JACKSEPTICEYE EGOS SHITS AND GIGGLES

The egos as things I say: #4

Marvin: "I may or may not have spent all my lunch money from dealing with some kid below who was selling loom bands..."

Chase: "My English teacher is dodging me because I wrote something inappropriate and deep for my exam. It was only about a girl on her bus journey and I wrote about she may be secretly depressed and suic-"

Henrik: "It's only just the start of the morning and I already feel like overdosing on my gummy vitamins..."

Anti: "I really wish I had the power to stop time because I'm really tempted to throw that fucking kid out of the window without any evidence that it was me."

Jackie: "Dear future friends and families, please forget about the time I fell down the stairs and spilt my milkshake..."

Jameson: "I have moments of utter confusion then I slowly escape reality to a world of pure madness and I still wonder why I'm sane."

Robbie: "These fucking sausage rolls need taming, all I can taste is my cats shit-"

// I love these only because I can write down the most bizarre things I have ever said //