this uncle's name is yang mian, there is a younger brother in his hometown called yang li, this year's new year, he still went back to his hometown for the new year, at that time the ancestral tomb at home did not move, his brother did not mention the matter of moving the ancestral tomb, and now gu ye said so, yang mian had no bottom in his heart, hurriedly called his brother, "is there anything wrong at home?" his
brother, as usual, said, "it's all right, it's fine."
uncle
yang asked suspiciously, "the ancestral tomb has not moved?"
yang li paused, "how do you know? i haven't had time to tell you yet. upon
hearing this, yang mian's heart clucked suddenly, sanshao was too godly, he didn't ask anything, he saw it, he asked anxiously: "are you really moving the ancestral grave?" what are you doing with the ancestral grave? his
brother laughed and said, "i haven't had time to tell you about this, after you left, there was a gentleman from our house, who can pinch and calculate, especially god, someone in the family is looking for him to calculate the yin house, i think it is very good, the head of the head is the tao, i also let him show it, the fifteenth day of the first month moved."
yang mian asked dissatisfactorily: "after moving for so many days, you don't have time to tell me?" yang li
said awkwardly, "isn't this something that has always happened at home?" i didn't take time out of it.
yang mian said worriedly, "something happened at home?"
"yeah, kids get sick all the time."
yang mian was anxious, "there is also an accident on my side, every day in the middle of the night, the child is sick, your sister-in-law is also sick, i found a master to ask, people with one mouth even if there is a problem in our family's yin house." i tell you, the gentleman you're looking for may be a liar, and he can't choose the right place. <
"impossible, he's a pretty good one, that yin and yang gossip, everyone understands."
yang mian frowned, his brother was disobedient when he was a child, more rebellious, less school, with his help now opened a hardware supermarket, the work is not bad, but sometimes, or slow response, he really feels that his brother is deceived, "well, you take a photo of me at the new address, take a picture of the surrounding terrain, i look for mr. to take a look." yang li
said impatiently, "as for?"
yang mian said solemnly, "as for, listen to me." yang li
couldn't help it, "okay, i'll go and take a picture of you tomorrow."
that night, yang mian's family finally slept peacefully and steadily, the next morning he received photos sent by yang li, these things, he also can't understand, at noon he asked for gu ye's phone, drove to yuxuan's company, waited for gu ye at the gate, saw gu ye come out, he said excitedly: "sanshao, my brother really moved the ancestral grave of the family, he moved to this position, you give a look, is this position ok?"
after
gu ye read it, he smiled, "this position is what your brother is looking for?"
"yeah, he said that gentleman was godly."
gu ye skimmed his lips, "if you listen to me, you will go back and move your ancestral grave back to its original position." this location is not good, it is your family that has been in trouble for a long time.
yang mian asked incomprehensibly, "what do you mean?" ""i
mean to move back, this position is not good for the old people, you are the eldest son of the family, right?"
yang mian quickly nodded, "yes, i am the eldest of my family, and there is a younger brother and a younger sister below."
gu ye smiled, "this position is not good for the eldest son and cannot be used."
yang mian furrowed his brows, some understood something, and some did not understand, gu ye's mouth hooked up, "i will not say anything else, i will go back."
yang mian quickly thanked gu ye and stuffed a red envelope for gu ye, he listened to gu ye's words, got on the bus and asked for leave, and wanted to go back to his hometown.
gu ye looked at the red packet and put it in his pocket. this kind of thing he doesn't want to take care of the most, it involves family and affection, and it is easy to be not a person inside and out. the person who chose that position is either a liar and doesn't know that the position is not good. either it is deliberate, and it can steal the boss's good luck and supply the younger brother who has a bad life. if the uncle's brother doesn't know it's okay, if he knows, it's someone's housework. specifically how to solve it, gu ye did not want to care.
back in the office, after gu ye unwrapped the red packet, he took out ten thousand yuan of yuan, gu ye trembled, and domineeringly patted yu xuan's desk, "dear, last night's service fee."
