Sunny spotted some kids hanging around a small abandoned building. It appeared that these were The Ruffians.
"Hey, asswipes!" Aubrey shouted suddenly from beside Sunny. Mikhael rushed up next to her.
"This wasn't the plan, but I'm alright this way too."
The kids turned around. Most looked about how Sunny pictured them from Mikhael's drawings and descriptions.
Except for the grand knight guy. He had a helmet on, not a pile of poop.
"Aubrey? Fuck are you doing in Nearburgh?" Carrie asked. Her orange curly hair looked the same as before, but her face looked a lot different, which was obviously expected of someone who he hadn't seen in a decade.
"The fuck you think I'm here for, wannabe scotsman? Is that a skirt or a kilt?" Aubrey asked, motioning to Carrie's admittedly tacky skirt.
"Excuse me, bitch." A taller girl butted in. She had black hair, and an admittedly... "curvier" figure. There wasn't exactly a better way to describe it. Her height made Aubrey look a bit childish in comparison.
"Who the fuck even are you?" Aubrey waved her hands around, her baseball bat just leaning against her leg.
Mikhael rolled his eyes. "That's my ex. She thinks she's hot shit, but she's just shit."
Sunny looked at Mikhael. Sunny then looked at the tall girl comparing Aubrey to the cartoon character "Strawberry Shortcake." Sunny looked back at Mikhael, a bit lost for words.
"How..." Sunny began, before the girl seemed to spot Mikhael. She rushed over, and then... got on her knees pleading..?
"The Maverick! You came for me! I'm so sorry! Take me back, please! I shouldn't've gotten jealous when you got a student! I know you needed to pass on your legacy!"
Sunny's jaw... opened. It wasn't exactly a whole jaw drop, but it was about as much shock as he could show. The idea that it was Mikhael who left her was... ludicrous.
"No, MacKenzie, you proved you couldn't handle The Maverick's lifestyle." Mikhael responded.
The girl ran away crying loudly.
Carrie slapped her forehead, "God damn it, 'Kenni, I thought you were over him."
"Looks like you're short on staff." Aubrey sneered.
"Clean up on Aisle 4!" Vance added.
Angel laughed a bit hard for a joke that mediocre, but humour is subjective, after all.
"Shut up, you whore!" Carrie exclaimed as she swung the golf club at Aubrey.
Aubrey blocked the swing with her bat, and then swung back.
Some of Carrie's friends approached to help, but Mikhael yelled out first.
"C'mon, everyone! We can't let Aubrey fight this alone!"
Kim rushed beside Aubrey, and punched the fat kid approaching to help Carrie.
"Hey, don't hurt him too bad!" Angel called to Kim.
"I'll do what I want!" Kim yelled back.
Vance rushed to the other side of Aubrey, blocking the path of a somewhat muscled boy, likely being Melvin.
"Look man, let's calm down. We can just have a little chat, and-" Vance was interrupted by a punch to the stomach, "Alright, I see how it is." Vance said with a groan, and began to fight with Melvin.
"Here, Sunny, catch!" Mikhael said while he tossed a chef's knife into Sunny's hands.
"Did- did you just throw a knife?" Sunny asked, completely flabbergasted, while holding a knife.
"Yeah, use it if anyone comes at you, you're good with knives!" Mikhael yelled back as he ran towards the weird guy with the knight helmet.
Sunny stared at the two fighting.
"Gwahaha, my greatest enemy, I will strike thee down today, The Maverick!" The Knight proclaimed.
"Jeez, you're so lame!"Mikhael replied, blocking the plastic sword with his wrist. Angel and a girl came along and began cheering on the side lines.
"Yeah! Beat him up, Master!" Angel exclaimed.
"You can defeat him, Sir!" The girl cheered.
"Pfft, your boyfriend will totally lose." Angel smirked.
"Oh yeah? Well your HUSBAND is gonna lose!" She rebuked.
"Your husband and CHILD are both gonna lose." Angel rebutted.
