"Let's drink! Let's drink!" (Y/N) cheers, Everyone had met up in a huge bar, as Kyubei's treat, for a year end celebration.
(Y/N) arrived with the Shinsengumi trio- Hijikata, Okita and Kondo and they met everyone else in the bar there.
"What? Drunk already Gintoki? You're weak! So weak!"(Y/N) laughs as she loosens her tie and sits in front of Gintoki with her legs crossed.
"Hey! You crazy chick!"Gintoki yells as he points to (Y/N). "Don't you forget our record!Our record is 470 wins, 470 loss and 1 draw!"Gintoki yells as he sits opposite of (Y/N) and places two whole bottles of the same drink in front of her and him.
"This day- We settle our score!"They both say as they started chugging the drinks down their throats.
"What's with that?" Hijikata asks as Shinpachi sighs, "Apparently, in their old days, Gin-san and (Y/N)-nee would always have a drinking contest." Shinpachi explains.
"It's no surprise." Otose shakes her head at the two, "(Y/N)-chan always accompanies that idiot to drink."
"How about we teach them a little lesson?"Okita smirks sadistically as everyone, except Gintoki and (Y/N), smirked
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"H-Huh? This isn't what I think it is, RIGHT?!"Gintoki freaked out the next morning when he woke up naked in an unfamiliar room with a bump under the covers. Which he found to be his landlady, Otose, and when he asked everyone else for confirmation on what had happened.
He found out- he did it with Otae, Kyubei, Sarutobi and even Tsukuyo! Now he was with Hattori, asking for advice on what he should do.
"I don't get it!!"Gintoki yells as he kneeled on the ground, "I did it with everyone except the one I wanted to do it the most?!"He yells as Zenzou sighs.
"Huh?" He asks while reading JUMP and Gintoki groans. "(Y/N)! It's (Y/N)! I...I've been crushing on her for years, so how the hell could I have done it with everyone but her?!"Gintoki yells.
And so, their plan proceeded as Gintoki asked advice from Zenzou, which led to the distateful events of Gintoki getting serious with the 5 women, living together with them and going on a date, on the other side....(Y/N) was—
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"S-S-S-SOUGO?!" (Y/N) yells with a horrified expression. She woke up to herself naked on bed with Okita beside her. "Nee-san, let me sleep, you made me this exhausted." Okita groans as he sinks in the bed and (Y/N) lets out a loud shriek.
"A-AM I A COUGAR?!"She yells as Okita sighs, "Don't worry, nee-san, I'll take responsibility for you." He says with a wave of his hand, meanwhile (Y/N) got dressed and ran away.
"Oh, There you were." (Y/N) bumped into Hijikata's chest, and he blushed when he saw her.
"T-Toushi?"(Y/N) was nervous at his actions, feeling something unusual.
"D-Don't worry! I completely understand, I mean we are adults! And uhm...I'll take responsibility for you! M-My job can cover for the two of us, but we'll have to hold the wedding for a different time."Hijikata says as (Y/N)'s mouth fell to the ground.
"D-Did I? Did we?..."She trails off as she ran off again.
"S-So....Toujo-san,"(Y/N) shortly bumped into Toujo who embraced her almost immediately. "Don't worry, I'll take responsibility for you, My Goddess!!"Toujo yells as (Y/N)'s soul went out of her body.
"T-These sinful hands...Sinful soul, Hey, Gintoki...If I die, will I be purified?"(Y/N) says as she held her sword to her chest.
"Oh, I almost tried that but it won't work,"Gintoki says beside her with a rope around his neck. "Eh? Wait! Why are you killing yourself?!"Gintoki asked as (Y/N) looks down, biting her lip she ran her hand through her messy (H/C) hair.
"I-I'm a cougar, Gintoki!"She cries out, "A-Also, I slept with Toshi and Toujo-san!"She started sobbing as Gintoki was hit with a lightning bolt.
"Don't worry, you're not alone."Gintoki pats her back as she looked up at him. "I slept with Otae, Gran, Kyubei, Sarutobi and Tsukuyo."He says with a sorrowful expression.
"T-That's way worse, Gintoki!"She yells at him with a disgusted face.
"W-We have to face it, we need to admit it to them face to face. We can't keep living on like this, Gintoki." (Y/N) says as she looks down with sad eyes, her (E/C) hues were glassy as she was on the verge of crying her heart out.