yu xuan sighed, "last night was free, be tonight's." gu
ye immediately instigated, "don't, don't need it tonight, i am teasing you, this money is mine." <
yu xuan laughed lightly, and quickly picked up the ten thousand yuan before gu ye wanted to take it back and put it into his suit pocket, "mine, when tonight's service fee." gu ye's
fingers trembled, and he laughed twice, "i'll go to my second brother in a moment, and i'll broadcast live at night, i won't go back tonight, bye~"
yu xuan watched gu ye run, not annoyed, the corners of his mouth were slightly picky, and he read the report with a smile in his eyes, signed it, and called secretary liu, "meeting." ————
gu ye spent an afternoon to solve the affairs of gu lin's company, and after getting the reward, he donated half of it and the other half into his pocket. now that gu yang has started school, there are only two old people left in the family, gu ye returned, mrs. gu was naturally happy, and made a table of dishes that gu ye loved to eat. after gu ye was full, he opened the computer, called the overseas chinese sister over, put it in his arms, and combed his hair until eight o'clock in the evening, gu ye began to broadcast live.
as soon as it went online, he put his arm around qiao sister and introduced: "hello everyone, today i introduce you to a new friend, this is my new dog, qiao sister, is the sister of big black."
da hei heard gu ye mention his name, turned his head to look at gu ye, it was just a glance, da hei was still lying in that position. for the new dog, it has no hostility, no sense of closeness, like a lonely prince, the whole body almost wrote a line: black brother does not need friends!
everyone exclaimed: overseas chinese sisters look so good! the long hair of this body is smooth and smooth at first glance!
did you have a second child so soon? where are you going to put the big black brother like this? <
our black brother's cold glance seemed to say that you all go, you mentally retarded, lao tzu does not need a sister!
this dog looks too good, is it expensive?
this kind of dog is said to have a bad temper, but it is so magical that i actually saw the smell of first love in the eyes of a dog, and its eyes looking after the leaves are so gentle.
speaking of master gu, your family's background has changed again, how many homes do you have?
......
gu ye said innocently: "no, this is my home, my mother said that the color before was not warm enough, changed a layer of wallpaper."
in fact, mrs. gu was worried that one day yu xuan would stay overnight, gu ye's previous room was too childish, and like a high school student, mrs. gu felt humiliated, which changed the room to a layer of wallpaper, and bought a few pieces of furniture, looking like adults living.
everyone finally let go of gu ye on the problem of the house, most of them were amazed at the problem of cats and dogs, and saw someone say: "looking at the appearance of this dog, you know that after the big black is not favored, the big black is just a pastoral cat, not a breed cat." gu
ye saw this statement, called the big black over, stroked it on its black and shiny back hair, and smiled and told everyone: "the big black is not an ordinary cat, the big black is a psychic cat, i used a special method to save its life, this kind of cat, not the pastoral is not ok, where is the pastoral cat inferior to the cat?" sseeing that the other party was no longer speaking, gu ye said, "since everyone has said this, let's tell you a story about cats."
gu ye drank his saliva and moistened his throat, "once upon a time, there was a cat abuser, who took pleasure in torturing and killing animals, and would peel innocent small animals, dig out bones, remove internal organs, cut their throats, cut off their ears, chop off their paws, listen to their helpless screams, look at their blood and weak struggles, and he would feel pleasure from them." just when he vented his pressure on the cats and dogs every day, strange things happened.
gu ye's face gradually sank, meaningfully facing the screen, gloomy told the story of the cat abuse person, the audience at first listened to the relish, angrily scolded this person who abused and killed small animals, and later heard that the body was covered with long hair, pain and itching, the doctor dug out the flesh and could not cure it, and they were all scared and screamed: can't stand it! i'm sick! goosebumps are up!
what the hell is the long-haired body? it's terrible, it's better to die!
it's torture!