"Your husband and TWO kids!"
"Your husband and THREE KIDS!!"
"FOUR KIDS!"
"FIVE KIDS!"
The two continued increasing the amount of children that were going to be losing to the other's idol.
Meanwhile, the fight continued between the two "mentors."
"Have at thee!" The Grand Knight of Guangdong yelled as he thrust the sword towards Mikhael's stomach.
"The Maverick isn't a coward like you, using your stupid swords." Mikhael remarked while he dodged his attack.
Mikhael kicked The Knight in the shin, making him yelp in pain, before swinging at Mikhael.
Mikhael grabbed the toy sword, hurting his hands a bit.
"Hey, that's not fair, that would've cut you!" The Grand Knight whined.
"Maybe you should've thought of that when you made fun of my friend for being gay, you grand knight of dumbassery." Mikhael replied with agitation.
"Woah, woah, saying a slur like that is a bit extreme." The helmeted boy said raising his hands in front of him.
"What slur... dumbassery?"
"No, no, the other thing."
"Gay?"
"You can't say that, dude, that's, like, offensive to fags."
Mikhael jabbed him in the stomach with the hilt of the sword.
"Get out of here, you fucking idiot." Mikhael said dropping the sword, "You're a waste of my time."
"Bwaha! You fool!" The Grand Knight of Guangdong said as he picked up his sword, and swung at Mikhael again.
Sunny became a bit bored with the spectacle, and looked back to Aubrey and the others fighting, and saw Basil along with Vance still fighting Melvin.
Aubrey was also still having a sword fight with Carrie, and Kim just kept pushing Brandon over.
"Dude, this is sad, please, stop it." Kim flatly said, staring at Brandon trying to get back up again so he could rush at Kim again.
"Don't stop it, Brandon, I need to make sure nobody stops me from killing this bitch." Carrie said with a smug smile.
"Not if I kill you first, bitch!" Aubrey swung at Carrie, who blocked it with her golf club.
Aubrey kicked at Carrie, but Carrie was slightly out of reach. Carrie suddenly swung the golf club at Aubrey, who blocked it again with her baseball bat. Carrie tried to pull it away, but it was stuck between two nails in Aubrey's baseball bat.
Carrie kept trying to pull it out, while Aubrey kept her bat steady. "Looks like your club is stuck, heh."
"You're right." Carrie then let go of her golf club, leading Aubrey to nearly hit herself in the face with her baseball bat.
"Ha, lost your club, what good are you now-" Aubrey felt the golf club's handle hit her over the head after it flipped from the momentum.
The golf club clattered onto the ground, while Aubrey's face went red. "I'm gonna knock some sense into you!" Aubrey screamed and rushed at Carrie.
Suddenly she flinched and clutched her forehead.
"Ghh.. oww... what the fuck was that?"
A quiet thwack sound was heard, and then Kim flinched too, grabbing her shoulder.
"The fuck..?"
"Great timing, Digit." Carrie called out in some direction.
"Ah, it appears our defense has successfully bought enough time. Until next time, The Maverick." The knight announced.
Mikhael looked confused, "The fuck are you talking-" He was apparently hit in the face by something, as he flinch, clutched at his head, and started screaming about his face.
"My face! My beautiful face! Oh god!"
Sunny squeezed his grip around the knife, as Basil squealed with pain as he was hit in the arm.
"Real good sniping, Digit!" Melvin called out.
This was followed with Vance being hit. "Ow! You shouldn't aim for the face y'know, it could've hit my eye!"
In response, he was shot in the stomach. "Fuck you dude, ow!"
More shots rained upon Sunny and his friends. Sunny felt rage, but nobody around to direct it on.
"T-Tactical retreat!" Mikhael cried out, as he ran away. Everyone else followed, as Carrie called after them.
"Yeah! You better run, ha ha!"
"S-Stupid fucking cheaters." Aubrey mumbled as she ran off along with Sunny.