Elsie-Rae's Having a Baby

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After a series of disastrous dates Elsie's sister set her up on a blind date with Will. He was obnoxious, un... More

Elsie-Rae's Having a Baby - by @biscuit_dunker
Summer Lovin'
I wanna be your wifey
Hangover Hell
Not wifey material
Hangover Hell pt.2
Girl's just wanna have fun!
Gettin' dizzy in brizzy
I Just Called . . .
It all happened in a flash
Every Little Helps
When Life Gives You Lemons . . .
Super Dad
Chocolate Brownie Heaven
World's best BFF 🧡
Fruit of the Womb
Like Peas & Carrots
I Ain't Sayin' She A Goldigga . . .
Run Forrest Run
Papa Don't Preach
Three Little Birds
Fruit of the Womb pt.2
Womb with a View
Prosecco & Pawsecco
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall . . .
Orange You Just So Beautiful
World's Best BFF ❤
Mother Knows Best
18
Mother Knows Best pt.2
Second Hand Smoke & Gossip
No Room at the Inn
Womb with a view pt2
New Year, Same Old Me
Jaded January
Nesting Brain & Baby Instinct
Table for 3
Iceberg Right Ahead!
The Trouble with Txtin'
The Trouble with Txtin' pt. 2
Bad Dad
S̶e̶x̶ with the ex
Trouble Town
If cabbages had lungs
Bingo & Baby Showers
A No Funday Sunday
This Sh!t Banana's 🍌
When life gives you watermelons and onion ring's

Every Fig Will Be Okay

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Yeah, I still haven't heard anything from Will, so it's official he doesn't care.

Steph knows as well now, my mum must've rung her as soon as I left the other night because almost as soon as I got in she was on the phone to me. Her reaction was a mixture of excitement and pissed off in equal measures — she couldn't wait to be an auntie, but at the same time, she couldn't believe that I'd told Sam before her. It didn't matter how many times I tried to tell her that it was accidental — the pregnancy and telling Sam before her — she just wouldn't have it until I agreed that she could come to the scan.

Ugh, she's such a massive drama queen.

I've been reading again to see if Doctor Miranda Carr had any useful advice on how to deal with all these major arseholes I'm surrounded by.

"Now that you've broken your happy baby news to all of your friends and family; you are probably facing many questions about your list of potential names," was all she had to say.

It couldn't have been further from the truth, no one cared about names, except for Sam who still insisted that I call his nephew Harley because it was a bad-ass name.

And by the way, Sam has been so annoying; he keeps coming around all the time. He turned up after work last night with a Boots carrier bag and a Chinese, so I guess he's not all that bad.

"That's everything you should need for the first trimester," he said, handing the bag over. "It's really important that you're getting enough folic acid."

"What are you even talking about?"

"Don't you know anything? I read all about it on the internet, you need to start looking after yourself properly. Folic acid is important for the development of the spine," he said with a huff.

Jesus, I can't put up with this for the next six months.

12 Weeks Pregnant

You are now in the final week of your first trimester and although only around 6cm in length your baby is fully-formed. Your baby will be moving around a lot, but you won't be able to feel this just yet, as they still have a lot of space to move about freely. Your baby is capable of producing urine!

Your bump is beginning to blossom, and you may start to worry about stretch marks, don't! They are perfectly normal, and around 90% of women will experience them during pregnancy; they will begin to fade once you've had your baby and things settle down.

If you've had your dating scan you will now be the proud owner of a set of ultrasound images of your baby.

Dr Miranda Carr
Pregnancy Matters

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