Tony: GUYS, I HAVE NEWS
Tony: IT'S HUGE
Tony: THE BIGGEST NEWS I'VE EVER HEARD OF
Tony: LIKE, EVER
Natasha: Tony, I doubt that.
Bruce: I'm trying to work here.
Tony: I'M NOT KIDDING!
Steve: No.
Tony: IT'S ABOUT STEVE
Steve: No it isn't.
Clint: Well, that's suspicious.
Steve: Hover Pants, Birdbrain, be quiet.
Clint: Those nicknames really don't work.
Steve: But they fit so well.
Clint: You nicknamed me 'Birdbrain', moron. Did you expect me to be happy about that?
Steve: You could at least thank me.
Clint: Thank you?! Are you kidding me?
Steve: Go back to your nest. This group text needs to be closed.
Tony: NEVERRRRRRRR
Steve: TONY SHUT UP OR I WILL TAKE MY SHIELD
Tony: Please don't finish that sentence.
Steve: If you keep on talking, then I will not only finish the sentence, I will make sure that it comes true.
Tony: No, you won't.
Steve: Don't risk it.
Natasha: Well now I have to know. What is it, Tony?
Steve: TONY DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE
Tony: STEVE'S DATING SOMEONE
Steve: TONY WHY
Natasha: OHMYGODSLAKUSDLKHJ
Clint: Is this a joke
Bruce: WHAT???!!!!!!
Natasha: HOW
Natasha: HE
Natasha: WHAT
Natasha: AS;LDKFJLUIERFJK SDLK;JF A;L
Tony: I KNOW RIGHT
Bruce: When did this happen??!!
Clint: I think this is a joke
Natasha: STEVE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!!!
Tony: I THINK SO I SAW THEM TOGETHER
Clint: This is a joke
Steve: TONY I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
Tony: I DON'T CARE, YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Steve: Believe what you will.
Tony: I SAW YOU HUGGING AND YOU KISSED HER ON THE CHEEK
Steve: Like I said, believe what you want to believe...
Clint: Haha this joke is so funny
Natasha: I SHIP ITTTTTTTTT
Tony: STOP DENYING THIS
Steve: I never denied it.
Tony: WELL THEN WHAT THE HECK DID YOU MEAN?
Steve: IT'S JUST A CRUSH OK
Natasha: OHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Steve: THEY ACTUALLY ACCEPTED THAT I'M LIKE 93
Tony: OH MY GOSH WHAT'S HER NAME
Steve: Erm
Tony: C'MON, JUST TELL US
Bruce: Yeah, we already know.
Tony: Fine, I'll send the picture that I took.
Steve: NONONONONODON'TPLEASE
Natasha: SEND ITTTTTT
-Tony has sent a picture-
Clint: Jokes
Natasha: EVIDENCE
Steve: Please take that down
Bruce: Aww, you're blushing.
Steve: How do you even know that?!
Bruce: Revenge
Steve: OH JEEZ YOU'RE RIGHT BEHIND ME
Bruce: Revenge
Natasha: Wait there's something wrong with that picture...
Clint: Funny funny joke joke
Natasha: No, who is that?
Natasha: They look... well, a bit weird?
Tony: Hey, he finally found a girlfriend. Don't judge.
Natasha: No, that's not what... I mean, that doesn't even look like...
Natasha: HOLY [ CENSORED ] SHIT
Steve: Oh no
Steve: Time for me to move far, far, away.
Tony: What is it?
Bruce: Yeah, what is it?
Clint: This is totally a joke
Natasha: THAT'S A GUY
Tony: WHAT THE HECK OH MY GOD
Clint: Jokes
Bruce: I was NOT expecting that
Natasha: But... Peggy!
Steve: IT'S 2015 IT'S PERFECTLY FINE TO LIKE GIRLS AND GUYS
Clint: Why are you guys still joking
Tony: I REALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THAT BUT NEW OTP GUYS ARE YOU WITH ME
Steve: Goodbye I'm going to go move to a different country again
Steve: Or close the group chat, whichever comes first
Tony: I'm going to go talk to him
Bruce: No showing the world that picture
Tony: Awww
Natasha: Tony they may be adorable together but no
Tony: BUT THEY'RE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE
Natasha: I KNOW BUT THE ENTIRE WORLD DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW
Bruce: I want to find out who it is.
Natasha: Yeah same.
-Natasha has left the chat-
-Tony has left the chat-
-Bruce has left the chat-
Clint: Wait
Clint: OMG YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY KIDDING
Honestly I don't know why I did this but
He was single
And
Ships
And don't ask me who his boyfriend is because honestly right now I don't know
Hush
Just ship it
You're welcome
I need sleep