ENFP: sPAGHETTI!!!!!
INFP: Cloudy with a chance of rain….but I mean….maybe it won’t rain….maybe the sun will come out….how will we ever know…*sigh* we won’t ever know…
ENFJ: Looks like there will be some slight showers…of LOVE and AFFECTION because guess what folks, IT’S SUNNY!!!!
INFJ: Stay indoors. At all costs. Trust me.
ENTP: Hahahaha It’s raining FIRE!!! Lol JK it’s raining rain. Fooled you guys…I’m the best meteorologist……the best. But seriously though…..
INTP: *forgets what they’re doing so they just start motioning to the green screen enthusiastically* this map….yes….this map right here….this ENTIRE MAP. Weather.
ENTJ: It’s cold. Cloudy. *muttering under breath* I could do so much better than this…I could be head reporter if I just got rid of Carl…..*realizes they’re on air*
INTJ: You don’t need me to tell you the fucking weather. It’s fucking raining. There. I said it. It’s ALWAYS fucking raining…..it’s not that hard to figure out….
ESFP: Okay, okay, the forecast says there’s gonna be a tornado, right….but….I kind of want it to be sunny….so…..IT’S PARTLY CLOUDY EVERYONE!!!! :D
ISFP: *describes the most beautiful cloud formation, people at home are bawling their eyes out* ….and now to this week’s weather…sorry about that…
ESTP: CLEAR SKIES WITH A CHANCE OF SPONTANEOUS LIGHTNING!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHH! METEOROLOGY IS HARDCORE!
ISTP: *wears a green suit*
ESFJ: Okay sweethearts, it’s really, really cold out…so I want you all to go home and put on your best sweaters and just take a day off! *hugs*
ISFJ: …..weather……weather……weather…..wEATHER…..WEATHER…..hey…. can you guys do me a favor and turn on my teleprompter…..no? okay. WEA-
ESTJ: I would tell you guys the weather…but I doubt you’ll actually appreciate it…So I’m just gonna sit here, knowing full well the the consequences of me FAILING to tell you the weather report *cough* tornado *cough* until whoever took my sandwich apologizes to me. I’m looking at you, Carl.
ISTJ: The Coriolis Effect *someone in the back room begins booing them*…..*clears throat* The Coriolis Effect…..
Have I done this before?EEEK,I HAVE A FEELING I HAVE.