......
gu ye finished the case of dahei and told everyone in a particularly gentle tone: "therefore, torturing and killing innocent small animals, listening to their screams for fun, venting perverted desires, there will be retribution, long hair, long hair, long hair." gu ye deliberately rubbed and rubbed on the big black body, the short-haired cat was not as soft as the long-haired cat hair, even if it was smooth, it was still somewhat hard. when pushed backwards, the hairs will stand up one by one, black and shiny.
gu ye smiled evilly, "looks good?" the
barrage floated past madly: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <
no, goosebumps are up and i feel itchy right now!
it's terrible, perverts have perverted ways to die, so don't be perverts!
......
gu ye smiled and squinted as he watched the people in the live broadcast room being frightened like this, not only achieving the purpose of education, but also having a sense of satisfaction with the success of the prank, and his heart was smiling badly, and his door was knocked on.
gu ye turned his head, "i didn't sleep, let's come in."
gu ye originally thought that his little mother had sent him new clothes, but he did not expect that it was gu dad who came to knock on the door, and gu ye unexpectedly asked: "dad, is there anything wrong?" gu's
father took the newly purchased billiard club and asked gu ye, "do you play billiards?" to
tell the truth, gu ye still wants to go, this is the first time his father took the initiative to invite him to play together, it can be seen that the old man has been in a good mood recently, the job is also less, and he has begun to live a life after retirement. gu ye looked at the current time and said regretfully, "dad, you fight first, i promised them, at least until nine o'clock." gu
dad's eyes flashed with disappointment, "i promised to do it, i went by myself."
gu ye hurriedly said, "i'll go find you in a moment." the
people in the live broadcast room are envious: the feelings are so good!
is this a teasing father-son relationship? <
master gu is going to tell a story, and we will let you go at nine o'clock today!
gu dad, look at me, i am your little son who accidentally left the folk eighteen years ago, and i sprouted.
......
in order not to let his father wait all the time, gu ye rubbed on the big black head, with the big black on his legs, and his arm around the overseas chinese sister, going straight to the subject, "the next story is more terrifying." gu ye said solemnly, "we all find something to hold in our arms, and we are not responsible for crying." bullet
screen: waiting for you to zoom in! i don't believe it, it can be more frightening than just now!
scared to cry counts me as i lose, scared not to cry i give you a baby!
gu ye: "... no thanks. a serious rejection of the other party's request to have a child, gu ye seriously, "once upon a time there was a little girl, a high school student, a fancy age, she met a particularly gentle netizen ..." gu ye adapted tian sihui's case into a story, told to the people in the live broadcast room, the end of the story is worse than tian sihui, is to scare them, let them know that they are afraid, let this group of little girls have a defensive heart in the future, let these parents know that when cultivating a series of skills such as children's piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, learning, parenting, and dancing, don't forget to teach your child how to prevent being deceived.
he adapted the fate of those scum to be particularly tragic, becoming the revenge of the girl, and the tragic death of all the scum, which made those who harbor ill intentions also fear.
after gu ye finished speaking, it was exactly nine o'clock, and the live broadcast room began to be silent, and after a long sigh of relief, the crowd sighed: it's too miserable! listen to the crying! <
this girl is so miserable, girls who want to fall in love have a snack, don't be deceived.
damn the scum! there is no good end to being a scumbag!
i will teach my girlfriends in a moment to prevent fire, theft, and scum.
i had to teach my son not to grow into an irresponsible bastard.
......
gu ye looked at the time, "well, today's story is over." gu ye summed it up solemnly: "human nature is inherently good, but the heart of the people can be prevented, the servants, long snacks, we are all big treasures, but we can't be deceived by the scum with hearts." needless to say, i'm going to play with my dad and see you next week.
after
gu ye stepped back from the live broadcast room, he rubbed on the door of the big black's head, rubbing the helplessness of the big black's face, and there was a little disgust in his eyes. gu ye turned it over with a bad smile, belly up, and rubbed it again, which let it go. as soon as gu ye left, the overseas chinese sister naturally followed, as soon as she went out, she followed the dog king and rhubarb, and the three dogs followed gu ye, one larger than the other, and walked up in a mighty, particularly majestic. mother gu happened to be passing by, and when she saw gu ye like this, she said with disgust: "are you going to find your father, or are you going to fight the wolf?"
gu ye laughed, "of course, i went to find my father."
