"You should at least take a bath! Come down already!" barked your old man."Is (nickname) still giving you a hard time?" giggled a woman from another room, and the man sighed. "Did you try with her favorite treats?"
"I won't give her candies before she goes to sleep!"
"And you say I'm the 'mother hen'?" she scoffed back and your old man groaned while facepalming himself. "Where is she? In her room?"
"That's not the problem..."
Your old man gazed toward where you stood inside your bedroom. You were trying to hide yourself above the shelves that decorated your room, filled with books and useless junks. You hissed at the man like a cat; he could easily imagine your hair lifting in a way to threaten him. He noticed that your right eye was purple, and knew that he had to be careful or else you would enter a Realm to kick his ass. Which in the end was unnecessary since you were already aware that he was stronger than you.
Your old man that wanted to be called 'Daddy' or 'Ray-san' sighed and sat down on your bed, patting the spot next to him.
"I won't do anything. Please, sit with me..."
"Don't want" you replied, eyes narrowed into slits.
You learned not too long ago some words, since he was trying to teach and educate you. But that idiot was failing terribly because he didn't even have one to begin with. So the woman in this house mostly did those chores. They were called 'chores' because of your habit of trying to avoid at any cost those times.
"If you come down from here, I will read your favorite story"
"It sucks"
"Where did you learn those words from?!"
"From you"
"She's right" you overhead the voice of the woman.
"Arg, don't push it! Come down already, you little brat!"
"Fuck you"
"Still you, Ray-san"
The man slapped a hand over his face, letting himself fall down on your bed. From the top of your shelf, you could hear your old guy's groan. You rolled your eyes and turned around to face the wall, crossing your arms over your chest. Lifting his hand, he gazed at your form and let out a sigh, before a smile stretched on his face.
"(y/n)~...I got something for you~" sing sang your old man.
"What you want idiot?!" you spat the words slowly, not used to speak his language.
"You will really need more practice to form a sentence..." he muttered to himself, but then shook his head. "Anyway, I have a gift for you"
"What..." you searched for the right word, grunting slightly. "...is thing gift?"
"Jump down from here first..."
"Not gonna"
"Pretty please?"
"..."
There was a long pause, and you finally complied in the end. But not without releasing a low growl and throwing a pot at your old man's face, who dodged it by tilting his head to the side. You jumped down on your two legs and made your way toward the bed. The man beamed in happiness before lifting you to sit you down on his lap. You trashed around a little, and eventually stopped when you realized that your old man wouldn't let you go that easily.
"Now that I have your complete attention..." he trailed, pulling out from under your bed a huge box. "Open it"
"What is that?" you demanded with a confused frown.
"Your gift. See what's inside!" he smiled. You puffed your red cheeks, crawling a hand toward the box and quickly snatching it.
Suspicious about the content, you sniffed the box like a dog. Your old man even blinked with a deadpanned expression when you licked it. It could be a bomb for all you know, with the trouble you could give him in only one day. With hesitation, you started to unwrap the box from its black cover. Under it was a white box, its content still a mystery that was yet to be discovered in a few seconds. You finally opened the lid, and let out a surprised gasp when you saw what was inside.
"A ha...ha....hat?..." you tried to pronounce the word carefully and the male nodded his head.
"Yes. Do you like it?"
You were in a stunned silence, your eyes staring at the black hat with an orange symbol on it (). Slowly, you took the hat and put over your head. It was falling slightly over your eyes since it was too big for you. Your old man let out a chuckle:
"In a couple of years it will certainly fit..."
You fidgeted on the spot, playing with your hands. A pink hue crossed over your face as you tried to not gaze at your old man's smiling one. Realm of God he was starting to piss you off.
"Thank...you..." you mumbled loud enough for him to hear.
"What was that? I think I didn't hear this quite well..." the old man said in a cocky tone, bringing his face closer. "Could you repeat?-"
"FUCK OFF!" you snarled, swinging a hook and punching him straight under his chin. He grabbed it, letting out a howl of pain.
"W-Where d-do you get that strength?!"
The wind picked up around you, the silence becoming agonizing for the young ginger girl who was staring at the two opponents in shock and worry. You were staring straight at Enel, who was doing the same with a smug expression. You, on the other hand, had a scowl. Your objective was to gain time for Luffy...if he would just come out of the snake already! You didn't yet come up with a plan, or a way to slow down this man from electrifying you on the spot. One hit from him, and you will find yourself with burned skin and a long trip to the darkness. Which would probably lead to rebirth if you didn't wake up next to see and witness the destruction of Skypiea.
Enel used his rod to tap one of his drum:
"30 million volt..." he stated, and your right eye flashed.
"Steven!" you yelled for your wooden doll, who quickly came out from your pocket.
"Hino!!"
"Hungry Ghosts Realm: Kodama!"
Enel shot forward the thunder bird, aiming to toast you alive. However, there was an explosion the moment the bird collided with you...Well, he thought it was you. When the smoke dissipated, his eyes widened when he saw the thunder bird in the clutch of another monster with large claws(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/1c/5e/8a/1c5e8a2142ea3ed7d9a059fc6e0f7417.jpg). The bird struggled to get out of the monster tree's grasp. The tree released a shrill sound, totally inhuman.
