hornsy: well, we've fucked
savant: I guess you have a plan for this
hornsy: nope
hive prince: intruders, state your business in our lands!
hornsy: *whispering* don't worry I got this
hornsy: my name is Hornsy, the leader of the black-sand mercenaries, I was hired to bring the leader of the skin bandits to justice
hive prince: that human on your back is Savant?
Savant: hello
the group of bug men began talking among each other, most likely discussing what to do
hornsy: (oh crap, if we get out of this alive I'm gonna give up eating all that bread)
savant: *whispering* I don't think we can run away this time
hive prince: our hive has had trouble with skin-bandits for months, mind if you hand him over to our queen?
hornsy: you got 50k on ya, cause that's what he's worth
hive prince: umm...no
hornsy:...
hive prince: can we still have him though?
as soon as the prince says that hornsy quickly threw 3 knives at a pair of guards and dashed between them and proceeded to get the fuck out of there
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hive prince: get them!!!
as a hoard of bug men begin to amass on the pair the begin to dodge patrols after patrols until the entire south hive is chasing them
meanwhile at Catun
guard1: damn theres a lot of beak things out today
guard2: and Gorillo bandits too
guard3: didn't we have that one raid by the south hive right
guard1: yea fucking brutal it was, damn marrow bird were feasting apon the corpses for days
???: *in the distance*HELP!!!
guard2: the hell was that
guard1: I don't know, get the rest of the guard ready#
guard3: roger that sir
a few seconds later they see a shek carrying someone peaking the hill, 10 seconds later a tidal wave of hivers can be seen
hornsy: CLOSE THE GATE, CLOSE THE GATE, CLOSE THE GATE!!!
guard1: quick close the gate and activate its reinforcing!!!
as the gate barly closes behind hornsy and savant a thick metal wall comes out of the floor, covering the gate
hornsy: we...made it...at last...need...drink
guard1: what the hell was that, why were they chasing you?
hornsy: skin...bandit...leader
savant: hi
hornsy: they...wanted him...said no...they chase
hive prince: *on the other side* give us our prize back horny man
hornsy: its...hornsy not...horny
hive price: *on the other side* semantics
hornsy: how long...will they stay...out
guard2: as long as the barrier stays up
hornsy: now my 50k, please?
guard1: uh...sure *hand a large bag of 50k cats (currency not the animal)* take him away
hornsy: well see ya later savant
hornsy: (now, how do I get out of here with him)
!!!FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE ADVENTURES OF HORNSY!!!
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the adventures of hornsy and the blacksand mercs
Fanfictionhi the names hornsy, I am a shek from the island of Kenshi, and these are my misadventures, some are dealing with...uninvited guests and others are...running away from the local fauna with ancient valuables in tow and even forgetting to go hunting ...
