Avengers Texts

By unchartedoceans

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Steve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is... More

Part 1: A Group Chat Is Born
Part 2: Tony... Why...
Part 3: Civil War
Part 4: Talk To Text (Tweet Chirp CAW)
Part 5: Brother Of Mine
Part 6: Caps Lock
Part 7: Kitten
Part 8: Tony's Bar
Part 10: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Part 11: Toast and Tony the Jerk
Part 12: Fury-ous About Glitter
Part 13: #Swag, yo (Natasha to Steve)
Part 15: Tony. No.
Part 16: Believe It Or Not
Part 17, Tony to Steve: Trees
Part 18: Thor's Fabulous Hair
Part 19: Baes and Rooftops
Part 20: Time For You All To Hate Me :)
Part 21: Tony to Bruce: Thou Sticky Fingered Weasel Butt
Part 22: Texting and Flying
Part 23, Bucky to Steve: General Confusion and Overall Mayhem
Part 24, Steve to Natasha: It's Almost Christmas! (a.k.a Stress)
Part 25: Steve's Butt, As Discussed By Maria and Natasha. And Occasionally Tony.
Part 26, Tony to Natasha: Sleep Deprived Insanity
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Part 27: That Guy From Target
Part 28: I Tried To Name This But It's Really Just Complete Chaos, So... Yeah.
Part 29: Giant Moths and Lots and Lots of Silver
Part 30: False Accusations and a Very, VERY Drunk Bird.
Part 31: Julian From Target 2k16 (the Avengers OTP Club is Formed)
Part 32: Thor Discovers Disney + I add a gazillion new characters to this
Part 33: Spider Disgrace and Cinderella
Part 34: Discussing Spiderman's Butt
Part 35: The Flu
Part 36: The Pros and Cons of a Pet
The 56 Avengers Cats
Part 38: This Might As Well Be Amazon.com
Part 39: Emergency Discussion
Part 40: Shh, No More Tears
Part 41, Thor to Tony: Mystical Forces of... Lawnmowers?
Part 42: 100 of Thor's Notes About Earth
Part 43: I MUST COMPLETELY DEMOLISH THE 4TH WALL
Part 45: 50 More Life Rules For Thor (And A Referenced Event)
A HECKIN' 50K READS
Part 46: It's Time To Talk About Cheese
Part 47: Natasha Finds a New Child
Part 48: Science Is Cool
Part 49: All Of The Sweaters
Part 50: Stop Monkeying Around
Part 51, Tony, Steve, and Peter: Warning- Plums and Puns Ahead
Part 52: Battle of the Magical Fairy Princes
Wanda the Mystical
Part 53: Trash Panda
Part 54: New Phone Who Dis
Part 55 (Natasha, Tony, and Steve): You're Dead and I'm Fabulous
The End

Part 9: Pop tarts

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By unchartedoceans

Tony: My head hurts :( :( :( 

Bruce: That is 100% your own fault 

Natasha: My head hurts, too... 

Bruce: That is 100% Tony's fault. 

Tony: It's not my fault she has a hangover. 

Bruce: Yes it is. 

Tony: Stop blaming me. >.<

Bruce: Ok, you've been through enough. 

Tony: I know, hangovers are horrible. 

Bruce: I'm not talking about that. 

Tony: Then what are you talking about? 

Bruce: Nothing. 

Tony: What are you talking about? 

Clint: will you guys please shut up, the phone notifications are painful 

Tony: No. 

Natasha: Turn the sound off. 

Clint: i'm too lazy 

Natasha: seriously? 

Clint: Aaaaaaargh 

Thor: AAAAAAARGH 

Natasha: Even caps lock seems too loud 

Natasha: And my social media notifications are driving me insane 

Natasha: I'm going to turn the dang things off 

Natasha: ಥ_ಥ 

Clint: me too 

Tony: I don't want to check them. 

Bruce: Good idea. You guys just sleep. I have to go do a thing. 

Tony: Wait... 

Bruce: Bye! 

Clint: Where's Steve? 

Steve: Nowhere. 

Clint: Hi, Steve. 

Tony: Banner, get back here 

Bruce: Sorry, I'm heading to a foreign country, can't talk. 

Tony: You were the only one sober last night, what did you do? 

Bruce: Um, Steve? 

Tony: You too, Steve. 

Steve: I have to go, too. 

Tony: Damn it, Steve, what did you do?! 

Steve: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Natasha: Steve whyyyy 

Steve: Natasha, it didn't even involve you. 

Natasha: Good, then I don't care. 

Tony: Steeeeeeve! 

Steve: Bye! 

Tony: Where are you going? 

Steve: I have a date. 

Tony: Oh now I KNOW that you're lying, what the hell did you do 

Steve: I'm not lying. 

Tony: Steve. 

Steve: OK OK OK FINE 

Tony: What. Did. You. And. Bruce. Do. 

Steve: Bruce, are there any more seats on that plane? 

Bruce: Hurry. Don't bother to pack anything. Just run. 

Steve: Go to go, have a plane to catch. 

Tony: Ok, just wait, Pepper's calling me... 

Bruce: Are you coming or not? 

Thor: MAKE THE SMALL ELECTRONIC DEVICE BE QUIET!! 

-Thor has left the chat- 

Steve: His phone just fell past my window, so I'm guessing he threw it. 

Natasha: oh not again 

Clint: Waaah 

Natasha: Hush, child. 

Clint: ... Child? 

Natasha: Hush. 

Tony: GUYS 

Steve: Uh oh. 

Tony: WHY IS PEPPER YELLING AT ME FOR KISSING THOR 

Bruce: No idea what you're talking about. 

Steve: I'm headed to the plane right now. 

Tony: AAAAHH 

Bruce: Get out of there before he blows up the building. 

Tony: You filmed us while we were drunk?! 

Tony: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve: Look, it's not OUR fault you kissed Thor. 

Steve: And we did go and make sure you were ok. 

Bruce: At least Thor won't get in trouble. 

Tony: That's because he smacked me into a wall three seconds later! 

Steve: Also not our fault. 

Bruce: The plane's leaving soon... 

Steve: I'm there right now. 

Natasha: Haha, Tony's a loser. 

Tony: Natasha stahp 

Natasha: no. 

Bruce: Bye, guys. 

Tony: AAAARGH 

-Tony has left the chat- 

Natasha: Tony? 

Natasha: You there? 

Natasha: Well darn 

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