"I-I mean, we got too carried away and made a mistake that we clearly have to take responsibility for but we're just running away if we continue to hide it!"She says now clenching her fist.
"I know, I know." Gintoki says as he clicks his tongue, slamming a fist unto the table he had one thought in mind.
'Why wasn't it her?'
'Why wasn't it him?'
The two had already held feelings for each other, buried deep within the inner desires of their hearts.
They kept it locked because they were afraid, but there was no doubt that they were in love with each other, after all they've been through together.
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"I'M SORRY!"
Gintoki and (Y/N) both kneeled and bowed to them. Otae, Kyuubei, Sarutobi, Tsukuyo, Otose, Kagura. Even the boys were there too. Shinpachi, Toujo, Zenzou, Okita and Hijikata.
"I-I promise never to drink ever again!"Gintoki says as he kept his head bowed down. "I promise to never drink or think about sake too! I-I don't want to be a cougar!"(Y/N) yells, as she teared up and started crying .
Everyone looked serious until they all burst out laughing.
"W-We're sorry, (Y/N)-nee!"Shinpachi says as the laughter died down. "It was all a joke we played on you two because you always drank." Otose says, as she held her laughter back.
"I-I didn't expect (Y/N) to cry, sorry about that."Hijikata says as he was stifling his laughter too.
"Y-You guys are too mean, I-I panicked when I woke up naked beside Sougo! I...I thought I became a cougar!" (Y/N) whines as she wiped the tears away.
"A-And Toshi too, and Toujo-san!"(Y/N) says as the three men laughed. "Although I did like nee-san's crying face."Okita says with a smirk.
"S-So it was all a joke? Good! I was afraid I did it again!"Gintoki says as he heaves a sigh of relief. "Again? Eh?...You've done it before?"Tsukuyo asked as Gintoki nodded.
"Oi! I'm no virgin you know."Gintoki says as if he was insulted. "W-With who?"Sarutobi asks as Gintoki pointed with his thumb.
"(Y/N)?!"
"W-We were both drunk after the war...and we tried to forget about what happened." She says as she blushed heavily turning her gaze to the side.
"S-So, what really happened that night?"Gintoki asked as Kagura plays a video on the tv.
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"N-No....I'm sorry, Gintoki...Sensei's death wasn't your fault!"(Y/N) says as she brings down as empty bottle, slamming it to the table.
"It was my fault! I was too weak, I couldn't even protect you guys! And I...made you carry that burden!"(Y/N) says as she leans back, face red and eyes closed she rambled on.
"It's all wrong! It was my fault, Gintoki....My fault! The reason we lost the war it was my fault! The reason sensei died, it was my fault!The reason Shinsuke became a criminal, it's all my fault!!"(Y/N) cried, when suddenly, Gintoki lifted her chin and kissed her, placing his lips on hers.
"Nothing....is ever your fault, it was my duty to protect the ones I love yet I failed to do it, Shoyo- Shoyo entrusted it all to me and yet I couldn't do it!...So don't you...ever blame yourself again."Gintoki says when he pulls away and (Y/N) stared at him with wide eyes before she smashed the bottle on his head and beat him up.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, YOU PERVERT!!"
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"And basically, After a heartfelt confession, a sweet kiss- (Y/N) beat the shit out of you and you two wrecked the whole bar and we had to pay for everything." Kyubei says as Gintoki and (Y/N) both had red faces, as they avoided each other's eyes.
"I will never drink with a pervert ever again." (Y/N) huffed as Gintoki gaped.
"May I remind you this pervert you speak of made you scream his name on the night we got drunk and did it!?" He says proudly as everyone's face turned red.
"HEY! WE PROMISED NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT EVER AGAIN!!" She yells punching Gintoki.
"You need to die for violating my GIN-SAN!" Sarutobi yells as she tackled her down.
"I VIOLATED HIM!? HE VIOLATED ME!"
(Y/N) defends herself as she and Sarutobi broke out in a fight.
"Well- there's one thing we found out from this." Hattori sighs. "Gin-san and (Y/N)-san- you're free to love each other in this w-"
"SHUT UP!!" (Y/N) and Sarutobi both kicked his butt and he flew out with a bloody butt.