What the egos would give you at Christmas:

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Anti:

He'd see a pair of plain shoes and brought (stole) them before painting skulls and blood on them. He'd just give them to you on Christmas morning, not wrapped or anything.

 He'd just give them to you on Christmas morning, not wrapped or anything

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Marvin:

He has a habit of collecting herbs and crystals even if he has a whole room full so he'd get some specifically for you. Your favourite herbs, a witchcraft instruction book and sage with some crystal because fuck normal presents.

 Your favourite herbs, a witchcraft instruction book and sage with some crystal because fuck normal presents

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Chase:

The dad would put his time and money aside to buy you some expensive wine because that's what all fathers do... But fuck yeah!

 But fuck yeah!

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Henrik:

Hen would give you many necklaces. Some he made for you! Others he brought.

Jameson:

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Jameson:

Being old he has some old novels he used to read, knowing fully well you might like them so he'd give you them wrapped in a single string with a small flower. (I'm lowkey jealous)

 (I'm lowkey jealous)

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Robbie:

He wanted you to match with him. Which is fucking adorable. He had Marv help in :)

 He had Marv help in :)

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Jackie:

Let's just say he got it for you so he could also use it... But same though!

 But same though!

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