Natasha to Steve
Natasha: Steve, here's some more chocolate. :(
Steve: Seriously, I'm fine.
Natasha: Chocolate. Take it.
Steve: Julian and I broke up on good terms. We're still really good friends.
Natasha: Still.
Steve: It's been weeks...
Natasha: Shush.
Steve: We both kind of liked other people...
Natasha: Yeah, shush.
Natasha: WAIT WHO DO YOU LIKE NOW?!
Steve: Please stop
Natasha: WHO?!
Steve: If you don't stop, then I'm going to tell everybody about how you broke up with Bruce and you're dating Clint.
Natasha: GACK NO
Natasha: IT'S A SECRET
Steve: And so is who I like.
Natasha: .
Steve: Go back to the group chat, you nosy weirdo.
Natasha: Is it someone I know?
Steve: Be quiet.
Natasha: DOES HE HAVE LONG AND FLOWING BROWN LOCKS OF HAIR
Steve: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
Natasha: AND A METAL ARM?!
Steve: GO BACK TO THE GROUP CHAT NOW, YOU OVERRATED SPIDER
Natasha: I SHIP ITTTT
Group Chat
Steve: Natasha needs to stop
Natasha: No I don't.
Clint: Steve be quiet.
Natasha: Thanks, bae.
Natasha: ❤
Clint: Both of you shush
Natasha: 💔
Pietro: Guys you need to stop this important
Tony: Yeah, there are a lot of dead people.
Bruce: Wait, what?
Thor: THAT STRIKES ME AS SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE SLIGHTLY PROBLEMATIC
Tony: DUDE IT'S BEEN LIKE 38 CHAPTERS ALREADY, CAN YOU CHILL ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK
Thor: I REFUSE
Wanda: If you don't shut up, I'll make you shut up
Pietro: Please don't tick her off any more
Tony: She might actually kill someone
Wanda: IT'S MY LIFE
Tony: I DON'T WANT TO DIE
Wanda: THAT'S NOT FOR YOU TO DECIDE
Tony: THEN WHO'S DECISION IS IT
Wanda: THE AUTHOR, YOU TWIT
Wanda: NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
Clint: To defeat the Huns
Bruce: Get out of my sight.
Clint: Why am I in your sight
Bruce: Security cameras
Clint: Shit
Natasha: Caw caw
Steve: Why do you always do this?
Bucky: Steeeeeeeeve
Steve: Yeah?
Bucky: i can't figure out how to use the heart emoji help me
Pietro: Why would you need that?
Bucky: why are you here?
Steve: Bucky this isn't the private text.
Bucky: oh
Clint: I'm confused
Natasha: >:)
Clint: Eh. Do you want to come over and watch Mean Girls and Hunger Games
Wanda: Can I come
Clint: Sure
Steve: Wait, where's Peter?
Tony: He's in the hospital
Pietro: We have to be nice to him
Bruce: What happened to him?
Tony: Well, he was the first person to learn a lesson
Wanda: You guys have been texting in life or death situations
Pietro: It finally caught up with him
Pietro: Did I mention all of you are stupid?
Pietro: Like, how are you even still alive
Clint: Yeesh
Clint: How ARE we still alive
Thor: I AM TOO FABULOUS TO DIE!
Natasha: I'm too awesome to die.
Steve: Supersoldier thing, I guess?
Bruce: Smashy smash smash smash??
Clint: I should be dead by now
Wanda: Clint is the only honest one
Clint: True, true.
Bucky: so steve i found the private chat when's our date
Steve: ...
Steve: Oh dear
So did your shipping dreams come true? I hope so. Characters though! There will be more of them!!! Jessica Jones next, perhaps?? I'm going to add in Sam and some other characters as soon as I see Civil War and Ant Man. Somehow I STILL haven't seen Ant Man. O.O I'm pathetic