"Sister!"
Two giant women barged inside the bathroom, holding their weapons close to their body. They gazed ahead to glare at you and Luffy, narrowing their eyes:
"Who is that? A man?" said the green haired woman.
"What is a man doing in this kingdom?" inquired the ginger haired one, putting a robe hover her sister's body. "What exactly happened here?"
"No, well..." Luffy tried to explain himself.
"They saw my back" stated darkly the black haired woman, and the others gasped.
"Then the only solution is to kill them, right?" murmured Ginger.
"Why? We only saw her back" you replied. "And it's not like we don't know what it is"
"Erm....I think I've seen that somewhere before..." muttered Luffy, rubbing his chin.
"The thing you have seen on my back...is something we don't want revealed even if we die!" snapped the black haired beauty, and your captain let out an inquisitive noise.
"Why? What? Who are you? Why?"
"Take everything you two have seen here to your graves! Mero Mero Mellow!" she yelled as she placed her hands in a shape of a heart, pink beams coming out of them.
"Eh?! Noro Noro?! That's a Noro Noro Beam?!" said Luffy, having misheard her. "Crap, I'm gonna slow down?!"
Luffy protected himself by bringing his arms in front of him, closing his eyes and waiting for his body to be slowed down. You, on other hand, stood still with your hands on your hips, staring at the woman with a brow raised. When the beams shaped as hearts hit you, you didn't feel any difference. Your captain grunted in disbelief, blinking blankly.
His lips formed a thin line, putting his straw hat back on his head. The woman tried her beam once more on the two of you, and once again, it didn't work at all. You all cocked your head to the side, question marks appearing over your heads.
"Why don't you turn into stone?!" cried out angrily the woman. "Didn't you feel anything wicked in your heart, even after you saw me naked in the bath?!"
"You mean me having the desire to punch your face?" you hummed and the woman let out an annoying squawk of surprise, grabbing her chest as if you struck her with an arrow.
"How dare she?!" said dramatically the woman.
"That's ridiculous, sister! The beauty of your naked body...is at a level that could never fail to capture anybody, regardless of their age and gender!" said Ginger.
"Well, I'm 26 and I'm a woman, and it doesn't work on me..."
"It's probably their fear of death...." suggested Green. "...that's suppressing their wicked desires! They are pathetic but very lucky!"
"I don't know what's going on, but we'd better get out of here at any rate! I just want to find someone important, that's all!" exclaimed Luffy, and you nodded.
Both of you ran toward the closest window and jumped through it. As you fell down, you heard a gun shot and Luffy yelled at you to be careful. He shielded from the bullet and released a pained noise when the bullet fell down from his skin:
"I couldn't make it bounce" he said. "Wasn't it a bullet?"
"Maybe it's something else. A Devil Fruit perhaps...." you said while landing on the ground.
"That man and woman are intruders! Capture them, Kuja Pirates!" yelled the black haired woman from the top of the tower.
A second after, you were encircled by Kuja warriors who looked a lot more tougher than the other girls in the village so far. They pointed their snake-bow at you two:
"It would be best for all of us if you come obediently..." said one of the women.
"Ran, there is no man or woman outsider who can defy the Kuja Pirates" giggled another next to her. "Also, they look very weak"
"So, the all female pirate crew are you people?" questioned Luffy. "Do you know someone important?"
"What are you planning to do if we tell you?"
"If she's an important person, she'd have a ship, right? I can ask her if she'd take me to her ship, and then I can hurry up and sail out to sea!" grinned the young boy.
"That's ridiculous! Do you really think a man who intrudes into Amazon Lily, a place forbidden to men, can leave alive?"
Luffy jumped out of the way, and gave you a piggyback as he stretched himself to swing himself on top of a roof. The two of you started the cycle of running away from the Kuja warriors, avoiding their arrows and slashes of their swords/daggers. Suddenly, you heard a cry from above you, and you barely had the time to turn your head in this direction that the old woman from before kicked the two of you inside a wall.
"Itai! Even the old women of this kingdom are strong?" said in disbelief Luffy, rubbing his head in pain.
"You can't run away anymore..." said the Kuja women, encircling you both and aiming their arrows at you.
