Calum

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That's what Calum looks like in this story.

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"Dudes, Michael got suspended!" I told Ashton and Luke after school. "Now his mum grounded him and he's writing Mr. Donovan an apology letter."

"Oh, shit. What did he say to him anyway?" Luke asked.

"Called him a judgmental, rude old bastard."

Ashton and Luke laughed, and I chuckled a little. I laughed more the first time Michael told me.

"How could he do that!" Ashton exclaimed, getting over his laughter.

"Puh-lease. This is Michael we're talking about. Michael would be a straight up bitch to the principal if he wanted to be," I said, rolling my eyes.

"True," Luke agreed.

I reached my driveway and I said goodbye to the two. I could only imagine how awkward the walk without me is every day. Michael's house is closest to the school. Then my house is a block down. Two more blocks and you'll see Luke's and three houses down is Ashton's. I don't even know why I walk home with the boys. I have a car. But I guess it's because I love them too much. Plus, I don't want to rub it in their face that I have my driver's license and they don't. That's what Michael would do, not me.

I used my key to open the door and I smelled spaghetti. I hugged my mum hello.

"Hi, honey. I'm making spaghetti and meatballs. I had nothing else better to cook. I hope this is okay."

"Of course it is, Mum," I said.

I ran up the winding stairs to my room. I threw my backpack on my floor and flopped on my bed and pulled out my phone and texted Michael.

[To: Bastard]

Calum: hey how did ur dad take the whole suspension thing?? :P

Michael: he told me i cant order a pizza for 2 weeks. i'm fuckin bummed.

Calum: XD sucks for you, bro. how EVER will u live? :O

Michael: fuck off, kiwi

Calum: whatever u say white boi ;)

Calum: u love me

Calum: dont deny it

Calum: malum forever

Calum: pls answer me boifrand

Calum: pls

Michael: SHUT THE FUCK UP KIWI STOP SPAMMING ME OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP YOUR PUBIC HAIR OUT TO STAPLE IT TO YOUR FOREHEAD

Calum: so what i'm hearing is pubic hair unibrows turn u on?

Michael: u drive me insane kiwi

Calum: right back at cha white boi

Michael: dont call me white boi

Calum: okay space cadet

Michael: what?

Calum: ur hair

Michael: say no more

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