"your dad played with yu xuan, won several rounds, and is happy."
gu ye said unexpectedly, "yu xuan is here?" he didn't say it.
mrs.
gu smiled, "your father went to look for you, you are busy, he is sorry, yu xuan came, i heard that you are busy, yu xuan did not go to you, the grandfather and grandfather went to play." mmadame gu whispered, "son, yu xuanxin has too many eyes."
gu ye couldn't help but smile, "what did he do?"
"he deliberately lost to your father and coaxed your father to be happy," mrs. gu skimmed her lips, "this young man is sullen."
gu ye couldn't hold back and smiled, "i know, you can rest assured."
gu ye found his father and yu xuan, the two of them were fighting, and when they saw gu ye come in, gu ye's father said disgustedly: "you go away, don't play with you tonight." gu ye wanted
to spit out a sentence: yes, i won't let you, in case you lose more face?
seeing that his father was so happy, gu ye endured not to say, and then looked at yu xuan's calm expression, gu ye helplessly poked the other party's waist, reminding the other party to stop at the right time, don't let the father see it.
yu xuan ticked the corner of his mouth, and his eyes showed that how could he hide it from him? he had already seen it, one was willing to coax, one was stupid, just try to be happy.
playing until more than ten o'clock, gu dad won more and lost less, and was happy, mrs. gu came to call: "it's time to rest, you have to pay attention to health." gu's
father looked at the time and told yu xuan: "it's so late, stay at home tonight, and tomorrow morning you will go together."
gu ye picked his eyebrows and gave yu xuan an admiring look, yes, losing can coax the old man into this, you are really a talent! <
taking advantage of the fact that people were not paying attention, yu xuan dragged gu ye and said with a smile: "if you don't go back, i can only come to you, in order to stay, i have to think carefully, after all, i have collected a service fee."
gu ye looked around and found that no one was paying attention to them, holding yu xuan's face and pinching it, gritting his teeth and saying, "you've learned badly!" you weren't like that before!
yu xuan leaned over and pecked lightly at gu ye's mouth, "learn from you."
gu ye took a deep breath and held out a sentence in his heart: "nonsense! ————
in the middle of the night, several lonely ghosts came to the gu family and circled around. seeing yu xuan's car parked here in the distance, looking at the scary purple qi, they really did not have the courage to get closer.
after these little devils realized each other's intentions, they got together and chatted politely, "i came to find master gu, are you too?" "me
too."
"yes, they are all looking for master gu, you, you are also coming... borrowed money? "you
too?"
"hmm."
a few ghosts were silent for a moment, "are you all trying to buy that futon?" <
"yes, i don't have an arm missing, it is said that after using it, i can grow my arm again, i have no family, i don't have enough money, i just want to ask master gu to borrow some money."
"i also came for this, but that person is here, and we can't get close, so why is this whole?"
a few little devils waited for two hours, and did not see yu xuan leave, they all had no choice but to leave, and could only wait for tomorrow to come again.
after gu ye got up in the morning, he sensed the ghost qi in the vicinity and asked doubtfully, "was there a ghost lingering nearby last night?" ling
ling himself jumped into gu ye's backpack, "there are a few ghosts that seem to have something wrong, and i don't know them, so i didn't go out and ask."
gu ye smiled and said, "yes, don't talk to those who don't know, be careful of being abducted."
watching the spirit of the spirit bouncing around under yu xuan's eyelids, gu ye had some doubts, this girl was not afraid of yu xuan's purple qi?
at this time, ling ling herself pulled the zipper of the quilt, and gu ye pulled the zipper open with a smile and asked, "girl, can't you feel the purple qi oppression of your yu father?" ling
ling blinked, "i feel it, but i have this." ling ling took out the red bead from the small purse hanging from his waist and held it in both hands, "it can help me isolate part of my breath, and if i wrap myself up with resentment, it will not be so uncomfortable."
gu ye was surprised: "it is interesting that this bead can be used like this." the
spirit appeared and said, "if you touch it, it is still hot." ""is
it hot?"
