt something touch the area near her eyes but couldn't figure out what it was.
"There! See? She looks perfect!" Gintoki confidently leaned his nose upwards, pulling Kagura who was still holding the mirror.
"Am I.....a panda?" (Y/N) deadpanned, seeing as Gintoki colored her eyes with dark circles, much similar to a pandas. "I think it's called mascarade or something, don't worry all the youngsters do that nowadays." Gintoki stated.
"Gin-san, Kagura-chan. You two don't know a thing about beauty!'' Shinpachi arrogantly declared stepping up.
"And you know?" Gintoki flatly replied. "I've seen Sister put on make up before!" He argued, "(Y/N)-nee please close your eyes for a while." Shinpachi smiled kindly and she did so.
"And done! There you go, (Y/N)-nee!" Shinpachi clapped his hands as Kagura came back with the mirror.
"Shin-chan....So you're saying Tae-chan puts on heavy make up like this?" (Y/N) sweat dropped when she saw her reflection.
By now, her (H/C) hair wasn't visible anymore, in place was an orange afro much similar to Shimaru from the Shinsengumi, half of her face was covered in red lipstick— mostly just above her lips though. Black round circles surrounded both her eyes and two pink big red blushes were drawn on her cheeks.
"Huh? I totally did see Sister apply her make up like this." Shinpachi says as he sheepishly scratched his cheek. "You men are hopeless. Here, (Y/N)-nee. I'll give you my final resort." Kagura sighs as she takes something out.
"Ta-da!! This helps me scare away anything! Whenever I show it to people they scream and run away!" Kagura says placing a Gintoki mask over her face.
"Kagura-chan...." (Y/N) gaped as she stared at the mirror. "This is perfect!!" She cheered happily. "My, I don't know how you could ever make me look this ugly!" She says as Kagura proudly laughed.
"Mwahahaha! That's how amazing I am!"
"Oi, what the hell is this?! You're literally saying my face is ugly right?! You're totally calling me ugly right in front of my face!!" Gintoki ripped the mask off of (Y/N)'s face. "This face is handsome in every way!! In no way is it ugly!" Gintoki defended his face.
"Wait— Gintoki, these markers you used on me...They're not permanent, right?"
"......Ahahahahaah......I think so?....."
After the chaos and disaster that happened at the Yorozuya household when (Y/N) tried to kill off Gintoki, (Y/N) was on her way home with the horrible get up given to her earlier.
"The sun is so beautiful today too..." (Y/N) sighed sadly as she halted her steps and watched the sun set over the ocean, while she leaned on the railings.
"So....What happened to you?"
(Y/N)'s heart skipped a beat at that familiar voice. She knew who it belonged to, the ninja she had fallen for. "N-N-Nothing!" (Y/N) blushed as she turned away from him.
'Ah!! It's so embarrassing! My heart's beating so loud right now, he can't hear it right?!'
"Were you....in a play?" Hattori asked, noticing that she refused to look him in the eye so he turned to other direction to make her feel somehow comfortable. "No...No, I wasn't." She answered in a low voice.
"Uh....were you pranked by someone?" He asked again. "No, I uh....I kinda asked my friends to make me look ugly....There's this guy, you see...." She trailed off, her face now going bright red.
'AHHHHH! STUPID (Y/N)! What were you thinking just blurting words out without thinking?! Now he'll think you're a weirdo who had weird friends that you force to make them do weird stuff and then—'
"Oh, I see." Hattori let out a soft sigh. "Must be a lucky bastard then," He says, and (Y/N) furrowed her eyebrows at his words. "Uh...Excuse me?" She asked and he looked up.
"A guy who makes you change yourself for him to like you isn't worth your love. A man should love a woman and all that she is." Hattori looked at her, and a small smile appeared on his lips.
"A man should fall in love with a woman's smile, and a woman's soul." He added as he leaned closer towards her, his face stopping right in front of her face.
"Just like how I fell in love with your smile, and your soul."Hattori says, as he then moved away and flicked her forehead. "Go ahead and find yourself a better man."
'W-Wait, what did he mean my smile and my soul?? Does that mean he likes me?! But he never met me? Or does that mean he knew about me and liked me before I knew about him and liked him?...This is getting confusing.'
Hattori sighed at her lack of response, he thought that she found his sudden confession weird so he turned on his back and was about to walk away. But a hand tugged on his clothes.
"Wait—" (Y/N) called out, as she looked at him shyly. "Y-You said I should find myself a better one...I see one in front of me. I-If you fell for my smile and my soul....T-Then, would you mind if I....fell for your smile and your soul too?....."
Hattori's lips parted in shock but then, the corners of his lips slowly tugged upwards. "Nope....I wouldn't mind at all." He hugged her and she wrapped her arms around him too.
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AUTHOR'S NOTES:
I DIDNT FOLLOW UR REQUEST. IM SO SORRY AdriiGee. AUTHOR-SAN IS SO SORRY. omigosh, my writing keeps getting worse. I cant think of romantic lines or what to write. So im sorry. I promise i'll try to do a better job okay??? I seriously hope u will like this one too. It was kinda my first time writing for Hattori since he isn't that commonly requested.
Author-san thought hard and long for this one!!! Sorry if I kinda didnt follow ur request! 😭😭😭
Also, the next chapter will be the 140th chapter. The Q&A will be answered there so until I post the 140th chapter, you guys can ask me all the questions now! ♥️♥️♥️
But uhmmm...requests still open?? ♥️