Meet the Demoman X hornsy and the black sand mercenaries
Hornsy, drunk: what makes me a good Shek? If i were a bad one I wouldn't be here chatting about it with you, would I?
Cutaway involving hornsy and the gang charging against a group of fogmen
Hornsy: LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE!!!!
He then goes in punching and slicing any pale bastard that gets in his path
Hornsy, drunk: a slice here, a punch there, a severd limb or 2. AND YOU'RE DEAD!
Hornsy, drunk: *drinking cactus rum*
Cutaway to hornsy doing a backflip off a swamp tree and stabbing a red sabre in the head
Hornsy, drunk: *still drinking*
Cutaway to hornsy sliding under a beakthing and narrowly missing its beak, and then proceeds to cut its legs with his nodatchi and his prosthetic's wrist blade bringing it down
Hornsy, drunk: *puts now empty bottle on table and is on the verge of crying* I'm just a bloody outcast Shek who's original parents tossed me out like a...like a rotten Greenfruit! Those CENSORED are a bunch of CENSORED pieces of CENSORED who doesn't know a bonedog's CENSORED from a hotdog
He lets out a sigh as he looks towards the camera and smiles a little
Hornsy, drunk: so...to all you fine wannabe little mercenaries out there who want to CENSORED around with me, my city, or my friends. I'll be waiting for you with the whiff of rum and sake as I send your ass into the abyss
YOU ARE READING
the adventures of hornsy and the blacksand mercs
Fanfictionhi the names hornsy, I am a shek from the island of Kenshi, and these are my misadventures, some are dealing with...uninvited guests and others are...running away from the local fauna with ancient valuables in tow and even forgetting to go hunting ...