"Well, we are in deep shit now..." you groaned.
The snakes of steel were tight around your body, making it impossible for you to move a muscle. You sitting next to Luffy inside some kind of stadium for a coliseum, with the majority of the Kuja population sitting in the auditorium. Luffy trashed in their hold, gritting his teeth.
"What is with this kingdom?" he said, annoyed. "There really isn't a single man here?"
"Why wouldn't a kingdom like that not exist?" you drawled. "For all I know, there could be a kingdom filled with only men...."
"Shishishishi! Then you would be the one who isn't supposed to be there!" grinned Luffy stupidly and you deadpanned at him.
"Why are you still laughing in this situation?"
Suddenly, the crowd of women squealed loudly when the Pirate Empress, the woman in the bath from before, walking down staircase and sat on her throne. The women yelled their names in unison, more than excited to see them after a long time.
"Now then, let me ask you, man and woman. How, and for what purpose, did you come to this island?" demanded Hancock.
"I don't know how I came here either!" responded in desperation Luffy. "I was just flying through the sky, and before I noticed, I was just here!"
"Same thing for me" you answered.
"Liars! You can't fool us with a ridiculous story like that. You must have a purpose, right?"
"If it's a purpose you want, then I want a ship! I'd be very happy if you gave me an escort, too, but...Anyway, I must get out of here as soon as possible...There is somewhere I have to go! If you are the most important person here, that's what I request! I want to go out to the sea!"
"HE'S GIVING FALSE STATEMENTS! WHATEVER THAT MAN SAID ARE OBVIOUSLY LIES, AS THE SNAKE PRINCESS SAID!" screamed someone from the crowd.
"They are definitely hiding something!"
"DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN FOOL US?!"
"Don't think that you will leave here alive..." continued calmly Hancock. "You won't be able to escape from death!"
"Please wait a second, Snake Princess!" interrupted a familiar voice.
Marguerite jumped on the platform and stood in front of you and Luffy, holding her arms out:
"H-He isn't the kind of person who would lie!" the blonde stammered. "What he has said is all true...I don't think that he has bad intentions for this kingdom at all!"
"Oh, you! That's right! Please tell her!" smiled brightly Luffy.
"Are you one of the guards of this kingdom?" asked Hancock and the girl nodded, giving her name. "The punishment of the crime of intruding into this kingdom, which is forbidden to men, is death. Why are you defending them?"
"I feel responsible. The one who brought that man and woman outsider here....It was me!"
Cue sudden gasps from the other women and whispers. Not long after, Sweet Pea and Aphelandra jumping from the auditorium and joined Marguerite, bowing down on their knees:
"Snake Princess, the saga of 'There's a Reason For That'..." said Sweet Pea.
"That's right! We just thought the man we found covered in mushrooms in the forest...was one of the villagers, that's all! And the woman was wounded! We are just as responsible as her for the sin of bringing them here!" continued Aphelandra.
"The saga of 'Exactly'!" added the other woman.
"You two stop it!" snapped Marguerite. "The one who said we should take them to the village was me!"
"What's with you?...You tried to kill us. So, you were actually kind people, huh? Shishishi!"
"THIS IS NO TIME TO LAUGH, YOU DAMN MORON" you barked.
Silence reigned in the air and everyone held their breath when the Pirate Empress stood up and slowly descended the staircase. She sauntered toward Marguerite who bowed her head in reverence:
"The only one guilty of bringing the man and woman here is me!" said Marguerite, and the two other girls said her name.
No answer came from the most beautiful woman of the world, she was still glaring down at the blonde with those emotionless eyes. Hancock finally stopped in front of her, and she hummed under her breath:
"That's enough" she said, lifting Marguerite's head by the chin. "Raise your head, honest Marguerite. I like honest people. Tell me, do you want me to forgive you?"
You cringed at the sound of her sweet-like-honey voice. You knew there was definitely something wrong in this picture as the blonde blushed at her Empress, entranced by her beauty and 'kindness'. Marguerite slowly nodded, her expression like a lost puppy and the Snake Princess ordered her to stand up.
The black haired woman smiled at them, brushing her long hair away. The three were now blushing in admiration, and the Snake Princess took this moment to show her true colors. Bringing her hands in a shape of a heart, she threw at the three clueless girls her love beam. Upon contact, they turned into stone.
