it was tobio kageyama.
of course it was.
with your luck, you should've expected this.
but of all the possibilities, you did not see this coming. because how would you? it's not like you ever listened to kita about what goes on at training camps.
this should've been way too much of a coincidence to be true.
unable to hide your utter shock and terror, your first instinct was to run.
you stared at the karasuno team, who had now all gotten off the bus. most importantly, you stared at kageyama, whose face was now familiar enough that you could spot him from miles away.
"hey! tobio-kun!"
turning your head sideways, your heart thumped as you heard atsumu's yell.
fuck, what do i do?
you tried to remind yourself that kageyama did not have the slightest clue of who you truly are, and you tried to reason with yourself that it would cause more suspicion if you ran off just then.
just stay calm and smile. stay calm and smile and don't talk. calm. smile. no talk. CALM. SMILE. NO TALK.
i can do this, i can do this—
but as you met kageyama's gaze for a single split second, all hell broke lose.
ha so turns out i cannot do this—
"oi tsumu," you whispered frantically, "um i really have to pee so bye i'll meet you uh later."
and without waiting for a response, you quickly carried your things and dashed into the large school building.
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samu's twin ig😰
[ 5:18 pm ]
y/n where tf are u
i thought u went to pee
um yes
but i kinda sorta am lost😃
bro w h a t😃
I FOUND THE BATHROOM
BUT NOW IM IN THIS
CLASSROOM????
WHERE TF IS YOU
WHY ARE YOU IN A
CLASSROOM
IDK I JUST RAN FOR IT
BUT I DUNNO WHERE
THE GYM IS
the gym is on the other
side of the school
the classrooms are all on one
side and u have to um walk
out and go up the stairs then
go down the stairs make a
right turn somewhere then a
left turn and then go up the
stairs again and it's the
dormitories
tsumu you're so bad at directions
I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE I AM HELP
JUST FOLLOW THE SIGNS
WHAT SIGNS
THE ONES ON THE WALLS
THERE ARE NONE
WHY IS THIS SCHOOL
LIKE THIS
omfg fine just wait there
until we'll come find u
tsumuuuu🥺🥺
wait
can u just tell me where the exit
is? i want to go home
go home????
AS IN LEAVE TOKYO??
um yeah
i am homesick
BITCH PLEASE
THIS IS TOKYO WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT
PLEASE TSUMU I ACTUALLY
NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS
CAMP
WELL ITS TOO FUCKING
LATE NOW
YOURE NOT LEAVING
KITA SAYS U CANT LEAVE
PLEASE I ACTUALLY CANT
STAY HERE
WHY TF NOT
I AM HOMESICK
STFU NO YOURE STAYING
akaashi asks what the number of
the classroom youre in is
NO DONT FIND ME ILL JUST
LEAVE ON MY OWN
Y/N YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE
WORST SENSE OF DIRECTION
YOURE NOT GOING TO FIND IT
WHY IS THIS SCHOOL BUILT
LIKE A MAZE
FUCK THIS SHIT IM
GOING HOME
WHAT IS UR CLASSROOM
NUMBER
nothing
Y/N L/N U TELL ME RN
noooo let me leave
NO
we're coming to find u
now hurry up and tell us
what CLASS YOURE IN
i'll only tell u if u let
akaashi come
simp
no currently everyone is searching
what why
bc WE DONT KNOW
WHERE U ARE
fuckkkk let me leave
N O
NOW WHAT CLASS
703
it better be akaashi
or i'm fucking suing
y/n DONT MOVE WE'RE
COMING
sheesh i'm not going to die
liked by samu's twin ig😰
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i just want to leaveee~~
sitting on one of the desks in room 703 ( because you were actually lost ), you groaned.
without even thinking, you had ran off. and being the clumsy bitch you are, you're lost.
and now, you had no idea what you were going to do.
how were you going to keep your identity for a whole ass week—when you're going to be meters away from kageyama the whole time?
your feelings of glee from tokyo had been abruptly replaced with panic, stress, and fear.
it's not like you could actually leave either. the team wouldn't allow you to, and you didn't have any transportation back.
maybe i can just make a run for it and hitch hike :b
whatever. i'll just wait until akaashi gets here.
your brain hurt from trying to think of a way out of the mess. you were about to pull out your phone to spam tsumu to come faster, when a sudden idea appeared in your brain.
wait wait. what if i did one of those kdrama things when i pretend i'm so sick that i can't talk????
actually i'm not sure if that's a kdrama thing, but it kinda sounds like something that'd happen in one.
huh. my life really is starting to become like a kdrama, isn't it?
you had to admit, it was a lame plan; a three year old probably could've come up with the exact same thing. however, you had no other ideas, and this was the best you can come up with.
so much for being booksmart.
as you were debating whether you should follow out with your pLaN, a sudden voice by the doorway caught you by surprise.
