Clint: I hate to ask, but are u ok, Tony?
Clint: And seriously I hate to ask
Clint: I'm hating myself for asking that's how much I hate to ask
Tony: No, I'm not road rage
Natasha: ???
Tony: I'm using talk to pez
Bruce: Why are you using talk to text?
Tony: Because I'm still in the stupid hospital
Tony: Thanks a LOTTERY, Steve
Steve: You'd think that a tech genius would have a better talk to text thing? I mean I'm just saying?
Tony: I'm using Pepper's phone because you mashed mine
Steve: Yeah well you kinda deserved it
Tony: I bib not you jerk
Natasha: Oh lordie loo
Natasha: Get a keyboard
Tony: No!
Steve: Do you want to get your face smashed into a wall again
Steve: get a keyboard, Hover Pants
Thor: OOHH!!!!
Thor: HUMOR!!!!
Tony: Putt up, Thor. You're not funny.
Bruce: If you're using Pepper's phone then why does it still say 'Tony'
Tony: I act her phone.
Natasha: If you can hack your girlfriend's phone, you can use a frickin' keyboard
Tony: Mine...
Natasha: I literally can't understand anything you are trying to say rn
Natasha: And I'm actually making an attempt to understand you instead of just ignoring you as usual
Tony: MINE, I SAID FINE! FINE! I'LL BE QUITE BACK!
Thor: YOUR MAJESTY, MAY I HAVE A POP OF TART?
Steve: Who's 'Your Majesty?'
Natasha: -.- No, you can't, did you not learn your lesson
Steve: Oh.
Thor: PLEASE, DO NOT KILL ME!
Natasha: Buy your own damn pop tarts
Clint: Natasha, give it a rest
Natasha: NO.
Clint: You sound like Tony
Clint: And we all know that's not a good thing
Natasha: I do what I want
Clint: Chill the frick out, Nat
Natasha: NO! (ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ )
Bruce: Really, please just calm down. I'll bring you coffee, ok?
Natasha: Ok.
Clint: ?!
Clint: really bro?!
Natasha: Shhh, birdbrain. Go back to your nest.
Clint: I feel betrayed on a personal level
Clint: This can't be fixed
Clint: There's a hole in my heart that can't be filled
Clint: all because of your bETRAYAL
Natasha: Tweet twitter chirp tweet.
Clint: Aww screw you
Natasha: CAAAAAAAAW! CAW CAW CAW SCREEEEEECH!
Steve: Isn't friendship magical?
Natasha: Caw.
Clint: Stop mocking me, tarantula -.-
Natasha: SCREEEEEEEECH *infuriated cawing*
Steve: It's there and then it goes away
Bruce: Jeez, guys, I went to give Natasha coffee and you turned her into a bird? What the heck?
Tony: Relax, I'm sure that your girlfriend'll be just fine.
Bruce: Stop.
Natasha: TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! *angry flapping*
Thor: YOUR MAJESTY, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU A GIFT TO PREVENT MY IMMINENT DEATH.
Natasha: Twitter?
Thor: WHY ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO IMITATE THE CALLS OF FEATHERED, FLIGHTY ANIMALS?
Steve: She's imitating Clint.
Clint: Um?? as the tower's resident bird, I take deep offense to that statement???
Thor: CAPS LOCK ARMY, UNITE AND CONQUER THE PUNY HUMANS!
Steve: Thor, for the last time, NO
Natasha: CHIRP! *Irritated twittering*
Thor: YOUR MAJESTY, THE PRESENT! I HAVE GONE TO GREAT LENGTHS TO GET THIS FOR YOU.
Natasha: Thor what the hell is it
Clint: Thank God, you stopped
Natasha: CAAAAAAAAW
Clint: Well shit.
Thor: IT IS... A STREAMER OF THE FINEST PAPER!
Thor:
Natasha: Thor what the actual fuck
Thor: IT IS MAGICAL, IS IT NOT?
Natasha: It's a roll of toilet paper.
Steve: Thor... wow...
Clint: ...
Tony: Nice job, Thor, nice job.
Thor: DO YOU LIKE IT?
Bruce: Well, you really screwed up this time
Natasha: ...
Natasha: Dude.
Natasha: That is literally a roll of toilet paper.
Tony: Wait, does that have my initials on it?
Clint: Oh my God, it does
Thor: I STOLE IT FROM THE MAN OF IRON!
Clint: OH MY GOD IT DOES
Bruce: You stole a roll of toilet paper from Tony?
Steve: Tony has initialed toilet paper?!
Tony: DON'T JUDGE ME OK
Tony: AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS
Natasha: Oops, my finger slipped
Tony: NATASHA WHAT DID YOU DO
Steve: Hey, I got a notification on my phone, from Twitter? What's that mean?
Bruce: Steve, no offense, but... get a life
Steve: And Instagram? Facebook? Snapchat? Tumblr? What are these?
Tony: *cringe*
Tony: Why are you getting so many notifications all of a sudden
Steve: Hey, it's the picture of the toilet paper that Thor took. From BetterThanYou101?
Tony: god DAMN it natasha
Tony: There goes my reputation
Clint: What reputation?
Natasha: Teehee
-Natasha has left the chat-
Steve: I hope she beats Tony up.
Tony: OH COME ON, MAN, I'M ALREADY IN THE HOSPITAL
Steve: You're still here? I thought that you left.
Tony: Why would you think that?
Steve: I naturally assumed that someone had either killed you or you'd fainted
Tony: I don't faint
Steve: Oh, you're right. You assert your manliness by swooning masculinely to the ground
Tony: shuT UP
Clint: Steve, stop being funny. ur too old for that. The author will have to edit your lines
-Natasha has joined the chat-
Natasha: TWEET!
Clint: Oh, not this again.
Natasha: *Disgruntled pecking*
Clint: Oh, how you wound me
Natasha: *Aggressive pecking*
Clint: OH JEEZ WHAT THE HELL NATASHA I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Clint: OW
Clint: I'm dying *dies*
Natasha:
Natasha: Whoops