"What's this?!" cried Luffy, standing up and facing Marguerite. "Hey, what happened to you?! They turned into stone!"
"A Devil Fruit..huh?" you growled.
"What did you do to them?! They saved my life!" Luffy snarled at the Pirate Empress who returned to her throne.
"Yes...They have been punished for helping you" she replied, her back still facing you.
"Turn them back to normal!"
"Who do you think you're ordering around?..." said darkly the Pirate Empress.
"Hurry up and turn them back to normal!!!" repeated your captain, completely ignoring her.
"Bring Bacura to the arena!" ordered Hancock with one movement of her hand. "This place is the kingdom of the warriors, Amazon Lily, where if you are powerful, you are beautiful. You should die fighting...We are gonna watch it"
A growl resonated behind you, and a huge black panther arrived. The red eyes of the animal were glaring daggers at the both of you, revealing sharp teeth.
"That black panther's name is Bacura. It is a carnivorous animal that was used as an executioner by the empress of this kingdom for many generations. After the execution, not even a single bone will remain"
"Hey, Luffy..." you began as the snakes of steel detached themselves from the two of you. "Can I have a go? I need to stretch my legs..."
"Go on" nodded Luffy.
You stretched your arms behind your head, letting out a groan by how sore your limbs were. The black panther dashed in your direction, opening its jaw wide to encase your head between its teeth. You turned around and glared at the animal.
Bending your knees, you placed your hands on the ground and lifted yourself above the platform of the arena with your strength. Bacura jumped at the same time as you pushed your legs against your chest and shot them in the air to smash your heels underneath the black panther's chin.
A loud sound resonated in the arena, the crowd of women watching the fight with dumbfounded expressions and the Gorgon Sisters's mouth slightly agape. While the black panther almost floated in the air by the amount of strength you used in those legs, you took this time to jump and grab it by its tail.
With a snarl, you swung the animal over your head and threw it directly in an empty spot in the auditorium.
"Is that all you got?" you blew a strand of hair out of your face, staring at Boa Hancock who gritted her teeth.
"She is strong!" exclaimed Ran from the auditorium. "Bacura was defeated by a single hit?!"
"There is something wrong will all of you...Even after your comrades...." trailed Luffy, glaring at Hancock. "....HAVE BEEN TURNED TO STONE BY THAT WOMAN, WHY ARE YOU STILL LAUGHING CHILDISHLY?!"
"The savage is shouting at us!"
"Unbelievable! What a fierce animal!"
"We feel sorry for those three, but what Snake Princess did wasn't wrong! They have broken the laws of this kingdom!"
"The ones at fault are them!"
"Give me a break!" you shouted. "Is it really worth to kill someone just for this reason?! People outside this island has done much worst things than that, and they were able to get away with just a few years in prison!"
"I will be...forgiven no matter what I do" smirked smugly Hancock. "If you ask why...Indeed, it's because I'm beautiful!"
Cue the crowd of women to turn into duplicates of Sanji, but worst. Your eyes narrowed into slits, the same for Luffy.
"You think so, too, right?" cooed the Pirate Bitc- Empress.
"You make me sick" you responded as Luffy answered too in unison:
"You're pissing me off"
The Snake Princess gasped in horror, her paling as she fell back against her snake-seat dramatically. She hid her eyes behind her hands, letting out exaggerated sounds of agony.
"Sister, get a hold of yourself!" said Marigold.
"This is just ridiculous! There can't possible exist a man and woman that can't be captured by my charm!"
"Of course it's possible! Your charm suck so much I find you pathetic..." you clicked your tongue, and causing the black haired woman to nearly faint.
"I can't bear their existence!"
"HOW COULD YOU SPEAK TO THE SNAKE PRINCESS THAT WAY?!"
"HURRY UP AND EXECUTE THEM!"
The Kuja women chanted for your execution, and Boa Hancock ordered her two sisters to enter the arena and fight you. The two transformed into snakes, towering over you.
"Those people use Devil Fruit powers, too?" asked Luffy.
"It seems like to..." you nodded. "Now...Shall we fight?"