Tony: My head hurts :( :( :(
Bruce: That is 100% your own fault
Natasha: My head hurts, too...
Bruce: That is 100% Tony's fault.
Tony: It's not my fault she has a hangover.
Bruce: Yes it is.
Tony: Stop blaming me. >.<
Bruce: Ok, you've been through enough.
Tony: I know, hangovers are horrible.
Bruce: I'm not talking about that.
Tony: Then what are you talking about?
Bruce: Nothing.
Tony: What are you talking about?
Clint: will you guys please shut up, the phone notifications are painful
Tony: No.
Natasha: Turn the sound off.
Clint: i'm too lazy
Natasha: seriously?
Clint: Aaaaaaargh
Thor: AAAAAAARGH
Natasha: Even caps lock seems too loud
Natasha: And my social media notifications are driving me insane
Natasha: I'm going to turn the dang things off
Natasha: ಥ_ಥ
Clint: me too
Tony: I don't want to check them.
Bruce: Good idea. You guys just sleep. I have to go do a thing.
Tony: Wait...
Bruce: Bye!
Clint: Where's Steve?
Steve: Nowhere.
Clint: Hi, Steve.
Tony: Banner, get back here
Bruce: Sorry, I'm heading to a foreign country, can't talk.
Tony: You were the only one sober last night, what did you do?
Bruce: Um, Steve?
Tony: You too, Steve.
Steve: I have to go, too.
Tony: Damn it, Steve, what did you do?!
Steve: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Natasha: Steve whyyyy
Steve: Natasha, it didn't even involve you.
Natasha: Good, then I don't care.
Tony: Steeeeeeve!
Steve: Bye!
Tony: Where are you going?
Steve: I have a date.
Tony: Oh now I KNOW that you're lying, what the hell did you do
Steve: I'm not lying.
Tony: Steve.
Steve: OK OK OK FINE
Tony: What. Did. You. And. Bruce. Do.
Steve: Bruce, are there any more seats on that plane?
Bruce: Hurry. Don't bother to pack anything. Just run.
Steve: Go to go, have a plane to catch.
Tony: Ok, just wait, Pepper's calling me...
Bruce: Are you coming or not?
Thor: MAKE THE SMALL ELECTRONIC DEVICE BE QUIET!!
-Thor has left the chat-
Steve: His phone just fell past my window, so I'm guessing he threw it.
Natasha: oh not again
Clint: Waaah
Natasha: Hush, child.
Clint: ... Child?
Natasha: Hush.
Tony: GUYS
Steve: Uh oh.
Tony: WHY IS PEPPER YELLING AT ME FOR KISSING THOR
Bruce: No idea what you're talking about.
Steve: I'm headed to the plane right now.
Tony: AAAAHH
Bruce: Get out of there before he blows up the building.
Tony: You filmed us while we were drunk?!
Tony: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Look, it's not OUR fault you kissed Thor.
Steve: And we did go and make sure you were ok.
Bruce: At least Thor won't get in trouble.
Tony: That's because he smacked me into a wall three seconds later!
Steve: Also not our fault.
Bruce: The plane's leaving soon...
Steve: I'm there right now.
Natasha: Haha, Tony's a loser.
Tony: Natasha stahp
Natasha: no.
Bruce: Bye, guys.
Tony: AAAARGH
-Tony has left the chat-
Natasha: Tony?
Natasha: You there?
Natasha: Well darn