Natasha: Tony, what is this.
Tony: Chill, spidey. It's just a group text.
Natasha: In the future you really need to refrain from calling me spidey
Tony: sure. spidey.
Natasha: I have a knife and a gun nearby me and I know where you live
Tony: ohgodpleasedon'tkillmeI'msorry
Thor: THE SMALL ELECTRONIC DEVICE HAS INFORMED ME OF A THING CALLED A 'GROUP TEXT'. WHAT IS THIS?
Tony: Dude, turn off the caps lock.
Thor: HOW DO I TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK?
Tony: u press the button next to the keyboard
Thor: BE MORE DESCRIPTIVE, HUMAN
Tony: why do I even bother at this point
Steve: Tony, why does this exist?
Tony: don't insult the group text bro
Steve: You didn't answer my question.
Natasha: I don't think that anybody actually knows why Tony does anything, Steve
Tony: Well, excuse you.
Steve: I mean you're not wrong...
Tony: Steve, im fab as hell and u know it
Steve: You keep on believing that. God forbid you actually deflate your ego 0.2%.
Tony: oh yeah sure, Steve. Ya know maybe you shouldn't be in this group at all, you have better things to do, like figuring out how a toaster works
Thor: I FIND THAT AMUSING.
Natasha: honestly, just appreciate that Steve is actually gaining the ability to tell jokes that are actually funny
Clint: Steve told a funny joke?
Natasha: Scroll up a bit.
Tony: what took you so long to find the group text, Birdbrain?
Clint: This says that you started this five minutes ago, and birdbrain? Rlly?
Tony: ;)
Steve: Please leave me alone.
Bruce: Uh, Tony? You were supposed to be in the lab working on an experiment ten minutes ago...
Tony: Sorry, science bro. Got distracted.
Bruce: Are you seriously late because you started a group chat?
Tony: Would it make you feel better if I said no?
Bruce: No.
Tony: Well, then, sorry, nothing I can do.
Clint: This is why you don't have many friends Tony
Natasha:
Thor: I ALSO FIND THAT AMUSING. HAHA!
Steve: Maybe it also has something to do with the fact that you're an egotistical jerk.
Clint: You're on a roll today, Steve. I think that I can't count the amount of funny jokes you've told on my fingers anymore.
Thor: YOU HUMANS ARE VERY AMUSING!
Tony: 1. Turn off caps lock 2. stop using the word amusing, pls. I'm begging you
Thor: YOU HUMANS ARE VERY MIRTHFUL!
Tony: I
Tony: y'know what
Tony: just go back to amusing
Bruce: Tony, get to the lab right now.
Tony: Jeez, Mr. Grumpy, calm down. I'll be right there.
Bruce: Define 'right there.'
Tony: Is half an hour an acceptable answer?
Bruce: No. It really isn't.
Natasha: Tony for the good of the world LEAVE
Tony: Why so defensive of Bruce?
Natasha: stop
Tony: Somebody's got a cruuuuuuuuush!
Natasha: are you 5
Tony: y e e t