hornsy: wait, why does dad want to see us
bonesy: dunno, I got a letter saying it was important on my way here
hornsy: oh, ok then. wait, seeing that you brought grug here, how did people react when you passed by?
bonesy: oh they were scared shitless
hornsy: a normal reaction seeing that grug is a gargantuan albino gorrilo
bonesy: true, anyway lets head out
the brothers then went outside where everyone was around Grug. as they approached, hornsy noticed an odd contraption attached to the back. a 2 wheeled box with metal bars attached to the back of Grug's saddle
Hornsy: y-you attached an outside shop stall to a giant gorillo
bonesy: ah no, that's my new invention, I call it a cart because it can be used to cart things around
hornsy: WOW, that's awesome
bonesy: I also got the money here
hornsy: perfect. Agnu, hank, smith, bring the money inside
Agnu: AGHHHHHHHHG!!!!
hornsy: no, I won't help, need to go somewhere
Ruka: oh my gods, where the fuck are you off to this time
hornsy & bonesy: visiting dad
Ruka: oh...
hornsy: you want to co-
Ruka: yes!
hornsy: o-ok
beep: beep want to join as well
Hobbs: count me in
savant: count me in
green: sure, why not
burn: I'll join
Dr Chung: meh, why not
bonesy: alright, everyone in the cart
as they all got in the cart, they headed north to the Hub, on the way Ruka was leaning out the side, her greenish-blue face turning sickly green
Hobbs: are you alright?
Ruka: im...fine, groans
Dr Chung: motion sickness, try focusing on the horizon
Ruka: the only thing i'll be focusing on is my fist as i plant it in your face if you keep talking nonsense
Dr Chung kept quiet until they arrived
guard1: the fuck is that
guard2: wild animal attack, BIG gorrilo!
guard3: in the distance WAIT! THAT'S THE ONE WHO BROKE THE SIEGE AT CATUN!
as the guards let Grug and the cart pass Bonsey drove it all the way up to the thieves tower
thief boss: shit bonesy, didn't know you got one of these
Bonsey: didn't i send that letter
thief boss: courier got robbed
bonesy: shit, ill tell you later
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the adventures of hornsy and the blacksand mercs
Fanfictionhi the names hornsy, I am a shek from the island of Kenshi, and these are my misadventures, some are dealing with...uninvited guests and others are...running away from the local fauna with ancient valuables in tow and even forgetting to go hunting ...
