this short was parodied from "Dank 18: Gardening with Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear"
One day, in iron sand city, and thanks to Ruka's pestering, hornsy has agreed to help do some PR work around the city
At the wheat fields
Hornsy: I am not doing any hoeing
Beep: beep doesn't know what hoeing is
Ruka: well hoeing is-
Hornsy: well actually, we don't need a hoe, there's only one tool that you'll need for farming, and I got it...
Savant: it's a combat cleaver
Ruka: it'll be a cleaver
They turn back to see hornsy carrying a portable harpoon launcher
Ruka: THAT'S NOT A CLEAVER!
Hornsy: this-
Beep: is that a hoe?
Hornsy: HAHAHAHA, no. But if you want to remove a plant, how would you do it?
Savant: well I'd take a trowel, crouch down, dig around it, and remove it carefully
Hornsy: and that took you, what, 10 seconds, a cricked back, dirty finger-
Ruka: well that's how you farm
Hornsy: ok, now let me show you how I would do it
He then aims at an empty plot and fires, though he didn't know that it was an explosive harpoon bolt which left a small crater in the ground
Savant: well they are gone but-
Hornsy: they're gone
Ruka: burt you still can't farm-
Hornsy: they have ceased to exist!
Meanwhile, as they continue arguing, grimmus and Ian were sitting on a nearby rock watching this unfold.
Grimmus: this reminds me of something similar with me and my brother back home
Ian: really?
Grimmus: yeah, almost went exactly like this
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the adventures of hornsy and the blacksand mercs
Fanfictionhi the names hornsy, I am a shek from the island of Kenshi, and these are my misadventures, some are dealing with...uninvited guests and others are...running away from the local fauna with ancient valuables in tow and even forgetting to go hunting ...