"yeah, i carry it, and my hands are hot."
gu ye asked in shock, "are you hot?!" ling
ling stretched out his small hand and put it on the back of gu ye's hand, and gu ye was surprised to find that this child really had a temperature! compared with the cold and gloomy appearance before, there is more of a living breath. gu ye said in surprise, "you have to wear this bead on your body at all times, maybe a miracle will happen."
ling ling didn't understand gu ye's meaning, anyway, her father let her hold it, and she took it. she carefully put the bead into her bag and patted it, "rest assured, you can't lose it."
after
eating breakfast, gu ye and yu xuan went out together, and gu ye said in the car: "i still have to come back at night, i noticed that there were wild ghosts staying outside the gate last night, they may be looking for me for help." "how do you know it's
a plea for help?"
"then what are they looking for me for?" want to scatter your soul? gu ye said seriously, "there must be you there, they don't dare to look for me, i'll come back by myself tonight, you are not allowed to follow."
yu xuan stretched his face, although dissatisfied, he still generously gave gu ye a release, "hmm.
————
that night, those lonely ghosts did come again, and gu ye asked ye li to bring them in, and asked doubtfully, "are you looking for me?" sseveral of the
little devils were embarrassed and hesitated for a moment before they mustered up enough courage to say, "we want to borrow some money."
gu ye hugged dahei and said slowly, "i will give you some pocket money every fifteen every fifteenth month, which can guarantee you to live, what do you borrow money for?"
these lonely ghosts are either stumped limbs and broken arms, limbs are incomplete, and they are afraid that they will be disabled in the next life, and they themselves do not want to reincarnate. some are physically sound, but when they are alive, they are bitter people, and in order to accumulate blessings, they have not yet reincarnated. there are also unjust ghosts, and before the day of reincarnation, there is no one in the family to provide for them, so they can only be wild ghosts and wander outside. in order not to let them be forced to do evil, gu ye would give them some pocket money, and suddenly three ghosts came to him to borrow money, gu ye said sarcastically: "borrow money to marry a daughter-in-law?" the
three ghosts all shook their heads and said embarrassedly, "no."
gu ye narrowed his eyes, "marry someone? "nope
!" the ghost blushed as gu ye said, "we want to buy something."
gu ye raised an eyebrow and asked curiously, "what to buy?" the
three ghosts hesitated, and a younger one whispered, "buy something that will keep us from being disabled."
gu ye's face was stunned, and he stopped teasing them, "you have been deceived, where is this kind of thing for sale?"
"yes, an instrument, like a futon, the old lady who sold it said, any disease can be cured."
the corners of gu ye's mouth twitched, "how can this be so unreliable to hear?" "
"really, the old lady said that if she had used this earlier, she wouldn't have died."
gu ye furrowed his brows, "how do i sound like a liar, you first take me to see the old lady, if there is such a god, i will buy one for each of you." the
three little devils said happily, "we lead the way, and she sells on the edge of mali, which is very close to here." gu ye followed
the three little ghosts out of the door and came to the side of the road they said, and there was really an old lady with gray hair, holding a futon-like thing in her hand, and was introducing. surrounded by a large group of ghosts, mostly with broken limbs and broken arms, blind and crooked eyes, and disabled ghosts anyway.
the old lady introduced the eyebrow flying dance, "just this thing, can cure all diseases!" arm pain can cure the arm, leg pain can cure the leg, cure rheumatism, cure hepatitis, throat is not strong, rhinitis, cough or whatever, all cure! as the saying goes, three years of mugwort in the family, langzhong is not used, our futon is made of wormwood, as long as you insist on sitting every day, stick to it, and ensure that you can cure your disease. really, before i used it, my leg had been hurting, and i was cured by this! i don't charge you much money, just give me a money to get the goods, and lie to you that you don't have the next life! i'm not a profiteer!"
gu ye looked at this old lady next to her, looked at her face carefully, and after seeing that this old lady had died like this, she was completely speechless.
