Avengers Texts

By unchartedoceans

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Steve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is... More

Part 1: A Group Chat Is Born
Part 2: Tony... Why...
Part 3: Civil War
Part 4: Talk To Text (Tweet Chirp CAW)
Part 5: Brother Of Mine
Part 6: Caps Lock
Part 7: Kitten
Part 8: Tony's Bar
Part 9: Pop tarts
Part 10: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Part 11: Toast and Tony the Jerk
Part 12: Fury-ous About Glitter
Part 13: #Swag, yo (Natasha to Steve)
Part 15: Tony. No.
Part 16: Believe It Or Not
Part 17, Tony to Steve: Trees
Part 18: Thor's Fabulous Hair
Part 19: Baes and Rooftops
Part 20: Time For You All To Hate Me :)
Part 21: Tony to Bruce: Thou Sticky Fingered Weasel Butt
Part 22: Texting and Flying
Part 23, Bucky to Steve: General Confusion and Overall Mayhem
Part 24, Steve to Natasha: It's Almost Christmas! (a.k.a Stress)
Part 25: Steve's Butt, As Discussed By Maria and Natasha. And Occasionally Tony.
Part 26, Tony to Natasha: Sleep Deprived Insanity
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Part 27: That Guy From Target
Part 28: I Tried To Name This But It's Really Just Complete Chaos, So... Yeah.
Part 29: Giant Moths and Lots and Lots of Silver
Part 30: False Accusations and a Very, VERY Drunk Bird.
Part 31: Julian From Target 2k16 (the Avengers OTP Club is Formed)
Part 32: Thor Discovers Disney + I add a gazillion new characters to this
Part 33: Spider Disgrace and Cinderella
Part 34: Discussing Spiderman's Butt
Part 35: The Flu
Part 36: The Pros and Cons of a Pet
The 56 Avengers Cats
Part 39: Emergency Discussion
Part 40: Shh, No More Tears
Part 41, Thor to Tony: Mystical Forces of... Lawnmowers?
Part 42: 100 of Thor's Notes About Earth
Part 43: I MUST COMPLETELY DEMOLISH THE 4TH WALL
Part 45: 50 More Life Rules For Thor (And A Referenced Event)
A HECKIN' 50K READS
Part 46: It's Time To Talk About Cheese
Part 47: Natasha Finds a New Child
Part 48: Science Is Cool
Part 49: All Of The Sweaters
Part 50: Stop Monkeying Around
Part 51, Tony, Steve, and Peter: Warning- Plums and Puns Ahead
Part 52: Battle of the Magical Fairy Princes
Wanda the Mystical
Part 53: Trash Panda
Part 54: New Phone Who Dis
Part 55 (Natasha, Tony, and Steve): You're Dead and I'm Fabulous
The End

Part 38: This Might As Well Be Amazon.com

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Natasha to Steve 

Natasha: Steve, here's some more chocolate. :( 

Steve: Seriously, I'm fine. 

Natasha: Chocolate. Take it. 

Steve: Julian and I broke up on good terms. We're still really good friends. 

Natasha: Still. 

Steve: It's been weeks... 

Natasha: Shush. 

Steve: We both kind of liked other people... 

Natasha: Yeah, shush. 

Natasha: WAIT WHO DO YOU LIKE NOW?! 

Steve: Please stop 

Natasha: WHO?! 

Steve: If you don't stop, then I'm going to tell everybody about how you broke up with Bruce and you're dating Clint. 

Natasha: GACK NO 

Natasha: IT'S A SECRET 

Steve: And so is who I like. 

Natasha: . 

Steve: Go back to the group chat, you nosy weirdo.

Natasha: Is it someone I know?

Steve: Be quiet. 

Natasha: DOES HE HAVE LONG AND FLOWING BROWN LOCKS OF HAIR

Steve: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS 

Natasha: AND A METAL ARM?! 

Steve: GO BACK TO THE GROUP CHAT NOW, YOU OVERRATED SPIDER 

Natasha: I SHIP ITTTT


Group Chat

Steve: Natasha needs to stop

Natasha: No I don't.

Clint: Steve be quiet.

Natasha: Thanks, bae.

Natasha: ❤

Clint: Both of you shush

Natasha: 💔

Pietro: Guys you need to stop this important

Tony: Yeah, there are a lot of dead people.

Bruce: Wait, what?

Thor: THAT STRIKES ME AS SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE SLIGHTLY PROBLEMATIC

Tony: DUDE IT'S BEEN LIKE 38 CHAPTERS ALREADY, CAN YOU CHILL ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK

Thor: I REFUSE

Wanda: If you don't shut up, I'll make you shut up 

Pietro: Please don't tick her off any more 

Tony: She might actually kill someone 

Wanda: IT'S MY LIFE 

Tony: I DON'T WANT TO DIE 

Wanda: THAT'S NOT FOR YOU TO DECIDE 

Tony: THEN WHO'S DECISION IS IT 

Wanda: THE AUTHOR, YOU TWIT 

Wanda: NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS 

Clint: To defeat the Huns 

Bruce: Get out of my sight. 

Clint: Why am I in your sight 

Bruce: Security cameras 

Clint: Shit 

Natasha: Caw caw 

Steve: Why do you always do this? 

Bucky: Steeeeeeeeve 

Steve: Yeah? 

Bucky: i can't figure out how to use the heart emoji help me 

Pietro: Why would you need that? 

Bucky: why are you here? 

Steve: Bucky this isn't the private text. 

Bucky: oh 

Clint: I'm confused 

Natasha: >:) 

Clint: Eh. Do you want to come over and watch Mean Girls and Hunger Games 

Wanda: Can I come 

Clint: Sure 

Steve: Wait, where's Peter? 

Tony: He's in the hospital 

Pietro: We have to be nice to him 

Bruce: What happened to him? 

Tony: Well, he was the first person to learn a lesson 

Wanda: You guys have been texting in life or death situations 

Pietro: It finally caught up with him 

Pietro: Did I mention all of you are stupid? 

Pietro: Like, how are you even still alive 

Clint: Yeesh 

Clint: How ARE we still alive 

Thor: I AM TOO FABULOUS TO DIE! 

Natasha: I'm too awesome to die. 

Steve: Supersoldier thing, I guess? 

Bruce: Smashy smash smash smash?? 

Clint: I should be dead by now 

Wanda: Clint is the only honest one 

Clint: True, true. 

Bucky: so steve i found the private chat when's our date 

Steve: ... 

Steve: Oh dear




So did your shipping dreams come true? I hope so. Characters though! There will be more of them!!! Jessica Jones next, perhaps?? I'm going to add in Sam and some other characters as soon as I see Civil War and Ant Man. Somehow I STILL haven't seen Ant Man. O.O I'm pathetic 

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