The egos as things I say: #2

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by R_K_RK

by R_K_RK

Henrik: "Consider yourself lucky that I'm to much of a pussy to serve prison time..."

Marvin: "I was born without an ability to grow common sense but I was gifted with the power of slapping you to Mars which is possibly one of the smartest things I've ever thought off"

Chase: "I don't know why people worry about me, it's not like I'm going to kill myself? I'm hiring a hitman to shoot me in math so then everyone can feel pity for me"

Anti: "Why do people ask me to stay calm? It's not like I'm armed or anything!" *Holding some sharp scissors*

Jameson: "I'll hug you... Only if you promise to hug back with equal intentions"

Jackie: "I find myself very lonely during social interactions that I just end up chatting with some random bird or cat on the streets but when it leaves, I never felt true heartbreak."

Robbie: "This food looks raw. The bitches are lucky I'm always hungry and willing to pass away at any given moment."