for all intensive purpose, the title is just a joke
last time, bonesy left morn with Grug to warn his brother. as time pass the 3 parties arrive near the empty city.
Phoenix: I thought you said it was a city?
messenger: I did, what town has walls that long?
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esta the stone golem: an...odd city, but it has the grounds for one
Seto: true, most likely the wish to expand after getting set up
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emperor tengu: I thought you said there was a city here, its just walls
lord Shiro: i-i swear this is the location he showed me
as the 3 parties reached the west gate, they notice each other
phoenix: ah, so I see everyone has arrived
emperor tengu: and what is the phoenix doing here so far from his nest?
esta the stone golem: and what is the mighty emperor of the UC doing so far from his comfy throne?
phoenix: that's rich coming from narko's favourite pawn, ran out of ideas to corrupt our people?
esta the stone golem: I know that you are trying to provoke me, phoenix, but it won't work
lord Shiro: well before this gets bloody, why is everyone here?
esta the stone golem: were here to see the warrior who saved Catun
phoenix: and my intent is the same, seeing I was alerted to your movement towards here
and as they argued for a while a large shek in an ash-lander hat and wielding a rotary harpoon cannon stand above the gate
hornsy: alright I don't know whom the fuck you retards are, but can you get the fuck off my property and bicker like a polygamous married group somewhere else!
phoenix: you have a lot of nerve talking to the holy lord phoenix of the Holy Na-
hornsy: im sorry we don't give a fuck now leave before I launch a solid harpoon up you're- notices lord Shiro
hornsy: Shiro? what are you doing here? if I knew you were coming I would have some munch set up, but still, I hope you like dustwiches, cause that's all we eat
he then opens the gate
lord Shiro: I did say he was weird
emperor tengu: hmmm, yes
the 3 leaders of the main factions then sat in the small house, with hornsy drinking from a large barrel of cactus rum (which I found out can't be made IRL)
hornsy: so...the fuck are you 3 here for?
Ruka then hits him in the back of the head
hornsy: GAHH! jeez, the back of my head!!
Ruka: im sorry for anything he says or did while he was away, he's a complete idiot
lord Shiro: i-i know, a little odd but your friend hornsy is a genuinely nice person
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the adventures of hornsy and the blacksand mercs
Fanfictionhi the names hornsy, I am a shek from the island of Kenshi, and these are my misadventures, some are dealing with...uninvited guests and others are...running away from the local fauna with ancient valuables in tow and even forgetting to go hunting ...
