Avengers Texts

By unchartedoceans

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Steve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is... More

Part 1: A Group Chat Is Born
Part 2: Tony... Why...
Part 3: Civil War
Part 4: Talk To Text (Tweet Chirp CAW)
Part 5: Brother Of Mine
Part 6: Caps Lock
Part 7: Kitten
Part 8: Tony's Bar
Part 9: Pop tarts
Part 10: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Part 11: Toast and Tony the Jerk
Part 13: #Swag, yo (Natasha to Steve)
Part 15: Tony. No.
Part 16: Believe It Or Not
Part 17, Tony to Steve: Trees
Part 18: Thor's Fabulous Hair
Part 19: Baes and Rooftops
Part 20: Time For You All To Hate Me :)
Part 21: Tony to Bruce: Thou Sticky Fingered Weasel Butt
Part 22: Texting and Flying
Part 23, Bucky to Steve: General Confusion and Overall Mayhem
Part 24, Steve to Natasha: It's Almost Christmas! (a.k.a Stress)
Part 25: Steve's Butt, As Discussed By Maria and Natasha. And Occasionally Tony.
Part 26, Tony to Natasha: Sleep Deprived Insanity
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Part 27: That Guy From Target
Part 28: I Tried To Name This But It's Really Just Complete Chaos, So... Yeah.
Part 29: Giant Moths and Lots and Lots of Silver
Part 30: False Accusations and a Very, VERY Drunk Bird.
Part 31: Julian From Target 2k16 (the Avengers OTP Club is Formed)
Part 32: Thor Discovers Disney + I add a gazillion new characters to this
Part 33: Spider Disgrace and Cinderella
Part 34: Discussing Spiderman's Butt
Part 35: The Flu
Part 36: The Pros and Cons of a Pet
The 56 Avengers Cats
Part 38: This Might As Well Be Amazon.com
Part 39: Emergency Discussion
Part 40: Shh, No More Tears
Part 41, Thor to Tony: Mystical Forces of... Lawnmowers?
Part 42: 100 of Thor's Notes About Earth
Part 43: I MUST COMPLETELY DEMOLISH THE 4TH WALL
Part 45: 50 More Life Rules For Thor (And A Referenced Event)
A HECKIN' 50K READS
Part 46: It's Time To Talk About Cheese
Part 47: Natasha Finds a New Child
Part 48: Science Is Cool
Part 49: All Of The Sweaters
Part 50: Stop Monkeying Around
Part 51, Tony, Steve, and Peter: Warning- Plums and Puns Ahead
Part 52: Battle of the Magical Fairy Princes
Wanda the Mystical
Part 53: Trash Panda
Part 54: New Phone Who Dis
Part 55 (Natasha, Tony, and Steve): You're Dead and I'm Fabulous
The End

Part 12: Fury-ous About Glitter

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By unchartedoceans

Steve: Tony, why are there  lights all over the place? 

Tony: CHRISTMAS!!! 

Steve: Ok... 1. Some people don't celebrate Christmas, and 2. IT'S DECEMBER 1ST. 

Tony: ... 

Tony: Happy Holiday lights, then. 

Tony: And as for your second point... yeah, it's December 1st, your point is? 

Bruce: Bit pathetic, Tony. 

Tony: Much betrayal, very hurt. 

Natasha: Aww, come on, Bruce, it's December. 

Natasha: CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS 

Steve: What? 

Natasha: CHRISTMAAAAAAAAS 

Steve: Why. Just why. 

Natasha: Tweet chirp caaaaaw. 

Clint: That's getting really old, you know... 

Natasha: Oh, be quiet. 

-Clint has sent a picture- 

Natasha: Tinsel! 

Tony: Spirit! 

Bruce: I can deal with this. 

Steve: It. Is. December. 1st. 

Natasha: Nice hat, Clint. 

Clint: I gave one to everybody. 

Steve: Everybody? 

Clint: Including Fury. 

Steve: Hahaha, no you didn't. 

Clint: I did. 

Steve: You do realize that he would NEVER wear anything like that, right? 

Clint: His eye patch is even decorated with glitter. 

Tony: The mental image is hilarious and I'm dying. 

Clint: No, seriously. 

Natasha: I thought you were smarter than this. Birdbrain. 

Clint: Smarter than what? 

Natasha: Trying to lie to us like that. 

Clint: I'm not! 

Steve: Yeah... you are... 

Clint: I never said that he put it on himself. 

Bruce: OOOOOH 

Clint: Superglue helped a lot. 

Tony: You didn't... 

Clint: He still can't get it off. 

Tony: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY DID 

Natasha: I need photographic evidence, ahem. 

-Clint has sent a picture- 

Natasha: OH MY GOD 

Natasha: I'M CRYING HELP 

Bruce: I JUST FELL OVER 

Steve: I'M DYING 

Tony: SPIRIT 

Steve: I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL FESTIVE NOW 

Clint: I have succeeded in my mission. 

Tony: To what, kill us all? 

Clint: No, to get Steve to be festive. 

Steve: Festive 

Steve: Much festive very wow 

Natasha: Steve, have you been looking at memes again... 

Steve: Uh... maybe... 

Clint: Gosh darn it Steve. 

Steve: DANK MEMES YO 

Natasha: IT'S TOO LATE 

Steve: There's no going back. 

Tony: STEVE, NOOOOO 

Bruce: NOT THE MEMES 

Steve: All the memes 

-Steve has sent a picture- 

Steve: Look, a rare pepe. 

Tony: NOOOOOOOOOOOO 

-Steve has sent a picture- 

-Steve has sent a picture- 

-Steve has sent a picture- 

-Steve has sent a picture- 

-Steve has sent a picture- 

Tony: GOODBYE, WORLD! 

Tony: I MUST DO THIS FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD 

-The chat has been closed-

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