Natasha: STEVE WE KNOW WHO YOUR BOYFRIEND IS
Steve: ?!
Steve: THOR!!!!!!!!!!!
Thor: DO NOT KILL ME, PLEASE
Steve: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE
Steve: SERIOUSLY
Steve: I BRIBED YOU
Thor: CAPTAIN OF AMERICA, THIS DEED WAS NOT DONE BY ME
Thor: I AM HONORABLE
Steve: THEN WHO TOLD THEM
Natasha: It wasn't his fault, in all fairness
Steve: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
Clint: The baby is bad at keeping secrets.
Thor: I WILL SMITE THEE
Steve: THOR WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME
Steve: I'M SO TIRED OF MOVING TO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
Natasha: You don't have to move.
Natasha: ... You just have to let us meet your boyfriend.
Natasha: Because otherwise we'll chase you down with machine guns and you'll have to find a country that we don't know about, because we WILL find you.
Steve: You're a pest.
Natasha: LANGUAGE
Steve: OH DEAR GOD
Tony: Hey guys, guess what?
Bruce: What is it?
Tony: I found his boyfriend
Natasha: WHAT
Clint: WHAT
Bruce: WHAT
Thor: WHAT
Steve: WHAT THE HECK
Natasha: BOYFRIEND
Steve: SHUT UP
Natasha: I REFUSE
Steve: GO MOVE TO AUSTRALIA
Natasha: WHY AUSTRALIA
Steve: I HOPE A KANGAROO POOPS ON YOUR HAIR
Natasha: STEVE WHAT THE HELL KIND OF INSULT IS THAT
Steve: YOUR HAIR WOULDN'T BE SO PRETTY THEN, WOULD IT?!
Natasha: DO NOT INSULT MY HAIR, PEASANT!!!!!
Clint: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT
Bruce: Hey, woah, calm down, you guys.
Thor: THE INSULTS HAVE BEEN THROWN
Tony: IS EVERYBODY JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT I AM HIDING IN THE RAFTERS OF A TARGET STORE AND SPYING ON STEVE'S BOYFRIEND
Tony: WHO, BY THE WAY, IS NAMED JULIAN
Natasha: DO WE KNOW HIM
Tony: NO IT'S JUST A RANDOM GUY FROM TARGET
Clint: Wait, so Iron Man is just casually hiding in the rafters of Target
Tony: THAT'S NOT THE POINT, BIRDBRAIN
Steve: LEAVE JULIAN ALONE
Natasha: SO HIS NAME IS JULIAN
Thor: I DID NOTHING
Bruce: Wait, does Target even have rafters?
Steve: JUST LEAVE ME AND MY BOYFRIEND ALONE
Clint: You can't tell me what to do, Mr. Fancy Pants.
Tony: GO BACK TO YOUR NEST
Thor: DOES ANYBODY WISH TO PLAY JUST DANCE?
Bruce: Is nobody going to answer me about the rafters?
Tony: I MADE RAFTERS
Natasha: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING
Bruce: You just casually installed rafters into a Target store? How...?
Clint: I DO WHAT I WANNA
Steve: LIKE I'D TELL YOU ANYTHING
Thor: I WISH TO KNOW THE INFORMATION
Natasha: CLINT DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A NEST
Tony: I BOUGHT THE ENTIRE STORE LAST NIGHT
Clint: Yes, it's very pretty.
Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Bruce: You bought the entire story just so you could spy on Steve's boyfriend?
Thor: JUST DANCE TIS THE BEST OF GAMES!
Steve: THE FLOOR JUST CAVED IN
Bruce: Tony you can't do that.
Natasha: THOOOOR
Clint: I have, like, a TV and everything inside of it.
Tony: GUYS HE JUST HELPED SOMEBODY BUY A PACKAGE OF FLOUR
Steve: GUYS DOES NOBODY JUST CARE THAT THOR JUST DESTROYED AN ENTIRE FLOOR OF THIS PLACE
Natasha: Oooh, a TV?
Bruce: What does flour have to do with anything?
Pepper: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
Tony: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
Maria: MY PHONE IS EXPLODING
Clint: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Steve: NOBODY CARES IF MY BOYFRIEND IS HELPING SOMEBODY BUY A PACKAGE OF FLOUR THAT'S HIS JOB
Pepper: Wait what
Maria: Tell me I'm not the only confused person here.
Steve: GO BACK TO YOUR JOBS
Thor: I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR DESTROYING SEVERAL FLOORS
Natasha: STEVE THIS IS YOUR FAULT
Steve: MY fault?!
Bruce: Why is Thor screaming... again...
Clint: I think that he broke the ceiling and fell into Fury's office...
Tony: Oh no.
Steve: IS IT POSSIBLE TO MOVE TO THE MOON
Fury: YOU ARE ALL GROUNDED YOU LITTLE [ CENSORED ]
Tony: Wait what
-Fury has closed the chat-
I just really love it when these just descend into confusion and panic. It's so fun.