"What is that thing?!" cried out the man.
"I-It c-can't be..." stuttered Nami, falling on her butt. "S-Steven?!!!"
"That's right" you nodded, standing next to the monster tree who pushed back the thunder bird, who disappeared when it was released. "Steven is simply a wooden doll possessed by a spirit of the Hungry Ghosts Realm...When called, I have full control over him. Your attacks won't do anything, he will only feed on the energy you gave him!"
"Hungry Ghosts Realm..." Enel raised a brow.
"I must warn you though, their hunger will never be satiated! You can throw at me your attacks as much as you want, but Steven will simply stop them and eat the energy you provide...And if you were to break him, well...." your smirk grew in sizes. "It won't be a good idea. Kodama will curse you for the rest of your life, since it's its ghost!"
You took a step away from Steven as he released another growl, bringing his arms in front of him. You winced a little at the stinging sensation in your right eye, but paid no mind to it.
"If you think your little friend here will help you, you're greatly mistaken..." scoffed Enel. "As if this piece of wood could give me trouble-"
"Steven. Shut his mouth already" you growled the order, to which Steven in his new form replied with a grunt of his own before charging.
Enel didn't even move from his spot, glaring with a bored expression the tree monster. He lifted one hand and shot a blue ball of electricity toward the Kodama spirit. However, he was surprised when the spirit merely ate the ball like it was nothing, his body gleaming a blue color for a short moment. The God was aware of your presence coming from behind him, aiming your weapon at his temple.
He stopped the gun with his rod, grabbing your wrist. You yelled for Steven and the monster immediately acted, lashing itself at Enel. He released your wrist and teleported himself away from the two of you. The man gritted his teeth, lifting one arm in the sky as he shot beams of thunder toward you. Like a cycle, Steven would stop them and you would try to land a hit or two on the bastard, but he was able to dodge easily all your bullets.
In fact, you were pretty sure he wasn't even breaking a sweat when he was doing that. This man was so frustrating. Enel landed on top of a building and Steve soared the tower to get him.
"Why is she using this monster and only her guns?..." thought Enel as he let out a yawn, avoiding the charging bull of a tree that couldn't even think for himself. Suddenly, a smirk appeared on his face. "Could it be...?"
Even with his Mantra, the tree monster grabbed both of his arms and pinned him on the ground. Enel gritted his teeth at the deformed and carved eyes of the creature. The man huffed, trying to pry off the monster by using his Devil Fruit, only to realize how his body seems to weaken considerably. He noticed the now blue arms of the Kodama, and the branches who were enrolling around his arms to steal his energy.
"What the-?!" he yelled out, blinking in shock and he heard a small laugh.
"I told you, didn't I? His hunger will never be satiated. Steven will continue to feed on you until there's nothing left of your pathetic existence...What an end for a 'God'!" you stated, leaning against a ruin.
"Nothing of me?!" he repeated in disbelief, letting out a strangled scream when Steven dug his claws in his sides.
"Exactly..." you muttered, walking toward where he was laying slowly. You stopped next to the bent body of Steven, a dark look on your face. "I said that you were going to bow me...Now, pray for mercy and maybe I will end your life quicker..."
"A-Amazing, (y/n)!" shouted Nami behind you, throwing her arms in the air. "You got him!"
You were surprised that you could manage to slow him down a little or even defeat him at this point. However, you were brought back to the cruel reality when Enel let out a laugh. Even with Steven sucking the life out of him, he was still laughing. The man finally stopped for a short moment, trying to regain his breath. His eyes settled on you, a smug expression on:
"Pray for mercy? So it was all talk in the end..." he chuckled and you narrowed your eyes.
"What do you mean?"
"You're not the only one who observe...that's for sure. Since the start of this small, pointless fight, I noticed a simple mistake of yours, and came with one theory..." he closed his eyes, the smug smile still on his lips. "You say that you don't care about them, but is it really the case?"
"What does it have anything to do with our fight?!" you barked. "No, don't even answer. Finish him already, Steven!"
"Ahah..." Enel clicked his tongue in a scolding way, shaking his finger at you. "Let me test my theory...by using her..."
His eyes switched to Nami, who was staring at the God in confusion. Your right eye flashed and an expression of horror was plastered on your face. The smirk that appeared on his own told you everything he had in mind. With the same hand, the limb became blue:
"El Thor"
"(y/n)-" she barely had the time to say your name that everything went into slow motion.
The large beam was shot toward the navigator, and you cursed under your breath all the words you knew. You released the Realm on Steven, who transformed himself back into a wooden doll. Your bracelet turned into a green color, and you dashed toward Nami, who was frozen on the spot by the terror racking her body.
You lifted her over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and threw yourself forward to avoid the beam at the last moment. The force it was released when it hit the ground sent you almost flying. Your nails dug in the ground as you stopped your body from moving anymore, falling on one knee. You dropped Nami who let out a huff, gazing at you with a dumbfounded face:
"You saved me..." she whispered.
