Thor: QUICKLY, FELLOW AVENGERS, WE MUST CREATE A PARTY TO BE REMEMBERED THROUGHOUT THE AGES!
Tony: I am totally down with this.
Stevearooni: Why, though?
Thor: EVERYBODY MUST COME!
Peter: Even me?
Thor: I WILL BRING THE ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE!
Peter: Um
Thor: EVERYONE!
Stevearooni: NOT PETER
Natasha: DON'T GIVE MY UNDERAGE SON ALCOHOL
Thor: OH DEAR
Thor: IT APPEARS I HAVE ANGERED THE ONE THAT I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT SUPPOSED TO ANGER
Thor: MY APOLOGIES, LEADER OF THE ARACHNIDS. DO NOT MURDER ME, PLEASE.
I don't want to be here: Wimp
Tony: Who's that
Thor: TIS THE PERSON THE PARTY IS FOR!
Clint: That doesn't answer the question.
I don't want to be here: Somebody please help. My brother duct taped a party hat to my head.
Thor: LOKI, THE GRUMPIEST OF ALL THE GRUMPS!
I don't want to be here: I DON'T WANT THIS
T'Challa: Is this another person that I will have to beat up?
I don't want to be here: Peasants.
Peter: ;-;
Wanda: ;-; Loki that hurt my feelings
Natasha: LOKI YOU JERK YOU HURT MY SPIDER SON AND MY MAGIC DAUGHTER'S FEELINGS
Wanda: Am I the magic daughter?
Natasha: Hush, you're a magical fairy princess now
Wanda: But I wanna be the prince.
Natasha: Then hush, you're a magical fairy prince now.
Wanda: Yay
Wanda: Can I have a dragon as a friend?
Natasha: Hell yes
Wanda: Can I make my jerk brother come back from Australia, where he's hiding with my computer?
Natasha: I don't think anybody could do that, sorry.
I don't want to be here: Um, excuse me, but I'm obviously the best magical fairy prince.
Wanda: I'm going to send my dragon friend to bite off your head.
I don't want to be here: My brother would be mad at you.
Wanda: You sound like Draco Malfoy. "My brother will hear about this, whine whine blah blah whine"
I don't want to be here: MY BROTHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
Wanda: Shut up, you big baby.
I don't want to be here: THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
I don't want to be here: MAKE HER STOOOOOOOOOOOP
Thor: NO, TIS AMUSING TO SEE HER BURN YOU WITH HER FUNNY WORDS!
I don't want to be here: ?!!!
Tony: You're all alone here, dude.
-Scott has joined the chat-
Scott: Ok, I s2g, where the heckin heckity heck is the gosh diddly darn vending machine?
Peter: Nobody knows.
Scott: But I need a heckin' soda.
Peter: The rest of them are hiding it from me and Wanda because we weren't part of the original team.
Scott: Frick frack diddly dack paddy wack biofeedback heckin heck tic-tac back pack.
Clint: Dude. Chill.
Bucky: steeeeeeeeeve
Bucky: the person at the store said that I couldn't bring the plum inside the store and they tried to take it away
Stevearooni: OH NO I WARNED THEM NOT TO DO THAT
Stevearooni: NO, BUCKY, NO
Stevearooni: OH GOD
Bucky: i regret nothing
Bruce: What happened?
Bucky: i destroyed half of the store
Stevearooni: oh my god... Now I have to back and pay for the damage... again...
Stevearooni: Tony I need money now
Tony: Why are you asking me?
Stevearooni: Because you have too much money anyway
Tony: ... no.
Stevearooni: K, I guess I'll just have to steal it.
Tony: WAIT WHAT
-Steve has left the chat-
Now I have to draw Wanda as a magical fairy prince with a dragon friend