"this grandma!" gu ye looked at the ghosts around him and interrupted the other party's introduction, "i can take the liberty of asking, you are such a good thing, then how did you die?" "
i'm sick and dying!" the old lady was not only not angry, but also very enthusiastic, "boy, if i had used this thing earlier, i would have been fine a long time ago, you see you, so young, so good-looking, alas!" tthe old lady looked at gu ye sympathetically, "good child, how did you die so early?" gu ye: "..."
the
old lady said kindly: "grandma does not charge you more money, you want, the purchase price is given to you, and you will have a good fetus in the next life." gu
ye twitched the corners of his mouth and pointed to his face, "grandma, i am alive." "
living people?!" the old lady was frightened, "how can you see me?"
gu ye said seriously, "i am a master of catching ghosts." the
old lady was frightened, "i am a good ghost, i am specially introducing them to good products, i am a meritorious person, you can't catch me!"
gu ye cried and laughed, "i won't arrest you, where did you get this thing from?" the
old lady looked at him with a good smile, not like she meant to do it, and then explained: "in order to cure them of the disease of missing arms and legs, i went to ask the person who sold me the product, and when i was alive, he sold me the product."
gu ye asked with mixed feelings, "so you went to look for him after you died?"
"i found it," the old lady said, "he said it himself, he will always guarantee the after-sales, if i can sell it, give me a commission, i will go to him when i am out of stock."
gu ye twitched the corners of his mouth and asked, "is that person still alive?"
"look at what you said, people live well, he doesn't want to deliver to me, that's not okay, be honest, say good i sell it and he will give it to him, he won't give it to me." <
"poof!" gu ye held out his thumb in admiration, it was really a report and a report, i don't know what kind of mood the person who brainwashed this old lady was in now.
the old lady said enthusiastically: "this thing can be used for a long time, really, you believe me, i used to have leg pains, i can't walk, this is the cure." speaking of this, the old lady said regretfully, "if i had used this earlier, i wouldn't have died."
gu ye asked tentatively, "you, what is the disease?" the
old lady's face changed, and she felt uncomfortable as she spoke, "liver cancer."
gu yedu smiled, "can wormwood cure liver cancer?" the
old lady had a young, uninformed expression on your face, "why not?" as long as it takes a long time, anything can be cured, and cancer can also be cured.
gu ye took a deep breath, "well, seriously, i am very interested in your project, can i develop the downline?" "yes
! you have this condition is very suitable ah boy, look at your face, oh, innate conditions determine that you can do it!
gu ye fu'er, he figured it out, this old lady really wants to do good things, bent on believing that this thing can save people, the more gu ye wants to know, who brainwashed this old lady? how many other such old people are there?
"grandma, who burned this goods for you, can you tell me?"
"that's not okay, we have rules, we can only contact us, you can't see the people above."
gu ye said helplessly, "you have been deceived by pyramid schemes." the old lady was
still quite determined, "how can it be a pyramid scheme?" pyramid schemes are all deceptive, this is not deceiving, it can really cure diseases. gu
ye was already out of tricks, "grandma, then you introduce me to the shop you went to when you were alive, i started from the bottom, climbed up layer by layer, let's contribute to the health of the vast number of people together, okay?" gu
ye said that his teeth were sour, and the ghosts didn't believe it.
who knew that the old lady said happily, "yes, i will lead you!" you'll be in charge in a few months!
gu ye: "..."
i thank you!"