Natasha: OH MY GOD TONY WHERE ARE YOU
Tony: Buying as much silver as possible.
Steve: ... Why, may I ask?
Tony: Well...
Steve: Um.
Tony: To protect myself against werewolves.
Steve: ...
Steve: What?
Bruce: Tony, werewolves don't exist.
Tony: THEY EXIST
Bruce: You're being a little bit unreasonable.
Tony: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW
Steve: Well, I do know that you've apparently gone crazy.
Natasha: Nerd.
Steve: Are you talking to me or Tony...?
Natasha: Originally just Tony, but hey, why not. Both of you. Nerds.
Clint: Tony, you still there?
Clint: Tony?
Clint: Um
Bruce: What did you do to him?
Steve: What?
Bruce: He's hiding under my bed again.
Natasha: Mwahahaha.
Bruce: NATASHA
Natasha: Yes?
Bruce: What did you do.
Natasha: Nooooothing
Steve: OOOOOOH
Steve: IS IT
Steve: IS IT THE THING
Natasha: Yes, yes it is. Shh.
Steve: Got it.
Thor: THE MAN OF IRON HAS FLED TO ME SEEKING REFUGE
Thor: WHAT SHALL I DO
Bruce: I don't know.
Steve: Feed him a poptart and pat him on the head.
Clint: Make him build you a new cell phone without a caps lock function.
Natasha: Kick him out a window.
Bruce: That went from 1 to 100 REALLY fast.
Natasha: Git rekt.
Tony: DON'T HURT MEEEEE
Natasha: I REFUSE
Steve: Natasha, no.
Natasha: Natasha, yes.
Thor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tony: I'M GOING TO DIE
Bruce: What is going on?!
Steve: Damn it, Natasha.
Natasha: Mwahahaha
Clint: I'm really confused, so I think that I'll go back to my nest now.
Natasha: Clint, I need your help.
Clint: MY NEST, THO
Natasha: I'LL TEXT YOU IN A PRIVATE TEXT JUST A MOMENT
Steve: What are you doing, Natasha?
Thor: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Steve: Whatever it is, just smite it.
Thor: IT IS STANDING ON MY PRECIOUS POPTARTS
Steve: Oh my God, Thor. It's not the end of the world.
Thor: THE WORLD IS COLLAPSING AROUND ME
Steve: Stahp
Thor: THERE IS NO REASON TO CONTINUE MY EXISTENCE
Steve: STAHP
Thor: EVERYTHING IS MEANINGLESS
Steve: Thor, do you realize how much you're overreacting?
Tony: HELP ME, THERE'S A WEREWOLF IN MY ROOM AND THOR'S ROCKING BACK IN FORTH IN A BALL ON THE FLOOR, SOBBING
Bruce: I don't think I really WANT to do anything right now. It sounds a little bit weird.
Steve: You can turn into the Hulk, and you think that THAT'S weird?!
Bruce: A god is crying on the floor because a werewolf stepped on his poptart's, and a multibillionare is sitting a pile of silver and wailing like a small child.
Steve: Ah. I see what you mean.
Steve: And Tony IS a small child.
Tony: DISRESPECT
Tony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tony: THERE'S A BIRD
Tony: MOTH
Tony: THING
Tony: HELP
Tony: IT ISN'T AFRAID OF THE SILVER
Steve: What?
Bruce: There's a giance moth in your room?
Tony: WHY WON'T YOU GUYS BELIEVE ME
Natasha: Seriously, a giant moth? That's stupid.
Steve: Natasha what did you do.
Natasha: I didn't do anything.
Bruce: Natasha.
Natasha: Seriously, I didn't actually do anything!
Steve: We all know that you're extremely good at lying.
Natasha: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR
Steve: Yes.
Natasha: HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
Tony: MOTH
Fury: ALL OF YOU
Fury: WHY DID A GIANT MOTH JUST BREAK INTO MY OFFICE A FEW MINUTES AGO
Clint: I have no idea.
Fury: BARTON, WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU
Clint: Nowhere...?
Natasha: Dude, you need to learn how to lie.
Fury: TELL ME THAT YOU DID NOT JUST DRESS AS A GIANT MOTH AND BREAK INTO MY OFFICE
Tony: THE MOTH IS TEXTING
Clint: No I'm not
Clint: I MEAN
Clint: NO IT'S NOT
Clint: IT, I MEANT IT
Fury: BARTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natasha: CLINT
Clint: IT WAS YOUR IDEA
Natasha: HUSH
Steve: Oh my god.
Clint: DON'T KILL ME PLEASE
Fury: THAT'S IT
-Fury has left the chat-
Clint: Wait, what?
Clint: OH NO
Clint: DON'T GTFRHGJKJHGYHBGBHYU
-Clint has left the chat-
Bruce: Oh dear.