"uh y/n?"
you whipped your head around instantly.
this was not akaashi.
this was not atsumu or suna either.
in fact, it was the exact OPPOSITE of what you hoped for.
{ yep, you guessed it... }
it was kageyama.
NO BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL F U C K.
"atsumu told everyone to search around the school and uh i'll text him saying i got here first."
you gaped at him, unable to respond.
"um if you want we can head back towards where the dormitory is..." kageyama trailed off, feeling awkward in your silence.
you quickly stood up and dashed out the door, pushing right past kageyama.
and of course, you made another run for it.
not your best plan in the moment, you'll admit.
luckily, before you went far enough to get lost again, you bumped into atsumu, who was out of breath when he reached you.
"bro," atsumu wheezed, trying to catch a breath from running, "i made everyone go search for you."
seeing kageyama walking towards the pair of you from afar, you quickly whispered, "tsumu what the fuck? i CLEARLY asked for akaashi."
atsumu scoffed. "akaashi was originally going to come—but this school doesn't have a room 703."
"i—what?"
"you dumb bitch," atsumu groaned. "kageyama just texted saying he found you in room ONE-OH-THREE. there's no seven hundreds."
sparing a look at the classroom you just left from (and a kageyama who was getting closer), you realized that the number you had originally thought as a seven was indeed, a one.
so much for being smart🤠
"and THEN," atsumu continued, "i was spamming you with messages asking for your room and you wouldn't reply."
"fuck sorry," you apologized. "my phone was on 'do not disturb'. but enough about that—please tell me how to get to the dormitories."
"okay just wait; we can all go together with tobio-kun."
"no!" you whispered harshly, causing atsumu to turn around and give you a weird look.
"why?"
you faked a low cough. "m-my throat hurts. i don't think i can talk," you said in a fake rasp.
"wait y/n why? are you sick?" atsumu (who happens to be idiotically gullible) asked.
"n-no. i can't talk tsumu."
you faked another cough just as kageyama walked up.
"oi."
you both looked at him.
"can i ask what the fuck that was?" kageyama raised his eyebrow, looking at you.
"oh yeah y/n—why were you running in the first place?" atsumu questioned, as if just realizing that you had darted out of the classroom.
you pointed at your throat, giving a third small cough.
"oh right," atsumu said. "y/n hurt her throat somehow so she can't talk. but let's head back now that we found this bitch." atsumu gave you a small nudge.
"oh ok. i texted in the group chat saying we found her."
kageyama accepted the excuse—or rather, he probably didn't care enough—and you followed atsumu and kageyama as they led the way back.
fUcK mY LiFe :D but thank god everyone here is dumb and will believe everything i say<3
the walk back wasn't too bad. you were silent as atsumu and kageyama had their own conversations, trying not to get involved.
when the three of you finally arrived in front of the dorm rooms after an eternity—each school going to the camp had seperate dorms—atsumu looked back to say goodbye to kageyama.
"thanks tobio-kun. sorry y/n was a pain in the ass," atsumu grinned while you gave kageyama a small bow { bc bows are normal, right???? } and gave atsumu a punch in the arm at the same time.
"uh yeah no problem," kageyama said. "see you tomorrow i guess."
"bye~" atsumu called after kageyama while you hurried inside the rooms with all your dormitories.
you grimaced, knowing that you were about to get a serious lecture from kita.
atsumu who knew exactly what you were thinking, sighed. "he's in there waiting for you. good luck bestie."
"thanks tsumu," you murmured, mentally preparing yourself.
if only i didn't get lost.
if only kageyama wasn't at this camp.
if oNlY i wAs aCtUaLlY sMaRt.
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