"And now we are both fucke-"
You didn't have the time to finish that a hand wrapped around your throat, your eyes widening. A gasp left your parted lips, as you felt yourself being lifted in the air before you were sent flying across the ruins. Your back collided with a wall, and you faceplanted on the hard floor. You spat blood on the floor, gasping for air at the huge pain in your behind. You lifted yourself with the help of your elbows, until a rod was slammed in your face, pushing you backward.
You gritted your teeth when a foot placed itself on your chest, applying some weight on it to keep you on the ground. The form of Enel was hovering you with a smirk apparent on his face, leaning against his precious golden rod. Chin down, you glared at the man with intense hatred in your eyes.
"So my theory was true..." he mused. "You can't summon two 'Realms' at the same time..."
This caused you to grit your teeth against each other harder.
"You don't have to look so upset. Your loss was fated after all. You can't rival against a God...You chose to save your little comrade over there instead of letting her die...How chivalrous of you!" Enel mocked and you snarled. "Now, now...As much as this expression of yours satisfy me, you should smile since I have now a proposition for you..."
"Slit your throat?" you showed your fangs and Enel let out a chuckle before bending down so his face was close to yours....a little too close to your liking.
"Become my Goddess..." he breathed against your lips, his tone becoming lower.
It took you a minute to process the sentence, and your (s/c) skin took darker colors at the level of your face. Your mouth was wide open, your eye twitching as you tried to form words but failed terribly. It didn't help that he was still squashing your boobs with his dirty foot, seeming to take a malicious delight of it.
"It's decided. You're coming with me" Enel declared with a closed eyes smile, before his expression turned into a sick one.
"Like Realm of Hell I will-"
You met darkness when he slammed a foot in your head, knocking you out completely.
You let out a grunt as you tried to move your limbs. You opened one eye, and found yourself on the some kind of flying boat. Nami was standing a little far away from you, while Enel was on the other side with a grim expression. Something certainly happened while you were out:
"(y/n)!" cried out Nami, rushing to you.
"Ah, it seems my Goddess finally woke up" stated the male and chills ran over your arms.
"Don't use that title, you creep!" you snarled, but Enel seems to ignore you, looking at his left.
"As I thought, it's apparently not one of the six that survived...Honestly...where on earth were they hiding" he grunted, jumping over the railing to face the exit of the cave.
"Could it be...?" mumbled Nami while she helped you to stand up. The both of you walked toward the edge where Enel was standing at.
"How aggravating...So my prophecy did not come true"
"ARE YOU THAT ENEL GUY?!" a familiar voice echoed in the cave, and tears of joy were cascading Nami's cheeks.
The girl threw herself on the railing while you stared down from the boat with a hand over your arm, finally seeing Luffy after such a long time. His clothes were a little worn off, but he seems in shape.
"Luffy!!!" cried in relief Nami.
"What're you doing...to my friends?!" growled your captain, clenching his fists.
"Which of that trash are you talking about?" replied with gritted teeth Enel, his hand around his rod tightening.
"Stay right there! I'm gonna beat the crap outta you!"
"Watch your mouth! I am God!"
"What makes you God?!" shouted angrily back Luffy.
"H-Hey, Luffy! Be caref..." started Nami but quickly caught herself when Enel shot at her a look. She stood up abruptly and hid behind you.
"Yaaa ha ha ha ha ha! I can hear it now, the angels' party...It seems that the residents found out about Skypiea's fate. I wonder how far they can get before their foothold is lost"
"Like I said...what makes you God?!"
"You'll know soon enough" mumbled Enel with narrowed eyes.
Luffy ran toward the boat, soaring on some of its parts before he stretched his arm to reach Enel's level.
"I see...Looks like you're not an ordinary human, either. However, you're only a Paramythia. You haven't got a chance! Before me, all is futile!" said Enel, his hand flashing blue with electricity, preparing to attack Luffy who was jumping toward him. "Hence I am God. El...Thor!!!"
Enel shot a powerful beam that went straight toward Luffy, engulfing him in a thunder prison. Nami screamed his name, while you stood there with a small smirk on your face. When the beam disappeared, you saw Luffy looking behind with a deadpan, biting his lips in a thin line. Silence fell around you, Enel humming under his breath:
"It seems that you dodged it well...60 Million Volt...Jamboule!" he said while hitting two drums. A dragon of thunder came out of it and went through Luffy who cried out.
Once again, your captain stood there, completely unaffected by Enel's power after the dragon disappeared. The God appeared in front of Luffy like the blink of an eye:
"100 Million Volt...Vaari!"
"When will he understand that lighting doesn't work on the moron because he's rubber?" you sighed and Nami let out a noise of recognition.
"That's right! It makes sense now that I think about it!"
"ENOUGH...ALREADY!!" barked Luffy, pushing back Enel who tumbled away from him.
The face he was making was priceless, with his mouth wide open in shock with snot coming out of his nose. Luffy took this time to charge and give a kick in Enel's stomach. At the collision, the male spitted and fell down.
"His lighting power is completely ineffective. Luffy is Enel's one and only natural enemy in the world!" you told.