Steve: Tony, why are there lights all over the place?
Tony: CHRISTMAS!!!
Steve: Ok... 1. Some people don't celebrate Christmas, and 2. IT'S DECEMBER 1ST.
Tony: ...
Tony: Happy Holiday lights, then.
Tony: And as for your second point... yeah, it's December 1st, your point is?
Bruce: Bit pathetic, Tony.
Tony: Much betrayal, very hurt.
Natasha: Aww, come on, Bruce, it's December.
Natasha: CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS
Steve: What?
Natasha: CHRISTMAAAAAAAAS
Steve: Why. Just why.
Natasha: Tweet chirp caaaaaw.
Clint: That's getting really old, you know...
Natasha: Oh, be quiet.
-Clint has sent a picture-
Natasha: Tinsel!
Tony: Spirit!
Bruce: I can deal with this.
Steve: It. Is. December. 1st.
Natasha: Nice hat, Clint.
Clint: I gave one to everybody.
Steve: Everybody?
Clint: Including Fury.
Steve: Hahaha, no you didn't.
Clint: I did.
Steve: You do realize that he would NEVER wear anything like that, right?
Clint: His eye patch is even decorated with glitter.
Tony: The mental image is hilarious and I'm dying.
Clint: No, seriously.
Natasha: I thought you were smarter than this. Birdbrain.
Clint: Smarter than what?
Natasha: Trying to lie to us like that.
Clint: I'm not!
Steve: Yeah... you are...
Clint: I never said that he put it on himself.
Bruce: OOOOOH
Clint: Superglue helped a lot.
Tony: You didn't...
Clint: He still can't get it off.
Tony: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY DID
Natasha: I need photographic evidence, ahem.
-Clint has sent a picture-
Natasha: OH MY GOD
Natasha: I'M CRYING HELP
Bruce: I JUST FELL OVER
Steve: I'M DYING
Tony: SPIRIT
Steve: I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL FESTIVE NOW
Clint: I have succeeded in my mission.
Tony: To what, kill us all?
Clint: No, to get Steve to be festive.
Steve: Festive
Steve: Much festive very wow
Natasha: Steve, have you been looking at memes again...
Steve: Uh... maybe...
Clint: Gosh darn it Steve.
Steve: DANK MEMES YO
Natasha: IT'S TOO LATE
Steve: There's no going back.
Tony: STEVE, NOOOOO
Bruce: NOT THE MEMES
Steve: All the memes
-Steve has sent a picture-
Steve: Look, a rare pepe.
Tony: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Tony: GOODBYE, WORLD!
Tony: I MUST DO THIS FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD
-The chat has been closed-