((in the volcanic biome place))
dr Chung: so...what the hell is in these buildings
hornsy: dunno, let me crack one open and see what's inside((as hornsy open the 1st door 30 security spiders turn to look at him))*slams the door with a shocked look on face*
dr Chung: well...
hornsy: yea...let keep this one closed((they move onto one of the ones next to it))hornsy: aaaaand presto((after the door opens they find mountains of hashish, they have discovered a drug farm))
*hornsy.EXE has stopped working*
dr Chung: HOLY HASH CAKES, we can make a fucking fortune off of this.
hornsy: yea...give me a second*pulls out a black rectangular block with odd buttons and a long metal wire out the top*
hornsy: horn to base do u read me base: this is base how copy horny
hornsy: for fucks sake stop calling me that base: *giggle* what do u need boss
dr Chung: umm hornsy
hornsy: we need 2-3 pack bulls over at the lake town
Chung: hornsy!!
hornsy: omg what ((turn to see several land bats behind))
roundabout.exe
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the adventures of hornsy and the blacksand mercs
Fanfictionhi the names hornsy, I am a shek from the island of Kenshi, and these are my misadventures, some are dealing with...uninvited guests and others are...running away from the local fauna with ancient valuables in tow and even forgetting to go hunting ...
